50 Funny And Accurate History Memes For Everyone Who Wants To Learn More About Our Past (New Pics)
Through history, we learn how past societies, governments, cultures, and technologies were built, how they operated, and how they have changed over time. This knowledge can then help us to get a more detailed picture of where we stand today and what to expect from the future.
But time is precious, and you don't always get the chance to dissect a book on what shaped the present. Luckily, though, the internet has more to offer than just pdfs. It also has plenty of jpegs.
Continuing from where we left off last time, we at Bored Panda put together a new collection of posts from the subreddit r/HistoryMemes and the Instagram account History in Memes. You get to see the first pig to fly, poke fun at Americans naming their cities, and much, much more. Enjoy!
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Thoughts?
It All Makes Sense Now
But why bother with history in the first place? Well, Peter N. Stearns, a professor at George Mason University, said that it's vital to our lives even though we like to live in the present and plan for the future.
"In the first place, history offers a storehouse of information about how people and societies behave," Stearns wrote. "Understanding the operations of people and societies is difficult, though a number of disciplines make the attempt. An exclusive reliance on current data would needlessly handicap our efforts. How can we evaluate war if the nation is at peace—unless we use historical materials? How can we understand genius, the influence of technological innovation, or the role that beliefs play in shaping family life, if we don't use what we know about experiences in the past?"
When Your Joke Backfires And You Accidentally Advance Women’s Rights
Major W
I Love A Nice Vase
1. And they still haven't returned that f*** ton of c**p. / 2. I mean, who doesn't appreciate a nice vase?
The professor highlighted that some social scientists attempt to formulate laws or theories about human behavior but even these recourses depend on historical information, except for in limited, often artificial cases in which experiments can be devised to determine how people act.
"Major aspects of a society's operation, like mass elections, missionary activities, or military alliances, cannot be set up as precise experiments. Consequently, history must serve, however imperfectly, as our laboratory, and data from the past must serve as our most vital evidence in the unavoidable quest to figure out why our complex species behaves as it does in societal settings."
This, fundamentally, is why we can not stay away from history, Stearns said. "It offers the only extensive evidential base for the contemplation and analysis of how societies function, and people need to have some sense of how societies function simply to run their own lives."
History Of Religion Can Often Be Frustrating
Not Nice
Joe Bless
Zombie apocalypse. I'm actually surprised that it hasn't happened already!
No Shame
Linguists have shown that the American accent is closer to the accent spoken in England when they came to America than what is spoken there today. What we think of as an English accent is relatively new. The claims that Americans don't speak proper English are based on listening to redneck accents which are as close to representative of the average American as a cockney accent is too representing the average English person.
Being midwestern it took me years to realize that accents varied all over the country, not just the south, since our accent is the one tv people train to learn.... 🤦
Load More Replies...Yo I'm American and I speak quite a few languages. There's a of of multi or bilingual people here actually
As I pointed out in downvoted-to-oblivion comment: 67 million Americans are bilingual. And not in the "oh I learned in school" way, but can converse in it, etc. :-)
Load More Replies...You forgot to say 'american lives matter' as well nix.
Load More Replies...ah yes the basic requirement of learning Cantonese English and mandarin for every kid in where I live
I hate when people (in the US) make fun of an immigrant's accent or lack of language skills. UM, okay Karen - how many languages do YOU speak? Because they are at least trying one more than their native tongue.
To be fair, English is kinda b******t. It's basically four languages in a trench coat, and that's without the loan words.
I speak English, Telugu, some Spanish, and rudimentary Hindi; and both me and my monolingual friends struggle to remember the name for a guava.
If you can speak three languages, you're trilingual. If two languages, you're bilingual. And if you can only speak one language, you're either French or American.
I speak Glasweigen, English and German but I still can't spell. 😂
I speak danish, English, german, spanish, norwegian, swedish and a little bit of Italian and french.
That is because English isn't a single language. It started with Norman/French soldiers talking to Anglo/German bar maids and has picked up anything useful along the way.
I speak English, Welsh and French and I’m passable in German and Spanish. I completely bow down before my Belgian sister in law who speaks fluent Dutch, French, English, German, Spanish and Greek. She’s also passable in Welsh.
They're eating their food over there. I hear that you're eating your food here.
I'm American and speak 4 languages 🤷♂️ ...but yes, I get how I'm in the minority.
Not so much. People don't brag about it. Most folks I know at least speak two languages.
Load More Replies...That’s because publik skewls in the US only start teaching a second language in 7th or 8th grade - around 13-14 years old. Totally the wrong time in a child’s brain to attempt to learn a new language. 2nd language needs to start around 4-5 years old to learn it with any real proficiency. Of course there is the rare person who can absorb languages like a sponge at any age - but that is a pretty special ability.
What do you call people who can speak two languages? Bilingual. What do you people who can only speak one language? American! An American told me this….
The joke starts with two languages, then goes to 3 languages, then once you've built up the rhythm and expectation, you ask about 1 language.
Load More Replies...The second reason history is inescapable as a subject of serious study stems from the first. "The past causes the present, and so the future," Stearns said. "Any time we try to know why something happened—whether a shift in political party dominance in the American Congress, a major change in the teenage suicide rate, or a war in the Balkans or the Middle East—we have to look for factors that took shape earlier."
Sometimes fairly recent history will suffice to explain a major development, but we often need to backtrack more to identify the causes of change.
"Only through studying history can we grasp how things change; only through history can we begin to comprehend the factors that cause change; and only through history can we understand what elements of an institution or a society persist despite change."
Indifferent Penguin (Left)
Father Of John Wick
Don't forget he also used to volunteer for the Finnish Army during the Winter War and then joined the RAF to fight the Axis. The dude is borderline a legend.
I Still Do This
Pretty Straightforward
History well told — either through text, pictures, or any other medium — is beautiful. Many historians know the importance of dramatic and skillful writing (as well as of accuracy). They understand that with proper form they can transform a seemingly "dry" unappealing story to something that deeply moves the general public.
"Biography and military history appeal in part because of the tales they contain," Stearns said. "History as art and entertainment serves a real purpose, on aesthetic grounds but also on the level of human understanding. Stories well done are stories that reveal how people and societies have actually functioned, and they prompt thoughts about the human experience in other times and places."
"The same aesthetic and humanistic goals inspire people to immerse themselves in efforts to reconstruct quite remote pasts, far removed from immediate, present-day utility," the historian explained.
How Resourceful
Same Difference
Yoink
Spot On
History also provides a bridge to moral contemplation. Studying the stories of individuals and situations they've been in the past, whether we're talking about the Queen or Heath Ledger, allows us to test our own moral sense, to hone it against some of the real complexities people have faced in difficult settings.
"People who have weathered adversity not just in some work of fiction, but in real, historical circumstances can provide inspiration. 'History teaching by example' is one phrase that describes this use of a study of the past—a study not only of certifiable heroes, the great men and women of history who successfully worked through moral dilemmas, but also of more ordinary people who provide lessons in courage, diligence, or constructive protest."
Whoever Runs Their Twitter Needs A Raise
Parrots Are An Anomaly
First Pig
This Is Just So Bad It Might Work
History also helps people to find their identity, and this is actually one of the reasons why modern nations continue to encourage its teaching in some form.
"Historical data include evidence about how families, groups, institutions, and whole countries were formed and about how they have evolved while retaining cohesion. For many Americans, studying the history of one's own family is the most obvious use of history, for it provides facts about genealogy and (at a slightly more complex level) a basis for understanding how the family has interacted with larger historical change," Stearns said.
Not Exactly The Most... Heteronormative Culture
The thing is that the Ancient Romans did not have a concept of gays and homosexuals. They just view that "I don't care if you are a man or woman. If you have a hole, I can have sex with you. The more I have, the more dominated I am."
Big Simp
And iirc they often had woman in their crew because they were about as dangerous as the men in fights.
Time Flies
The same can be applied to computers as well. We went from those giant computers that was the size of an entire building that can only do simple mathematical calculations to a smartphone in less than 70 years. (I know that mechanical computers that read punchcards existed much earlier but I wanna focus on the one that was pioneered by Alan Turing in the 40s until the introduction of the smartphone)
How Og
I´d say somewhat more original than naming new cities just New City which has been done a lot in Europe over time. For example Naples, the countless places named Neapoli all around or later Neustadt in Germany. Also Carthage in its original Phoenician, which makes Cartagena even funnier as its Roman name Carthago Nova means New New City.
Even if we take a step back and look at institutions, businesses, and other social units, such as ethnic groups, we can see that they also use history for similar purposes.
"Merely defining the group in the present pales against the possibility of forming an identity based on a rich past," Stearns explained. "And of course, nations use identity history as well ... Histories that tell the national story, emphasizing distinctive features of the national experience, are meant to drive home an understanding of national values and a commitment to national loyalty."
So if you find yourself unable to stop scrolling through this list, relax. You're not wasting your time. On the contrary, you might be growing in more ways than you might imagine.
It Really Do Be Like That
Worth
Buddy Is Kooky
Christians Sure Are A Contentious Bunch
But with that being said, there are fewer people studying the subject. According to the National Center for Education Statistics, we had 34,642 history majors in 2008. Fast forward to 2017, and the count was just 24,266. Most of that decline occurred after 2012, with a notable single-year drop of more than 1,500 between 2016 and 2017.
However, that might just be temporary. Writing for the American Historical Association's blog Perspectives on History, Northeastern University's Benjamin M. Schmidt pointed out that the history major has had low points before. The discipline weathered a significant decline between 1969 and 1985, when the major dropped by 66 percent.
(At the time, those numbers were linked to higher education’s boom in the '60s that saw the discipline's rapid expansion and subsequent bust when higher education growth slowed in the '70s.)
It Really Do Be Like That
Everybody Has A Friend Like This
Now That’s Cool
Let's not forget, The Great Emu War. It took place from November 1932 – 10 December 1932. Where Australia went to war with emus, and LOST!
Instant Hands
Schmidt also said that the anxiety over career prospects for history majors is probably misguided, since we know that students with history BAs disperse into a wide variety of careers.
"The increasingly common practice of lumping a wide variety of disparate fields together as STEM is probably giving students and their parents excessive expectations about the earning potential conferred by many science and technology degrees," he wrote.
"While engineers in their 20s can indeed make salaries that would make most full professors of history jealous, science, technology, and math majors are much more of a mixed bag. Extensive data ... released out of the University of Texas system do show history majors making less than most science fields after controlling for the university they attended. But they appear to make more than many other fields, including English, psychology, sociology, and even a number of biology-adjacent majors (such as zoology, ecology, and neurobiology, though traditional biology majors make somewhat more)."
Fair Play
Love Them Both Equally… Barely
Mine is a sassy little black creature who always meows back whenever she's told to do something useful like kill a fly
Very Realistic
British Units
Schmidt said that ultimately, the long-term state of the discipline will rest on how it adapts to a cohort of students—and their parents—who are much less receptive to arguments for the liberal arts than previous generations have been.
He noted that many departments and organizations have already worked out useful ways to articulate the purpose of the major. These are undoubtedly helping attract and retain students.
Who knows, maybe these memes will also help 'sell' history.
Love To See It
Sad truth: "States' rights" go too far, and you end up with Texas. And Florida. I'm American, and I wish we'd stop the bullsh*t.
Love That Shit
. We inherited a lot of them,from Europeans, who came to North America, and loathed Europe so much they named everything after it. There's New York, York in Pennsylvania, ther was York in Ontario, now Toronto, we can keep going, but seriously, wtf, enough, there's even a York, New York!)
Gotta Do Whatcha Gotta Do
She’s A Keeper
The library burned more than once and by the time it did it was no longer the epicenter of learning in the Mediterranean world. Instead, the library slowly declined as it became less unique because other libraries amassed considerable collections. There was no great, tragic moment where countless works were all lost in an instant.That’s not how the chain of transmission breaks. See the point Literature in the article linked beneath. https://acoup.blog/2022/01/14/collections-rome-decline-and-fall-part-i-words/
What Happened To Free Speech?
Look if all law books have jokes and pictures inside, everyone will focus
All Men Are Equal, But Some Men Are More Equal Than Others!
Lice At The Portuguese Royal Court = Fashion
Feels Bad Man
Would Ya Look At That
It really does wonders, doesn't it? I would love to be able to go and see these locations later in my life.
Mad Respect
I think that's supposed to be the shroud of Turin, but I like the take.
Portuguese Drax
Switzerland during the Medieval period vs Switzerland during World Wars in a nutshell
The Sumerians Played A Trick On Us
Cleopatra: I spoke 9 languages. History: yeah but you were pretty. Cleopatra: I ruled Egypt and several other territories during my reign. History: let's market you as a halloween costume. Cleopatra: I WASN'T EVEN KNOWN FOR MY LOOKS. History: lol look shes hot
Cleopatra: Egypt prospered under my rule. Historians: h o t. Cleopatra: I brought several new commodities to Egypt. Historians: ara ara sit on my face
Load More Replies...Cleopatra: I spoke 9 languages. History: yeah but you were pretty. Cleopatra: I ruled Egypt and several other territories during my reign. History: let's market you as a halloween costume. Cleopatra: I WASN'T EVEN KNOWN FOR MY LOOKS. History: lol look shes hot
Cleopatra: Egypt prospered under my rule. Historians: h o t. Cleopatra: I brought several new commodities to Egypt. Historians: ara ara sit on my face
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