Absolutely.

It's like I want to know how to play guitar, but I don't want to learn it. I want to know how to do it right now. I want to be able to build wooden furniture, but I don't want to learn. I want to be able to dance really well, but I don't want to practice. etc.

Men give up beer and weigh half as much in two months, women are over here recording every bite they eat doing rocket surgery math and working out 2 hours a day, gained a pound. Biology sucks

Especially because the most important demands for this are "move more, eat less". Nobody wants that

Far too much effort.

Yes! I feel your pain. I have a fupa that just keeps getting bigger!

A kindred spirit Indeeeed!!! 🤔😏

I feel you.

Yes, I want it magically gone, for ever.

Yes

All to well

got you.

100%!

That is me.

Yup

Me but the opposite.

Get you? I am you

Amen!

yes.

Yep.

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I'd say go metric, but I imagine the problem would persist, just on a different scale.

There would be a whole industry trying to find the ultimate pain reliever for periods - and also special days off from work for them each month

Excellent!

You must admit we end drama too. And we dropped it on Hiroshima in 1945! (Downvotes, anybody???)

True. No man has a right to tell a woman what to do, or to "let" or "not let" them. Ever. And vice versa.

I'm still so angry that nobody told me getting an IUD was so painful. It was so traumatic I still have an intense phobia of the lady doctor

Someone been spying on me

This is going to be a pizza and wine weekend for me.

Facts.

The microwave is my friend.

In every photo taken of me ever, I either look confused or concerned, and I don't. Know. Why.

I have a pair of socks that read in the bottom "I can't get up now, the cat is on my lap"

Speaking as a man, I kinda like the 80s CRT green and that weird blue though XP

This and HOW?

While seeing so many posts on sympathy for retail workers, every employee doing their job has to be respected 🤷‍♀️

I often joke that if I ever go missing my family will not have a recent picture of me to give the authorities 😅

The f*****g audacity of them to try

What is going on with the hand on the left? And what is she holding?

And if you pull gum or mints out of your purse, they will ask for some 85% of the time even though they make fun of you for carrying around so much

Marriage material 😁

Every dam time.

Haven't we all done that thing where your mom asks you to look for something and you don't find it and then she comes and finds it in a second 🥴

Yay for having standards!

The difference? A woman making the compliment is free of expectations, a man making the compliment has expectations of Netflix and chill.

"I'm not a marriage counselor or anything." And stuck the landing.

Tomorrow never comes, it's an endless race that tomorrow always wins.

Good god this is relatable.

As someone with a shopping addiction, this hits hard 🙃

Well, this is embarresing, but I actually learned something about my self that i never could put my finger on 🤯 😂

Or coughing. Or sneezing.

He doesn´t have a shadow...

I do that sometimes when I order 2 souvlaki 😆

The amount of power I feel with all my usernames being the same is unreal. Like, I never have to worry about someone saying I stole my own art because my usernames are the same everywhere! It's awesome!