Many book lovers have turned to Goodreads as a source of inspiration or a venue to gush or vent after reading something truly moving. Its extensive sections for reviews, quotes, and thoughts allow casual readers to learn more before buying.
But hidden beneath the surface, there is a gold mine of absolutely hilarious and unhinged one-star reviews, which the laurasbooktalk TikTok account gathers and shares with the world. So get comfy and prepare to scroll through some people's thoughts on quite possibly the worst literature has to offer, upvote your favorites and comment your worst reading experience below.
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People seem to enjoy literary criticism (or any criticism for that matter) almost as much as literature itself. Some of the oldest texts still available to humans have sections critiquing other texts of the time, for example, the Nāṭya Śāstra, a Sanskrit text on the performing arts from roughly 200 BCE has parts listing the advantages and disadvantages of similar texts.
Similarly, Aristotle and Plato both published texts criticizing ideas, works, and texts that they found distasteful. While most authors will write for the sake of writing, the copying and preservation of these works does indicate that deep down, most of us love reading about someone tearing something apart.
Maybe Colleen Hoovwe should make a carreerswitch. Something that requires not so much of the imagination, like deliveryperson or accountant...
Of course, before the relatively modern era, literacy rates were so low that reading, let alone reading about reading was pretty uncommon. But as more and more people “learned their letters,” a review, of anything really, became a genre all to itself, as most people still preferred to know about a thing before they potentially spent hard-earned money on it. This popularity meant that reviews started to evolve from pure evaluations into a form of content in of itself.
One of the most popular critics, among his many claims to fame, was Jonathan Swift. Without knowing, many people might be at least familiar with not just one, but two of his portraits, which as memes are appropriately used to display someone's confusion and revulsion for something particularly bad. His works are still read today, a pretty clear sign that writers in particular can still learn about their craft by watching someone just dissect a text they have never seen before.
i really liked this series, the plot is nice- FBI agent is dating the serial killer
The internet has allowed for a democratization of reviews and literary criticism, for better or worse. Certainly, one disadvantage of the “classic” way to read reviews, in a magazine, for example, is that a single critic's taste might differ from yours and people are not infallible. But sites like Goodreads let people mix and match research, both seeing what specific people and even authors think, but also seeing the mass of data created by anonymous users.
I attempted to read this book due to the raves of friends and family about how great the book was. I didn't like it. It was boring far more times than it was excellent. The funny thing is, until I saw this post with others ⁷⁸that didn't like it S#
Someone help me find her... her books show evidence she needs a little of my help.
At its inception, the site mostly functioned as a way for early internet users to actually find things to read, as digitalization and even just online bookstores massively increased the options for the average buyer. But options are useless if the person doesn’t know they exist. But, of course, even when one sees all the books out there, it’s important to have some way to figure out what you would like.
i dont even get why this booked was so hyped up, wanted a refund for the internet i wasted in downloading this book
Now the site and its catalog are so large that Goodreads has its own “librarians” to curate, sort, and keep track of all the literature being added to it. While this is of little interest to the average user, it’s a pretty good representation of just how large the platform is these days, with over 50 million reviews and 90 million users as of 2019. Of higher interest to many users is the ability to follow verified author accounts and see what they are reading and reviewing.
I think they've made a film of this... But then again, they made films out of the 50 shades of grey and twilight books, so there's that, I suppose
Of course, humans are pretty ingenious creatures and we will find all sorts of ways to entertain ourselves in a pinch. One-star reviews are a good example, but a lot of people do actively like seeing the “fail state” of something. Whether it’s a car crash or “Kitchen Nightmares,” there is something exhilarating about learning the nitty, gritty, horrible details as an observer.
Developing an allergy for this person desperately attempting to write books.
In other words, we love to hate, but most people also realize that just hating stuff is boring, unappealing, and often pretty unhealthy. So particularly bad books and most of the ones on this list qualify, are a safe target, as they can be hated, mocked, and made fun of without that little voice inside wondering if this is perhaps an ugly look.
I've only heard good reviews for AGGGTM, I'm kinda curious to know why people dislike it
I desperately need to see how this Colleen Hoover looks like...
On this basis, many authors who would have and perhaps should have remained unknown rose to prominence. Twilight and its film adaptations had large fan bases but were equally well known for a large, very vocal group of critics who attacked it at every turn. If you happen to be a Twilight hater, even one who never read the book in the first place, bad reviews are no doubt a great source of entertainment.
I take it a maid witnesses something bad through a ridiculously large, old timey, keyhole?
i mean it is dark romance, there were TWs veryyyyy clearly given all along, but still a little over the top, i agree, with a gun?? seriously????
In the present day, this use of infamy to garner attention has become a relatively popular method to sell books, as some segment of the population will inevitably buy it just to see what all the fuss is about. As you scroll through, note which authors' names come up frequently. At this stage in digital marketing, the one-star review might be only second in value to a five-star review.
Alright, I agree with this. Maybe not burn the characters alive - just force feed them raisins.
That may not be a bad thing in a book. Some of the best books out there are deeply disturbing.
Whoever looked at this title and thought "hey, that's gonna be a good read"
maybe cuz it's a teen romance 1st love type of book and you read it well into your adult age?
A deeply unsettled sadistic side of me kind of wants to read one just to see how bad they are, but I also feel like it might be better for the world if I didn't. Edit: Ok maybe not I just saw a review of one of her "books" that basically said: "The only person I would finish this book for is my dog... if you held him at gunpoint."
Load More Replies...Just remember guys, people have different tastes. Just because someone found the book to be bad doesn't mean u will think so too ❤
Yep. Also, every review has one stars, this just happens to be a collection of the people who hated these books. Though, I admit, I was relieved to see the one I just bought last night wasn't on it!
Load More Replies...I saw the name Colleen Hooper scroll by so often that I had to google it. The "People also ask" section has, "Why is Colleen Hoover books so good?" I now know enough. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - President GW Bush (R).
I did too. She's primarily self published. Editors exist for a reason.
Load More Replies...Colleen Hooper is the perfect author for you if you want: sloppy writing with gigantic plot holes, the marginalising of domestic violence because everything else in the relationship is so great, women with mindsets from the 1800s and with no backbone what so ever, on the nose character names (like Lily Blossom Bloom?! Who owns a flower shop. Seriously) et cetera.
I was surprised when I saw someone ask if people prefered a book that was badly written/edited but the overall story was good, or a well written book with a boring storyline, and most people would rather read the badly written book. I feel like that explains a lot about why I'm so often disappointed when I read a super popular book, I'm the kind of reader that would happily read a dishwasher manual if it was particularly well written, but can't do badly written/edited books.
Oh my gods SAME. Bad writing takes me out of the flow 😭 probably why I struggle with fanfic too 😅
Load More Replies...Honestly, if you read this kind of books, what do you expect?
Favorite negative book review : "The covers of this book are too far apart." - Ambrose Bierce. Second favorite : "This is not a book to be put down lightly. It should be thrown with great force." - Dorothy Parker.
Colleen Hoover seems to be this generation's Danielle Steele. I remember looking at a huge stack of Steele novels at a charity rummage sale I was volunteering for and asking another volunteer "What should we do with these? Can we offer them by the kilogram as kindling for fireplaces and charcoal barbecues?"
Noticed a pattern in this but I don't know if it's relevant or what it means. Almost all the writers on this list are women....
They seem to also be mostly romance type novels, which are often badly written. ___ Bad men's fiction is usually the action/suspense type, but men don't read fiction quite as much as women do, so perhaps there's less of it. I suspect that men are also less likely to leave online reviews. They'll just chuck the book into a corner until it's time to fill the bag for the thrift store.
Load More Replies...It's gonna get worse. I read the other day that out of the top 100 young adult (I think) books on Amazon... only 19 (!!!) were written by actual PEOPLE. The rest were AI Generated.
Here's my 1 star review. Stephen King's "Christine". The overall plot is interesting, and the concept is fascinating(car that has chosen violence), but every single character is unlikable, and it took 200 pages for the car to actually kill someone. Also, it's too much "oh no, this car has bad vibes and my friend has been acting weird ever since he bought it, but it's not like the car is bad or anythint right?".
About Colleen Hoover, my mom read Verity for a book club and said never before had been so horrified by a book, but couldn’t possibly put it down. Apparently it’s very graphic but a compelling story. I’ve never read it or any of her books though, so that all I know.
Most of these reviews are mere wisecracks, and not very good ones, hardly worth collecting or repeating. For brevity and wit, look up Dorothy Parker.
I thought a lot of the reviews were quite funny, even if I don't agree.
Only one I read was in this list. And I read my fair share of bad books just because I liked the universe, even when I hated the protagonist or plot.
Colleen hoover was on this list 10+ times. What the heck is she doing!?
Im browsing goodreads reviews myself rn and.. I think we can create an entire thread based off the reviews of Colleen Hoovers books...
I wouldn't be worrying about bad reviews from people with anime avatars.
Lol for every book I intend to read that has an above 3.5 stars rating on Goodreads I will browse their 1 and 2 star reviews first so as to know if it will worth my time or suit my taste. More often than not I find that those reviews are mostly believable and within reason.
A deeply unsettled sadistic side of me kind of wants to read one just to see how bad they are, but I also feel like it might be better for the world if I didn't. Edit: Ok maybe not I just saw a review of one of her "books" that basically said: "The only person I would finish this book for is my dog... if you held him at gunpoint."
Load More Replies...Just remember guys, people have different tastes. Just because someone found the book to be bad doesn't mean u will think so too ❤
Yep. Also, every review has one stars, this just happens to be a collection of the people who hated these books. Though, I admit, I was relieved to see the one I just bought last night wasn't on it!
Load More Replies...I saw the name Colleen Hooper scroll by so often that I had to google it. The "People also ask" section has, "Why is Colleen Hoover books so good?" I now know enough. "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?" - President GW Bush (R).
I did too. She's primarily self published. Editors exist for a reason.
Load More Replies...Colleen Hooper is the perfect author for you if you want: sloppy writing with gigantic plot holes, the marginalising of domestic violence because everything else in the relationship is so great, women with mindsets from the 1800s and with no backbone what so ever, on the nose character names (like Lily Blossom Bloom?! Who owns a flower shop. Seriously) et cetera.
I was surprised when I saw someone ask if people prefered a book that was badly written/edited but the overall story was good, or a well written book with a boring storyline, and most people would rather read the badly written book. I feel like that explains a lot about why I'm so often disappointed when I read a super popular book, I'm the kind of reader that would happily read a dishwasher manual if it was particularly well written, but can't do badly written/edited books.
Oh my gods SAME. Bad writing takes me out of the flow 😭 probably why I struggle with fanfic too 😅
Load More Replies...Honestly, if you read this kind of books, what do you expect?
Favorite negative book review : "The covers of this book are too far apart." - Ambrose Bierce. Second favorite : "This is not a book to be put down lightly. It should be thrown with great force." - Dorothy Parker.
Colleen Hoover seems to be this generation's Danielle Steele. I remember looking at a huge stack of Steele novels at a charity rummage sale I was volunteering for and asking another volunteer "What should we do with these? Can we offer them by the kilogram as kindling for fireplaces and charcoal barbecues?"
Noticed a pattern in this but I don't know if it's relevant or what it means. Almost all the writers on this list are women....
They seem to also be mostly romance type novels, which are often badly written. ___ Bad men's fiction is usually the action/suspense type, but men don't read fiction quite as much as women do, so perhaps there's less of it. I suspect that men are also less likely to leave online reviews. They'll just chuck the book into a corner until it's time to fill the bag for the thrift store.
Load More Replies...It's gonna get worse. I read the other day that out of the top 100 young adult (I think) books on Amazon... only 19 (!!!) were written by actual PEOPLE. The rest were AI Generated.
Here's my 1 star review. Stephen King's "Christine". The overall plot is interesting, and the concept is fascinating(car that has chosen violence), but every single character is unlikable, and it took 200 pages for the car to actually kill someone. Also, it's too much "oh no, this car has bad vibes and my friend has been acting weird ever since he bought it, but it's not like the car is bad or anythint right?".
About Colleen Hoover, my mom read Verity for a book club and said never before had been so horrified by a book, but couldn’t possibly put it down. Apparently it’s very graphic but a compelling story. I’ve never read it or any of her books though, so that all I know.
Most of these reviews are mere wisecracks, and not very good ones, hardly worth collecting or repeating. For brevity and wit, look up Dorothy Parker.
I thought a lot of the reviews were quite funny, even if I don't agree.
Only one I read was in this list. And I read my fair share of bad books just because I liked the universe, even when I hated the protagonist or plot.
Colleen hoover was on this list 10+ times. What the heck is she doing!?
Im browsing goodreads reviews myself rn and.. I think we can create an entire thread based off the reviews of Colleen Hoovers books...
I wouldn't be worrying about bad reviews from people with anime avatars.
Lol for every book I intend to read that has an above 3.5 stars rating on Goodreads I will browse their 1 and 2 star reviews first so as to know if it will worth my time or suit my taste. More often than not I find that those reviews are mostly believable and within reason.