Laughed out loud. Read entry to my mother and daughter. They were not amused.

I upvoted your comment, John! I'm not a PrudePanda.

Go fund yourself!

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The rapist...

That escalated quickly XD

There are a lot of places in Canada and Alaska, here you can get away from both. ;D

You shouldn't feel bad it's a working dog there to help people

Is this clickbait revealed? I thought that was the other entry on Bored Panda...

I to have stove anxiety

But you just said that you didn't even have sex... I'm confuse! :D

I've literally heard customers ask, "what's Portuguese?" Do you see your own language? Just pick that one and ignore the others. Sheesh.

Get used to it...

Everyday is the last day of some of your life and the first day of the rest of it. well, everyday except for your death day.

Well now son hold on there, who's the one who keeps piling dishes in the sink hoping for a miracle that thy will be done?

Me too

WTF??!!

You still think you have a daughter?

Best.Tweet.Ever.

Your emotions are out of control.

Ahh.... Yeah, that's how it feels....

That's the special daylight that your WWI veteran neighbor speaks of that has "women in it".

Holy c**p! I lost it on that one! Haha!

Darn it, I skipped a step.

Well poor thing being only 29 years old is being lucky, they stopped serving food before you were born so now you will never know about airplane food.

That's when they get the ability to pee (imagine, someone peeing inside of you)

I didn't know Donald Trump ran this twitter account

Yes! This expression is so... odd!

Pure evil😂😂

Smacking little white balls with a long stick on a mowed lawn is the daredevil's sport.

My name is Samuel Seabury

oh goddamn. yes.

Overachiever.