Gardening is a hobby that gives you something really tangible: if done right, it can sustain you. In the U.S., growing your own food is quite popular. According to Raleigh Realty, 55% of American households have a garden.
Although lots of people do it, not all are so successful at it. A lot of things have to go right if you want to enjoy a good harvest: weather conditions, soil, and enough love and care. This time, we're celebrating the hilarious times people's gardening efforts yielded less than desirable results, courtesy of the Mighty Harvest subreddit.
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I Did It, I Grew A Watermelon!
I Was So Excited When I Saw A Quarter-Sized Carrot Top Poking Through The Soil 😑
So Excited For My First Ever Eggplant Harvest! I'll Feed My Family For Nanoseconds With This Haul. Recipe Suggestions?
The Mighty Harvest subreddit is for gardeners to boast their hilariously small yet wholesome gardening results. But, in general, the average garden enthusiast in the U.S. grows $600 dollars worth of food. The most popular veggie in American gardens is, interestingly, the tomato (though, I hear, it's technically a fruit?)
There are some interesting statistics on gardeners as well. Apparently, the majority of green thumbs in the U.S. are gentlemen: 56.4% of gardeners say they're men, and only 43.6% are women. The average gardener's age is also somewhat surprising: it's not just grandmas working in their gardens. Most enthusiasts are between 35 and 44 years old.
Well, At Least It's Pretty
I Found Even Smaller Tomatoes
Bountiful Harvest
Being a good gardener is like an art. You have to know which plants like the shade and which prefer the sun, which veggies grow better when they're next to each other and which ones can't ever get along, and that you can never plant mint seeds directly into the ground if you don't want that monster overgrowing onto everything else in your herb garden.
Mistakes happen, but beginners, naturally, make more mistakes than seasoned gardeners. So, let's explore some of the most common mistakes veggie growers can make in their first years as green thumbs.
My Brother's Bountiful Corn Harvest!
Should I Soak The Olive Or Turn It Into Oil?
Eggplant (Egg For Scale)
A good place to start is to pay attention to the food you're giving your plants. Many experts say that good soil is the key to a healthy and productive garden. A great soil is nutrient-rich and has air pockets, and some enthusiasts prefer to make their own. Nicole Burke of Gardenary uses topsoil, sand for drainage, and the magic ingredient – compost (mushroom is, in her opinion, the best).
Apple Pie Anyone?
My Only Cucumber This Year
If I Store It Correctly, This Carrot Should Last My Family All Winter!
Some other things beginner gardeners should pay attention to are the plant's season and in what climate it grows best. Novices often fail to understand that not every veggie that is in the supermarket grows year-round naturally. So, read the seed packet and check when it's best to plant it in your climate.
Update From My Lemon Tree
I Was Told You Guys Would Appreciate This. Behold: My Ghost Pepper
I Planted Bananas On My Backyard
Just like humans, plants need food, but they also need water. Finding a balance between too much and too little can be hard, though. Signs of overwatering include yellowing leaves, wilting, edema, mold and algae, and rot. Underwatered plants will have dry, brown edges, they'll droop, their leaves will be dropping, and the soil will be hard and compacted.
My Neighbors Sunflower Has A Comically Small Bloom For It's Massive Size
I Think I Can Open A Soup Kitchen Now
My $100 Water Bill Watermelon
Seasoned gardeners also advise to use mulch. In short, you should keep your soil covered if you want to avoid erosion, runoff, and compaction. Exposed soil surfaces dry out and make it harder for water and nutrients to penetrate it. It can also help prevent the growing of weeds, as the mulch prevents weed seeds from getting sunlight, which they need to germinate.
Pineapple Pizza Toppings For Everyone!
My First Ripe Habanero, And A Zucchini That Hid Under Weeds And Avoided Detection. The Zucchini Was Kind Enough To Say Hi To Me When I Found It! The Habanero Has Been Eaten And Was Nowhere Near As Spicy As I'd Expected
Decided To Harvest All Of My Chives To Make Chive Powder. Behold My Mighty Chive Powder Stash
When you're starting your gardener's journey, you might get overexcited and try biting off more than you can chew. Expert gardeners recommend starting small: list five of your favorite herbs and veggies, research them, and work on getting the best harvest out of them. Next year, add a couple more and go from there.
Just Thinking About All The Stew We Will Have
Behold This Giant Lime - My First Lime Harvest
Recipe Says To Use Two Lemons
If you want your garden to be as natural and eco-friendly as possible, work on a wildlife-friendly and pesticide-free garden. Australia-based gardener and author Casey Lister urges other gardeners to ditch insecticides, pesticides, and fungicides and invite predatory insects, birds, lizards, and frogs. "Ladybirds devour aphids, birds munch on caterpillars, frogs eat snails and slugs," she explains.
10 Generations Of My People Will Never Know What It Feels Like To Be Hungry!
Eggplant Smaller Than An Egg
Yesterday’s Mighty Harvest Is Today’s Breakfast!
Well at least your nails are fantastic! And that beautiful plant in the background, we have one of those but it's very small
In the end, failing is a big part of gardening. You observe and learn new things, that's how you become a better gardener. As Abra Lee, director of horticulture at Atlanta’s Oakwood Cemetery and Gardens, told WaPo's Cynthia R. Greenlee, "The garden will always defeat you." In other words, nature will always nature.
My Sister Just Handed Me This
Time To Learn How To Preserve Asparagus, We'll Swim In It Soon!
On a side note pickled asparagus is one of my few remaining joys in life
Alas, I Fear The Gallons Of Tomato Soup I Will Make With This Bountiful Harvest Will Mold Before It Can All Be Eaten. No One Could Ever Consume Such Quantity :(
I loving looked after my beetroots one year. I planted them, watered them, and fed them. I got 6, 1 inch beetroots. They were thrown into a stew with the real vegetables I bought from the supermarket.
I loving looked after my beetroots one year. I planted them, watered them, and fed them. I got 6, 1 inch beetroots. They were thrown into a stew with the real vegetables I bought from the supermarket.