This cracked me up.

When you figure out France is trying to trigger you again.

great return

They are counting how many years left before they can go to uni and do dru- I mean study hard.

But it's pronounced 'kes ke say' a lot of French autograph has silent letters

Gosh! Imagine translating that Ariana Grande song into French!

The French version of "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers"

Not all french speaking countries count this way. Belgium and Switzerland still use, septante (70), huitante (80) and nonante (90)

"Go on and cry, you'll p**s less". Great! I will use it in italian

Gotta remember this line!

Singing "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" must take forever!

I doubt dying feels that good.

Come on this is done in many many languages, it's just you English speakers who don't :D

In China, is just "the aunty" is here.

Baguette magique

Yeah, let's talk about "laugh"

Actually more like "oil of nut of coco", or else French would be "huile de la noix du coco" whereas it's "huile de noix de coco". Makes sense.

Well, it's actually makes sense.

Don't worry they are just dumbing it down for beginners XD

Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language!

but then again he spelled it as "handfull". how we know if he meant handful or hand full? it's ok to be confused! ;)

Why ?

What's the matter with this one ? :o

I'm fairly certain that "breaking my balls" is also an English phrase. Not sure what country it originates from.

Until you meet "actually" "actuellement" "eventually" et "éventuellement" or dramatic/dramatique which ended with different meanings xD

Oui = yes in french + ja = yes in german = oui+ja = ouija. Sorry, mate

"Faire le con" doesn't mean to f**k. This means to be an a*s.

I don't get that one... Help, somebody ? (sorry, I'm french...)