There are some phrases that just don’t make sense. They get printed on shirts, billboards, and street signs, and if you encounter one, you’ll know it. Looking thrice and turning your head upside down won’t help. Asking for a friend’s help in deciphering the message won’t do much either.
You may call these phrases cursed and you wouldn’t be wrong. But there is an online group that’s not only entirely dedicated to these nonsensical phrases, but has also defined them as a phenomenon worthy of our attention on its own. Powered by 603k members, the Don't Dead Open Inside subreddit is a place for “signs and media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right.”
It may sound tricky, but bear with me. Below are some of the funniest signs that require 0% common sense and to throw everything you know about sentence structure out the window. Who knew that there could be so much sense in such nonsense?!
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This Is Actually Pretty Clever
Jesus Scares
Will There Be Blood Or Not!?
Just like most things on the internet, the subreddit Don't Dead Open Inside wasn’t created out of nowhere. The trope first came to internet users' attention when its name was used in a promotional poster for the TV series The Walking Dead. To this day, the Don't Dead Open Inside poster, revealed on July 2nd, 2010, stands as one of the most recognized examples of the trope in popular culture that caused the cult following on Reddit.
According to Know Your Meme, the infamous poster featured a photograph of a double door with the words "Don't Open" written on the left side and "Dead Inside" written on the right, which should be interpreted "Don't open, dead inside" if read in the correct order. The whole fun of the trope is revealed when the reader reads the phrase line by line instead, which sounds like "Don't dead open inside."
Well That Seems Unfair
Choose Abortion Life Kills
Well if you think about it.... Life does kill at some point....(/s)
5 Extremely Slow Children Playing
Knowing the speed things surf around social media, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that a couple of users on Twitter shared their reactions to the unusual poster on social media. In the following years, “the memes based on the joke were made, with Know Your Meme user irish_swede archiving one such example on March 12, 2013,” reported Know Your Meme.
On May 17th, 2014, the subreddit r/dontdeadopeninside was created, where the community collected cases of the trope found in popular culture, design, advertising, etc. Today, it’s home to 603k members that follow a strict set of rules for submissions.
Doesn’t Sound Like Fun
Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood
Shosple Colupis
The first and most important rule is that all posts have to comply to DDOI format. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text, usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words.”
The community doesn’t allow both reposts and memes, and encourages users to “put the 'correctly read' way in the title, like 'DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE.'”
Guaranteed Reduced Quality
7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans
Aliectass
Stolen From My Friends Snap Story
I Am Dond
Stand Hong With Kong
Well If You Insist
If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?
Spread Cream Not Cheese Disease
The State Of Washi Wangton
Dip Dip
Stop Earth The Denying Is Dying!
Don't Go Kill Vegan
Saw This At Work Today And Immediately Thought Of This Sub
Always Forgotten - Missed Never
Drug Is The Free Key
Was There Even An Intended Order To Begin With?
Truly Inspiring
My Hometown Parade. Dear God
Vote Dump Early Trump
Friend Of A Friend Got A New Tattoo
This Is A F**king Massacre. Thing Made Me Want To Dead
Who Thought This Was Acceptable
Enroll Your Russian Child Now
Jesus Are Is Coming You Back Ready?
You Think Some Tattooist Hate Their Own Work?
This Giant Poster In My University Dorm
Drugs May Kill You, But Never Your They’ll Hurt Feelings
Teachers Who Love Teach Children Teaching To Love Learning
Hear That Noise? We Are Growing. We Can Fix It Again. Apply Inside
My Girlfriends Kitchen Tiles. Forffee Coyou
Spicey Vaccine
This Was In My It Class Today
I’m Call Pregnant Me
I Give Up
Call Me Don’t
So many of these are due to people not understanding that westerners read left to right, not top to bottom
If they know English, they must know how the Westerners right.
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If they know English, they must know how the Westerners right.
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