”Having an asthma attack? There’s oxygen everywhere around you- just breath!”

literally how my parents are with me..

my parents don't have a horn in their foreheads....

*Incoherant screaming* "you're clearly not trying hard en-" *gets stabbed* "WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OVER IT, IT'S ONLY A LITTLE KNIFE!".

I feel this

There's a "cat" in deli"cat"e for a reason. Good luck ever pronouncing it normally again.

come home and open your door

I didn't know that anyone else but me was like that.

Crows don't eat dead body's that often... they prefer bugs nuts and fruit. Sorry ima corvid chick

LoL

Yep, I can relate to this!

When I was a kid, calling someone a "nerd" or "geek" was a horrific insult XD

I love the little moustache

It's almost like I watched horror movies all the time or something

Yes! Haha! My bf once drove past me when I was uuhhm.... yelling along to some metal music in my car and he called me afterwards asking why I'd looked so darn angry while driving. Lol. You cannot sing angry songs about k1lling people and look happy. Lol. (I do believe I was yelling along to "So you Die" by Bloodbath. 🤘😁)

Savage

Men don't see as many colours as women. I read somewhere that it was developed when humans were hunter/gatherers. More women gathered plants and berries etc and it was more useful for them to identify what was safe to eat and what wasn't.

After years of bleaching and dying my hair, I was so proud this time that there was only two drops in the sink to wipe up before the pink stained it. :3

I'm a queencard I'm a queencard I'm a I'm a

There's no need for medicine for a common cold. Tea, soup, blanket, two to three days of rest. (Yes, I'm German)

Portal reference hehe

No no... you don't *have* to start shaving. If it bothers you then just don't. If ppl complain then ask them why they are looking at your legs in the first place. Visible hairs on legs are not dangerous or bad. It will be Summer even if you do not shave. And if you don't shave and still don't like to show off your hairs then put on some loose, thin pants. Such items are out there. :)

OMG YAAAAY! i love dr who so this sudden reference just made my brain explode

I've very much wanted to be alone, alone for a long while.

shocked bp didn't blur that out-

*doesn't bother coming back*

MY MIND WENT SOMEWHERE ELSE WITH THAT ONE-

What’s an abs

no, that's a cliché :)

Me: 1, loved her even with floof. 2, doesn't know what's bothering her, so keep an open mind and be prepared to change. 3, Might be stress or any of other many, many factors, so be supportive. 4, DUCK AND COVER! Then come back with some decaff and a tummy-rub if it's safe...

Actually not supposed to do that... the good counseling they make the mindset better and more stable THEN slowly help, not deal with or kill HELP the parts of her childhood that caused the trauma little by little. Your past is a traumatized kid not an enemy

Yes, touch someone else's clogged-with-dead-skin-cells-and-bacteria-and-oil pores :x