Anyone who’s ever learned a foreign language—whether at school or as an adult—knows just how difficult the process can be. Some of the mistakes that you make can seem incredibly funny to native speakers. Meanwhile, there you were, trying your best. But it helps if you look at your own errors with a bit of levity, too.
The r/engrish subreddit takes a lighthearted look at the most egregious English grammar mistakes that were made abroad, whether on signs, posters, or menus. We’ve collected some of the most giggle-worthy ones to show you that the language isn’t as easy to learn as you might think. Scroll down for a good dose of humor (and a reminder to do your daily lessons, whatever language you might be learning!).
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Zombies Must've Gotten Him Already
Suck My Balls
'Do TEFL' points out that in 2022, there were 2 billion English speakers around the world, only 400 million of whom are native speakers.
The r/engrish subreddit is practically ancient by now. Founded all the way back in late September of 2008, it has grown by leaps and bounds over the years. At the time of writing, the community had expanded to over 781k members (or ‘grammar police’ as they like to jokingly call themselves).
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The group itself is all about having a good laugh by sharing spelling mistakes, weird grammar, and messed-up-looking text. Everything’s done in the spirit of comedy, and there’s no meanness here. After all, we’re all human. We all make mistakes. However, not everyone’s errors are strange enough to make the entire internet giggle.
This Hotel Offers Challenges
You Wouldn't Download A Fish
After Two Tries, We'll Just Go With Reduced Prices
The moderator team running the group has laid out some simple-to-follow rules to maintain a high standard of quality for the content. For example, they ask the community to avoid posting photos or videos of typos or really minor accidental mistakes. If the author clearly knows how to spell the word correctly, it probably shouldn’t be shared on r/engrish.
Joe Is Biden?????
I Comited A Criminal
Well I Suppose We All Have To Pay To Exist In Someway…
How am I supposed to pay my parking fines before I exist ? Who's fine is this really ??
On top of that, the mods don’t want to see any posts about mistakes made by auto-correct or anyone passing off intentional mistakes as content-worthy pics. Meanwhile, nobody should be making fun of any grammar mistakes that kids make. Everyone has to start somewhere, it would be mean to poke fun at someone who’s completely new to the language.
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Understandable
Learning a new language—any language—might seem like a daunting task. But in this day and age, it’s easier than ever. Still not easy. But easier! That’s because there are so many learning resources, both paid and free, available if you have even a basic internet connection. There are plenty of books, videos, projects, and apps that make the entire process as pleasant and smooth as possible.
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Chewing Cum
Excuse Me, What The F**k
However, even if you have access to all the resources in the world, what really matters is having the patience and discipline to learn. Step by little step. Having a growth-centered mindset really helps here. Instead of getting frustrated at all the tiny mistakes you keep making, try to view them as proof that you’re taking on a monumental task.
And any effort that you put in means that you’re miles ahead of someone who’s decided to quit. However much time you spend on learning a new language, try to do it daily. And remember the reason why you started in the first place. It’ll help motivate you when things get really tough.
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Stop Treating Me Like Potato!
I divorced my husband for treating me like a potato. He kept pricking me with a fork and putting me in the oven.
Beware Of Monkey
Previously, Bored Panda spoke to a journalist and communications specialist who was kind enough to walk us through the peculiarities of English spelling, as well as how spell-check affects us.
"English spelling is such a train wreck, with its myriad silent letters and wildly varying pronunciations for letters and letter combinations. But also, articles (a/an/the) tend to be difficult for people whose native language doesn’t have them, and our tense/aspect blend with combinations of auxiliary verbs makes the English verb system tricky even for native speakers sometimes," she told us during an earlier interview.
He Went To Try The Strange Juice
Why's the dude in the back on fire? Why is he running? Why is only one foot on fire? So many questions?
On behalf of the chickens, I do apologize for the rude and unreasonable ones.🤪
This picture has been on BP at least 5 times now. The ‘strange juice’ is kiwi juice. Because in Chinese, kiwi fruit is ‘strange fruit’. Also, ‘rude and unreasonable chicken’ is just a poor translation of really spicy chicken.
Sign on the left: TO TAKE NOTICE OF SAFE THE SLIPPERY ARE VERY CRAFTY
The white sign says "Please don't cross railings lest suddenness happen" and the yellow sign says "to take notice of safe the slippery are very crafty".
If you try the strange juice you won't even care if the chicken is rude and unreasonable
I tried and tried to tell that chicken not to try to cross the road but nooo. It told me to cluck off...
I think that is supposed to be Jerk chicken perhaps? Strange Juice? No idea!
Business Must Be Great
From An English-Language Training Webpage
Though spell check is a great tool for catching typos and misspellings, it’s far from perfect. "Where it’s more of a curse than a blessing is with homonyms/homophones because it won’t flag a word that is a word, but not the word you want. Think affect/effect, who’s/whose, led/lead but also word pairs like form/from and not-synonyms like bemuse/amuse, etc," the specialist said.
"Slippageism"
73th... I'm Impressed This Came From Such A Global Brand!
My Tea Of Questionable Ingredients
The expert pointed out that English isn’t spelled as it sounds. This is due to a wide range of reasons, including when the words actually entered the language, where they came from, and when the particular spellings were first codified. However, a complete overhaul of the language to make it more ‘logical’ isn’t really possible.
The Hot Chocolate Machine At My Dinning Hall Has Lost Its Innocence
No Feet Allowed
*cuts off feet and leaves them by the door, like any good person would do*
My Brother Found This While Living In Japan
"People have proposed spelling overhauls before but they tend to not go anywhere, probably because it’s such a daunting project—could we all agree on what the changes would be?—and because then an entire body of texts would become basically a foreign language to the next generation. Many factors in addition to spelling contribute to a language’s 'character,' but some spellings do have echoes of archaic English—in my opinion, it would be a little bit sad to lose some of that.”
If you’d like some more grammar-related humor in your life, feel free to check out Bored Panda’s previous features about the r/engrish subreddit.
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If I can exterminate capitalism by eating lobster, I’m all for it! Bring it on!
Snow Shows.get Them Now For Free!!
Bababa For Scale 🍌
Hmmm K!
Well... They Missed A Preposition
Unfortunately Misspelt
Ummm Hmm
This Is Where I Had My Wedding Reception
Sounds Pretty Lid To Me
Anyone Fancy Some Fruity Cowboys?
Do Not (Price: 13.000 Vnd)
Pain
No Is Not An Option
Not As Bad As You Think !
I Feel Motivated
Strange Rice Mouse
Netflix Server Has Been Die
Yikes
Pervert Cancer
They Got The Moves
Noo... this should be on the list, right at the top
Load More Replies...One of my local Chinese restaurants has a menu item called "Happy Family". Doesn't have any pictures or description or anything
This is a very very common dish in Chinese restaurants in the United States. https://www.sprinklesandsprouts.com/happy-family-stir-fry/
Load More Replies...Eels are a common infestation in hovercraft.
Load More Replies...Living in a country which shares lots of words with a neighbouring country, but a totally different meaning, adds to the fun. The latter are very fond of our coast, the first love the mountains and rivers of the second, so in tourist areas confusing dialogues are more rule than exemption. "Kies" = one has it in his mouth, the other in front of the house (tooth/gravel). "Bellen" = is what the dogs do in one country, and humans in the other (bark/telephone call). And many, many more
I'm an interpreter. This makes me nuts, but there's something worse. When I interpret into English correctly sometimes I get a look from the hearing person like "huh?" My job would be so much easier if hearing people learned their own language. Why not just learn ASL? It's the ONLY American language.
Noo... this should be on the list, right at the top
Load More Replies...One of my local Chinese restaurants has a menu item called "Happy Family". Doesn't have any pictures or description or anything
This is a very very common dish in Chinese restaurants in the United States. https://www.sprinklesandsprouts.com/happy-family-stir-fry/
Load More Replies...Eels are a common infestation in hovercraft.
Load More Replies...Living in a country which shares lots of words with a neighbouring country, but a totally different meaning, adds to the fun. The latter are very fond of our coast, the first love the mountains and rivers of the second, so in tourist areas confusing dialogues are more rule than exemption. "Kies" = one has it in his mouth, the other in front of the house (tooth/gravel). "Bellen" = is what the dogs do in one country, and humans in the other (bark/telephone call). And many, many more
I'm an interpreter. This makes me nuts, but there's something worse. When I interpret into English correctly sometimes I get a look from the hearing person like "huh?" My job would be so much easier if hearing people learned their own language. Why not just learn ASL? It's the ONLY American language.