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#2

After Bathing Poppy I Love To Wrap Her Up All Cosy And Say To Her She’s ‘Snug As A Bug In A Rug’. She Says It Back To Me Now And It’s Adorable

Final score:

118points

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Kandi Ali 6 years ago

Precious

10points

#3

Every Night When We Lay Down To Sleep Kellie Pleads With Me To Scratch Her Back. I Think It May Be Her Favourite Thing In The Whole World

Final score:

113points

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Lillian Chesak 6 years ago

I love it when my boyfriend scratches my back

18points

#4

Seconds After Walking Through The Front Door Kellie Will Change Into Her Pyjamas, Beaming With Joy At The Blissful Comfort They Bring

Final score:

98points

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Doron Pinkas 6 years ago

Of course. PJs are the s**t. My hair gets all clipped up and the clothes come off- best part of most days

33points

#5

My Favourite Part Of Just About Every Day Is When I Come Home From Work And Poppy Is Waiting Excitedly At The Window For Me

Final score:

92points

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Ok Ha-Neul 6 years ago

aw

16points

#6

Over The Past Month From Out Of The Blue A Cat Has Been Paying Us Visits On A Daily Basis. He Hangs Out At Our Place So Much Now That We Started Buying Him Food. We Call Him 'Cat'

Final score:

84points

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Paul K. Johnson 6 years ago

Nobody goes out and gets a cat on purpose. They just start to accumulate in your home from out of nowhere.

50points

#7

If I Leave My Phone Unattended When I'm Getting Ready For Bed Sometimes Kellie Secretly Changes The Wallpaper To Some Graphic Gay Porn And Waits To See My Shocked Face

Final score:

82points

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Jennifer Seguin 6 years ago

i like this girl

32points

#8

When Kellie And I Are Having A Disagreement There’s One Thing That’s Guaranteed To Piss Her Off

Final score:

81points

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Maverick rudometkin 6 years ago

"i will f**k you up"

28points

#9

Kellie Suffers With Postnatal Depression, And Pete Also Suffers. Life Can Be Hard Sometimes

Final score:

79points

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Penelope Pickles 6 years ago

As long as he’s there for her and understands

30points

#10

We Like To Surprise Each Other With Unexpected Dry Humping When The Other Is Doing Household Chores

Final score:

72points

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varwenea 6 years ago

Tehe. We do this too. Surprise dry hump and groping. He can scream like a girl as much as me. (Good thing he doesn't surf this site...)

19points

#11

I Noticed An Empty Space Where A Plant Should Have Been. Turns Out It Was The Latest Victim Of Our Plant Curse

Final score:

64points

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Maverick rudometkin 6 years ago

vegans hate them, find out this one unique trick on how to kill plants

13points

#12

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

Final score:

63points

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Rebekah 6 years ago

I miss these days.

12points

#13

When I Exercise At Home Poppy Likes To Join In And Tries To Imitate The Positions I Get Into

Final score:

59points

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Maverick rudometkin 6 years ago

Aww

11points

#14

This Is One Of My Bad Habits That Kellie Finds Amusing / Infuriating

Final score:

53points

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Anne Holford 6 years ago

there is that plastic bucket/container in the sink! why is that?

2points

#15

Kellie Had Sunburn On Her Shoulders And Now I Kinda Like Peeling The Skin Off Like A Monkey

Final score:

51points

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Amanda McKeown 6 years ago

I love peeling skin!!! I know, I'm weird, but there's plenty of us out there😉

6points

#16

This Is What Happened When I Turned Over To Sleep The Other Night. Kellie Can Be All Sleepy And Telling Me She's Tired, But As Soon As I Roll Over To Sleep She Comes Alive And Craves Attention

Final score:

48points

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Suzanne G 6 years ago

Kellie has a severe case penis envy

50points

#17

Yesterday We Dismantled Poppy's Cot And She Helped Me Build Her First Little Toddler Bed. She Was So Excited About It And Eager To Help

Final score:

46points

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billy bob joe 6 years ago

c+d using f, dying!😂

17points

#18

Kellie Has Ocd About Switches Being Turned Off, So Before Leaving The House She Will Stare At The Hob For An Eternity, Checking And Triple-Checking That Everything Is Turned Off

Final score:

44points

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Carolina Ren 6 years ago

Take a pic with the date; it helps a lot.

12points

#19

Poppy Has Started Doing This Adorable Thing That We Call The Koala Cuddle. When You're Carrying Her She'll Wrap Both Her Arms And Legs Around Your Body

Final score:

44points

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Gillian Black 6 years ago

make the most of it it will go away some day

15points

#20

Every Night When Kellie And I Are Ready To Sleep We Say Goodnight, Roll Over... And Go On Our Phones

Final score:

42points

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Pia Scott 6 years ago

We do the opposite. We might check our phones, then we put them away and turn around to face each other, hold hands and fall asleep.

48points

#21

Getting In The Halloween Mood

Final score:

42points

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Maverick rudometkin 6 years ago

when you're so vegan you decide to f**k a pumpkin

29points

#22

So Kellie Often Thinks She's Lost Her Phone. She Gets All Flustered And Panics, Thinking It's Gone Forever. It's Always, Without Fail, Been In Her Bag The Whole Time

Final score:

41points

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Maverick rudometkin 6 years ago

everyone knows there is a pocket dimension in a woman's purse

22points

#23

For Poppy's Birthday We Bought Her A Mini Micro Scooter. We'd Been Telling Her For Ages How She Was Getting Her Own One And When She Unwrapped It She Almost Exploded With Happiness

Final score:

41points

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Melissa Nunya 6 years ago

Awwwww :)

7points

#24

Sometimes At Dinner Poppy Will Suddenly Stop Eating And Raise Her Plate Up, Or Slide It Forward, Or Do Something With Her Cutlery, Starting An Impromptu Game Of Follow The Leader

Final score:

40points

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#25

Kellie Got Me With A Surprise Hump-Attack In The Kitchen. Excellent Form And Creativity, Full Marks

Final score:

39points

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Chris J. Ford 6 years ago

"Kellie used 'Surprise Dry-Hump'. It wasn't very effective."

13points

#26

Kellie And I Had A Rare Cinema Date At The Weekend, To Watch Blade Runner. It Felt Like There Were 3 Of Us On The Date Though

Final score:

39points

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Wanda Queen 6 years ago

WHHHYYYYYY do people do that?!

26points

#27

This Happened One Morning Last Week. Kellie Was Adamant She Had A Legitimate Grievance Here, But I Think My Explanation Of 'I Was Asleep' Was Sufficient

Final score:

38points

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Steve Bowman 6 years ago

Does that mean no dry-humping for him today?

12points

#28

Kellie Is Infinitely More Important To The Smooth Running Of Our Household Than Me. I’m A Daydreaming Procrastinator With A Knack For Silly Voices, Kellie Gets Shit Done

Final score:

37points

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Jasmin Frey 6 years ago

Hmpf... Not the future that I plan to have.

3points

#29

Poppy Loves To Bake With Mummy. She Sits On The Floor And Helps With The Mixing And The Sprinkling And The Pouring

Final score:

37points

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Gillian Black 6 years ago

and licking the spoon and scraping the bowl

11points

#30

Kellie Really Enjoys When I Sing In The Car

Final score:

29points

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Edouard Youssef 6 years ago

he looks like The Rock !

11points

#31

Urinal Etiquette

Final score:

28points

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Clinton Yew 6 years ago

... someone did that?

7points

#32

Poppy Does This Adorable Running Cuddle That I Call The Dash-Dash Cuddle

Final score:

27points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

Awww... I bet Poppy is adorable.

6points

#33

When We're Eating Dinner Poppy Silently Offers Me Every Spoonful To Cool Down For Her. It's So Adorable

Final score:

27points

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Sheila Weila 6 years ago

Wait, where's your hair?

4points

#34

The Time I Stood With My Penis Hanging Out, Acting Natural And Waiting For Kellie To Notice

Final score:

27points

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Cip IESAN 6 years ago

Your penis looks a bit blured; maybe because you got pixels?

11points

#35

If I'm Really Lucky, Kellie May Occasionally Treat Me To A Pedicure. I Think I Enjoy It Slightly More Than She Does

Final score:

26points

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Sheila Weila 6 years ago

Then there's that yellow toe nail that he keeps trying to hide

3points

#36

The Other Day When I Was Getting Dressed We Found Ourselves In A Situation Where I Goaded Kellie Into Whipping Me Across The Ass Incredibly Hard With A Plastic Backscratcher

Final score:

25points

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Maverick rudometkin 6 years ago

why are you wearing a thong?

23points

#37

This Morning's Clean Socks Excitement. Kellie Takes Care Of Us

Final score:

25points

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Cat Lady 6 years ago

New ones are even better...

7points

#38

Poppy Loves It When I Play Dolls With Her. I've Always Got Really Into It And Do Things Like Make Them Climb Up Surfaces Strenuously, Panting And Out Of Breath As They Get To The Top

Final score:

25points

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Cip IESAN 6 years ago

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#39

When Kellie Is Hungry The Situation Can Escalate Quickly. You Need To Get Her Some Food Fast, Or Get The Hell Out Of There

Final score:

24points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

Me when there is no more chocolate in the house.

9points

#40

When Kellie Woke Up With A Spot On Her Face This Week Her Description Was Brilliant

Final score:

24points

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Maverick rudometkin 6 years ago

pop it

7points

#41

Kellie And I Differ When It Comes To Bath Routines. I Get In Practically As Soon As The Taps Start Running, Whereas Kellie Insists On Waiting Around For Ages Until The Bath Is Totally Full

Final score:

24points

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Taryn Wallace 6 years ago

Kellie is doing it the correct way

22points

#42

Poppy Loves It When I Pretend To Make Baby Feed Her. It's A Guaranteed Way To Get Her To Eat, And She Loves The Entertainment Too

Final score:

22points

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Levi Mittman 3 years ago

How do you hide a comment tho?

0points

#43

All Week I’ve Been A Bit Of A Pathetic, Self-Pitying Mess Because I’ve Got A Cold. I Get All Miserable And Melancholy When I’m Sick And I’m Shit Company. Sorry Kellie

Final score:

21points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

At least he apologised?

8points

#44

Sometimes Kellie Will Be Eating Food Really Noisily Right Next To Me, And I'll Passive-Aggressively Let Her Know Its Irritating Me

Final score:

21points

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BoredBirgit 6 years ago

Aaaaargh - hate it so!

11points

#45

One Of My Favourite Silly Dance Moves To Make Kellie Laugh Is What I Call The Squat Crab Dance

Final score:

21points

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Jeremiah Furlow 6 years ago

She looks like she's laughing a whole bunch!

11points

#46

The Perils Of Being A Pale-Skinned English Guy On Holiday In A Hot Country

Final score:

21points

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Casandra Nițescu 6 years ago

lol this is my favourite yet. made me laugh out loud for real x'D

3points

#47

Kellie Woke Me Up Worrying She Was Concussed (She Was Fine)

Final score:

20points

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Tom Burke 6 years ago

This hits kinda close to home... a friend's wife fell and hit her head one night. She was dead when he woke up in the morning

14points

#48

Sometimes When Kellie Is In A Silly Or Bored Mood, She Might Try To Make Me Suck A Pretend Dick

Final score:

19points

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Alex K 6 years ago

kellie wants to f**k you. buy her a strapon

20points

#49

This Last Week Or So With Poppy Have Been Very Difficult. She’s Going Through A Phase Of Bad Tantrums Where She Screams At Us As Loudly As She Possibly Can, Demanding What She Wants

Final score:

18points

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Terri Rowland 6 years ago

Oh boy, it doesn't get any better... wait until she's a preteen.. you'll look back and wish she was still four 🤔😇💖

5points

#50

This Is A Typical Scene For Us About 4am, With Poppy Asserting Her Dominance And Kellie Seeking Refuge At The Foot Of The Bed So Pops Can't Smell The Boob Milk

Final score:

16points

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Annika Hanson-Carlson 6 years ago

this is me (kelly location) when i try to sleep in my parents bed im 13

2points

#51

Something Kellie Said To Me One Night Last Week When I Attempted To Sleep Facing Her

Final score:

16points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

Me to my sister in the morning...

5points

#52

There's Nothing Poppy Likes More Than Bum Bouncing On The Bed (Okay, Boobs - She Likes Boobs More. But Only Just)

Final score:

14points

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Maeve Valentine 1 year ago

Omg, SHUT UP!!! No one wants to hear about your blah, blah, BLAH!!! SHUT UP!!!

0points