"did you know if a giraffe drank coffee it would be cold by the time it got to its stomach? did you ever think about that? No, you only ever think of yourself" that's another one I've seen

seriously it could be true. people who travel far away didn't alway give a good description of what they saw

I see what you did there

In my heart, I always knew that it was true...

Anyone else hear the news about Samsung washing machines are also exploding? Makes you wonder what's next. Samsung exploding toilets?

Does anyone else wonder why Donald, Scrooge, Huey, Dewy, and Louie don't where pants, yet one of them is seen coming out of the shower they have a towel around their waste? No? Just me? Okay then...

never saw that joke

Depends if she points it to you

HAHAHA! Good one!

the bastard

they are too busy beeing beautiful

What else for? We all love chocoldate coins.

They look weird without the dark patches! lol

Oh...

now i won't be able to unsee it

Large airports. We know the story. And if your luggage has a red "priority" tag, it surely comes even later.

Jesus has a CRT screen?

So True

That also explains why bananas don't talk

I have just realized what my life purpose is

technically correct

Clearly not only found in jungle regions

I wonder who will win the Immunity Idol?

I see what you did there.

savage!

and now they can't find the leak

and George ate the bodybuilder also

... and I always thought it was Fritos.

RIP that guy once he breaks up with her.

You know people are going to try this. :-)

Unless we fight and kill them

cozy

I hate this haircut so much. High ponytails with short hair is something you do for babies AND NOTHING ELSE.

This looks very cool. Maybe they are crib notes for the guy that sits behind him?

Pope version of DAB

I have done since I was 5.

I thought it was Grand Ole Oprah!

The red panda, however, is cute.

How did she know they will become presidents? Or did they become presidents because Mother Nature put them on the mountain?

Depends.... What if they have a voice recognition technology to do their tests....

Omg he's sooooo cute I want him

Slayer ain't no celebrity. It's a f*****g ARTIST !

GET WRECKED MATE

Buddhists belief in reincarnation is an interesting thing. One story of the Buddha has a man asking him how many times he must be reincarnated before reaching nirvana. Buddha's reply was he would be reincarnated as many times as were leaves on the tree they were both under. The man was over joyed that it was so few. It was a beautiful story.

Honestly, maybe

Love this!

Lmao

I'd vote for Morgan!

But what happened to all the water that fell of the side - are we ever getting it back?

com'on dude ..... they had the diving suits and masks

So are shoe string fries

well, then you die in your pee :o

this is what i do with 9V batteries. it work you can feel the heat

Or that bench

not creepy at all

His next inspiration - pants free?

But Batman always comes out at night. In the broad daylight, Bruce rides a Lamborghini.

Actually, you will just pass out and your brain will make you breath again.

...or in hell.