She’s thoroughly impressed!

THAT's funny.

True, and when you're short sighted and take your glasses off

I can’t stop laughing

So satisfying!

I'll have the front, please, Santa.

Death Vader snuggy. 10yrs and this is the happiest I’ve seen him over a gift

At least you are free now

No need! My parents and I spent the day at my brother and SIL’s house with my brother’s in laws and my SIL’s sister. (So my brother, my SIL, their two kids, and then a pair of parents with adult daughters.) They’re Jewish but only do the cultural aspects and my family is nothing. Our political views align in that we are all firmly democrats.

Upvote for Stranger Things

Well, you’ve seen how toned he was as an adult.

Snort-laugh!

My work has decided to give everyone a $20 gift card (my manager alone gave all eight of the members on my team a $30 gift card). I can’t wait for another Zoom meeting wherein they talk about how the company’s revenue has increased so much. Better than nothing I guess? But I don’t want to acquiesce to that frame of mind.

Now that's a Barbie I would buy, the "Sleep Deprived New Mommy Barbie"!

Yeah. I'm going to miss all of this. The excitement, the food, the presents, the beautiful decorations. It's not my favorite time of year for nothing.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one that did this

exactly like that!

I've created a playlist of Anti-Carey Missiles for this reason.

They tryna find kevin

You can't tell in the photo, but I'm wearing flamingo slippers too

Pots and pans

Next time, buy socks made solely of the surviving fiber.

And good riddance!

Apocalypto was awesome

Only when the cursing begins.

Or 8, we are Jewish now.

Someone to answer the question 'what's for dinner' til next Christmas.

I'm still trying to figure out how that is possible.

I'm a Dad, I buy gifts too. It's not the 50's.

I got my mother drinking sherry at 0830 one Christmas morning. We had a bet at work to see who could get their mother imbibing first on Christmas morning. I confessed later in the day, and she was annoyed "why didn't you tell me, I've been up since six I clock"

That is a giant tree stand.

Seems perfectly reasonable

I do actually love the way it smells, it has a very unique aroma.

I'm in Australia. At this point, that just looks like an almost normal Christmas. Something eerie about getting up Christmas morning to smell bushfire smoke

I get my wife expensive giftso but apparently I suck at it so I just asked what she wanted. I told her I was thinking of getting a food dehydrator or a stand mixer because we both wanted one. She's said don't get a food dehydrator and that's how I found out what she got me. Its the thought that counts but after 15 years it's hard to figure out anymore what to get each other.

When I was a kid and we lived in an apartment, Santa came down the fire escape. That's why we hung our stockings at the window.

Had a good laugh at this one. Brilliant!

I had to work Christnas eve. There were no tickets, no one to assign tickets, but i had to stay " just in case".