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There's good reason why people say "Never read the comments"; they often devolve into toxic exchanges that offer little value. Which is kind of sad because then we miss the occasional masterpiece.

Luckily, there's a rare breed of heroes who are willing to sift through all the negativity to find and preserve the lost gems, allowing them to receive the attention they truly deserve.

The Instagram account 'Epic Comment God' is one of them. Continue scrolling to check out its collection.

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    Part of what makes online comments so wild is the disconnect between the commenter’s identity and what they are saying, a phenomenon that the psychologist John Suler memorably termed the “online disinhibition effect.”

    The theory is that the moment you shed your identity the usual constraints on your behavior go, too—or, to reiterate a 1993 Peter Steiner cartoon, on the Internet, nobody knows you’re not a dog.

    When Arthur Santana, a communications professor at the University of Houston, analyzed nine hundred randomly chosen comments on articles about immigration, half from newspapers that allowed anonymous postings, such as the Los Angeles Times and the Houston Chronicle, and half from ones that didn’t, including USA Today and the Wall Street Journal, he discovered that anonymity made a perceptible difference: 53% percent of anonymous commenters were uncivil, as opposed to 29% percent of registered, non-anonymous commenters. Therefore, Santana concluded that anonymity encourages incivility.

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    Rebecca Derr
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many Nazis and their sympathizers fled to South America when the Nazis lost the war.

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    However, as Maria Konnikova, the author of Mastermind: How to Think Like Sherlock Holmes, pointed out, anonymity has also been shown to encourage participation.

    "By promoting a greater sense of community identity, users don’t have to worry about standing out individually. Anonymity can also boost a certain kind of creative thinking and lead to improvements in problem-solving," Konnikova wrote, pointing out a study by psychologists Ina Blau and Avner Caspi, who analyzed student learning and found that, while face-to-face interactions tended to provide greater satisfaction, in anonymous settings participation and risk-taking flourished.

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    As psychologists Marco Yzer and Brian Southwell said, new communication technologies do not fundamentally alter the theoretical bounds of human interaction; such interaction continues to be governed by basic human tendencies.

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    "Whether online, on the phone, by telegraph, or in person, we are governed by the same basic principles," Konnikova added. "The medium may change, but people do not. The question instead is whether the outliers, the trolls and the flamers, will hold outsized influence—and the answer seems to be that, even protected by the shade of anonymity, a dog will often make himself known with a stray, accidental bark. Then, hopefully, he will be treated accordingly." Plus, various subreddits have proven time and time again that even anonymous forums can self-regulate quite efficiently, so maybe it's not all bad after all.

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    Jack Burton
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    easy one but still funny ! On this matter the best joke ever was Ricky Gervais at the Golden Globes "Once upon time in Hollywood was so long that Leo had to quit his girlfriend at the end of the premiere" ^^

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    Jack Burton
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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus f**k... Imagine explaining to a french WWI soldier that the hell he knows, one of the worst place to be in the all 20th century would become an excuse for an ASMR video... How sad it is. I cannot wait for Auschwitz background sound to help you fall asleep.

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    Kristal
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have said this from the beginning (as the books were being released). She only wrote Hermione + Ron to appease fans

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    rbajosé
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gather all living species in western africa to lie down and fart simultaneously

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    Rebelliousslug
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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil accidentally stabbed myself in the arm with a knife while unloading the dishwasher

    Tamiko
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    be size of a football for me but yay for the buggers being gone.

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    les
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil if i knew what was wrong i wouldn't be here would i

    and_a_touch_of_the_’tism
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil labwork… I don’t actually hate it. Or lil my brother might have appendicitis and I have to come because nobody’s home

    EmBree
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Sepsis. I had open heart surgery at the height of Covid and the hospitals were understaffed and overworked. People died. I was happy to go home to safety. Turns out that I had an infection in my chest cavity and it spread and became sepsis. I spent another 5 weeks at the hospital and it took me well over a year to get back to normal again,

    Shine Chisholm (they/ them)
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad needed brain surgery during the height of COVID He didn't even spend the night and ended up having a bleed. It was terrifying.

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    Natalie Kelsey
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil unclear mammogram. Doesn't have that gangsta ring to it 😆

    Jenna Kay
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' Spinal Nerve Radio-frequency Ablation ... kind of a mouthful 🤪

    Mimi La Souris
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil wrong adress (it's rue du général leclerc, not de gaulle, stupid cab)

    megasmacky
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think the hotties are going to come running for a guy named Lil Asthma.

    Terry Tobias
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Accidental Overdose. Sounds better than my "stripper" name.

    Amy
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil blood clot. Still in the hospital, actually.

    PFD
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the sharing, and big hugs to you. But in all affection and sympathy... y'all got the most s****y-a*s rap names.

    wordsupfool
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Anxiety Attack Masquerading as a Heart Attack is in the house!!!

    wordsupfool
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Anxiety Attack Masquerading as a Heart Atack in the house!!!

    Mabelbabel
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Gut Perforated. Maybe Lil Gut-Burst has more of a ring to it?

    Anna Drever
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil took the dog for a pee while wearing shoes with almost no tread so slipped on wet grass and shattered my ankle.

    Nikki Gross
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Colitis, which I found out is incredibly painful. One of my cancer surgeries took 30 staples to close me up, from sternum to pelvis and I had less pain recovering from that. At least with the surgery I was on some serious pain meds right after and when I came home. I still take 2 different types of morphine because of spinal cord damage and that didn't even make a dent in the pain. Between the Colitis and a SEVERE GERD flare up, I would do the surgery all over again.

    OpheliaPoe
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Too Much Placenta Left Inside Me After The Doctor Tried To Rip It All Out In Fistfuls But Didn't Get It All And I Got An Infection In My Uterus After Bleeding For Three Months 😭

    EvilNob
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil punched a wall many times because it is the only way to hurt someone legally.

    Mara Was… A Surgeon
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil sister had her skull opened and broken back apart because her bones fused too quickly

    carne asada
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lil elbow dislocation and avulsion of the medial epicondyle (its tuff)

    KatSaidWhat
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIL might have had colon cancer due to nearly s******g herself every day. You're welcome 👾

    Persephone
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil broken femur? Lil bit o labor?? Lil bit o skull fracture??? (These did not happen on the same days).

    Aisling Raye
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil foot fracture or lil I work there. The first one sounds better as a rap name tbh :)

    Bri Bri Yamamoto
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Allergic reaction just doesn't go as hard as Lil Face Dog Bite. Same goes for the more accurate, Lil little dog bit my face

    Lauren Bebee
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine would be Lil Covid, unless we're counting emergency room visits. Then it would be Lil Panic Attack.

    Lauren Bebee
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mines Lil Covid. Unless we count emergency room visits. Then it's Lil Panic Attack.

    Karen Krause
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' dishwasher smashed fingers. (This was when they made top-loading dishwashers.)

    A Corny Bard
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    5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil’ Lil’ sister cut herself on glass and had to get 3 stitches on her hand.

    Samantha
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coming to the stage... Everybody give it up for Lil Colonoscopy!

    Jessica Shookhoff
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil' Cesarian, Lil' Can't Breath 1 and Lil' Can't Breath 2, commin here to represent!

    Riley Quinn
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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil had a lightbulb removed from my butt. Too long? Edit: had to edit the clinical term that begins with 'r' and ends with 'm' for butt because BP censored it.

    BubblesTheSugarGlider
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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, I ain't ever been to the hospital. No wait, I got one: Lil brother got ran over by a car

    Deep One
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil blood spraying out of the side of my leg. (Surface artery ruptured while on the toilet. I got it taped shut long enough to drive myself to the hospital so they could stitch it shut.)

    KieLeaHar
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil 4 massive blood clots in my leg that began without cause or reason.

    FoxRabbit
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil fainted from overexertion and stress cause mom made me go to a dentists appointment after I clearly told her I was sick

    KinoEel
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil rode my bike into a wheelie bin and broke my wrist

    Tiddlez
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil Tried To Jump off a Bridge (don't ask or get worried I swear I'm better now)

    River wolf (she/her)
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil falling off my bunkbed face first and getting it checked a few days later after bleeding into eyes and watching cartoons

    K B.
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil There's Nothing Wrong With Your Labs But Have You Tried Anxiety Medication And Weight Loss Instead Of Coming Here

    xolitaire
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    10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil cut off my fingertip with an electric bread slicer at 6 in the morning

    Klondike Penguin
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lil got a penny stuck up my nose by shoving it up there to make a gumball fall out of my bum.

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    Birgit Sommer
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But do it before you even watch what you are supposed to subscribe to and sit through the endless Patreon name list reading, cuz only THOSE guys are worth mentioning.

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    MushroomHead22
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BTS (Behind the Scene) has been around before any member of BTS was born. Kpop fan girls (or stans) are f*****g crazy.

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    Jack Burton
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always cry at the end of Cool Runnings or during the funerals in My Girl. I guess i have my prirorities about tears.

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
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    10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they do that thing where you dragged the back of the board rubber along the wall/ceiling and it would stick, and then randomly fall down mid lesson with him?

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