They say you should never air your grievances, or be publicly smug, but what better place to show the world how clever you are than Twitter? After all, you're living a married life now, and you have to prove to all your friends that you're not some lame funny husband, but the same Alpha Kappa Beta man you always were. Getting a divorce because your wife says you're too punny with marriage jokes? "Divorce is strong with this one!"
Bored Panda has put together this list of the best funny tweets by husbands that Twitter has to offer. Which one best sums up your marriage or a long-term relationship? Vote below, or share your own funny husband quotes in the comment below. Are you not just a husband, but a dad, too? Then be sure to also check out these funniest tweets on parenting! (h/t)
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*Having second thoughts about buying milk.. or getting married*
My wife always ask me what i wanted for dinner and then says "NO, i don't want that" at all my choices
As Walter says, "I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell me to do." Walter is from "Aunty Acid"
But occasionally they bring you something that wasn't on the list and is totally amazing though right???
Ask Monica who has 11 types, and one of them is for the Queen of GB. :)
Lmao!! I do the same to my husbsnd. Not just the awakes, but the restlessness too.
Everything looks better in YOUR dishes. hy don't u like to share????
last night I made a fb post and then made my husband comment on it. haha
huahahaha...totally can relate this, always discuss same thing, her side his side on bed, almost every night, just everytime when he's start putting his butt (yeah his butt only) on my bed side....sometime he made me scratch him just to make him out off my side :D
With mine it would be whether or not he used my employee discount lol
this wpuld be me. my husband had blasphemously never zeen the movie.
what about different colour and size of toothbrush.....mine is pink :P
As a newly wed, people keep asking me if married life is any different... Yes, yes it is! It's like speaking the same language but with a different accent... It's like eating cake, and realising that none of the calories count!!
As a newly wed, people keep asking me if married life is any different... Yes, yes it is! It's like speaking the same language but with a different accent... It's like eating cake, and realising that none of the calories count!!