Lmao

Lol I had my glasses in for repair and asked a mannequin where the exit of a store was I'm assuming this person too could not see.

I would have painted the soles of my shoes a different color, walked up the stairs, and made art.

LOL! I thought they said "creature" instead of preacher!

LMAO!

Oh the irony..

400lbs? you are luck you didn't actually S**T yourself!

I love trash talk.

Me too man.

That's not dumb. It's just habits. I once instinctively searched for the mouse with my hand at school when I had to copy some text from the blackboard.

All these tweets are so ironic

Even I did that as a kid not till weird mould formed did my grandma notice

The real question here is... were you making eye contact with the waiter or with your date?

Hallway mirror 6years old just watched a scary movie and had a nightmare I thought my reflection was an alien in the dark and I screamed

That's not dumb. That's cute... and accurate

I think most of us have done something similar but in diff scenarios.

I've found knocking very helpful

I do that on the bus and the train, regularly.

And they fit you my hubby would look like an ice cream cone

basically same outcome...

Oh damn! She must have died laughing and never gave u her email!

My sister use to think she could understand dogs because she could understand Scooby Doo.

Same! but that was when I was a 5 year old

OH Oh oh :/

I once flipped out wondering what happened to my glasses and I found myself holding them😁

This is common, especially in youth and much older generations. A lot of people also think "Deaf" is pronounced "death"

I used to think it was "Dirty deeds and the Thunder chief"

So do I, to my home appliances.

Well she's that too :-)

Well there's your problem it was a toad

Sounds more like a person who eats a lot of cereals, but that'd require some slanh experience.

I need to know how this story ended....

Sounds like Super-Salad to me too.

HAHAHA I found it was just one some months ago

you mean its not? :O

I got that confused when I was a little kid too!!

A barista in default mode

I really wish I saw that

O C**p! The irony! X-D

Shrek would be proud

we once bought one of those tents.. don't ask me how. But we used it for our Jack russel... seeing that she was small enough to sleep inside it.

WTF is a "Rachel" sandwich?

How bad was his mom that even a person sounding like her makes you instinctively apologize

I used to think the same when I was a kid. H = helada, C = Caliente. Makes sense! right?

Whut?

I thought checks were like cash that you could write the amount on. I would always to tell my mom to write a check when she said she couldn't afford something lol

I wonder how many children have been injured coping mary poppins

At least you did the right thing by stopping :D

Over Opinionated. I live in Saudi Arabia which has the highest rate of car accidents a year. All the drivers are MEN.

Upside down volcano... poor guy

I would have got what he meant and still play it farther away... just louder and worse... My father and I don't talk... I think I'm to blame lol

I always thought they were baby cabbages

Haha good wedding gift choice for couples like you ;)

My ex (he was 27 at the time) asked me seriously if chocolate milk comes from genetically altered cows... I couldn't believe he used words as advanced as genetically engineered to ask something so stupid.. he is my ex for really good reasons

I'm just confused by the way this is worded.

Don't Blink!

Hey, young-earth creationists believe that their entire lives; don't feel bad!

they name u after an apartment??