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50 Times People Spotted Incorrect But Hilarious English Texts, They Just Had To Share Them In This Group
One of the things that I love the most about the English language is that the spellings don’t always match the sounds they’re supposed to represent. It always kept me on my toes and constantly kept me curious to explore the depths of the language. Quirks, oddities, warts, and all. Just like all of you, I’ve had hilarious slips of the tongue (or rather the fingers when I’m writing), creating some truly bizarre sentences.
However, this article isn’t about small linguistic accidents—it’s about large English language fails and translation disasters. Grammar so broken, fixing it is more expensive than repairing your car. And the delightfully called ‘phuck ups,’ as the r/engrish subreddit describes them. It’s an online community that documents the most giggle-worthy times people messed up while writing. What can I say? My inner linguist is having a great time and I hope yours will, too, dear Pandas. So scroll down, have a read, have a laugh, and don’t forget to upvote your fave pics. If you’re feeling up for it, share your biggest English fail in the comments, though, no pressure if you’re feeling shy today.
Oh, and do keep in mind that this entire article is done in the name of good humor and fun, dear Pandas. Nobody’s making fun of anyone who’s having a hard time learning English. It can be a very peculiar language to learn, hard to get to grips with, notoriously silly with its spelling system. I would know. Scroll down to find out my own experience with this.
I reached out to Lisa McLendon from the University of Kansas to hear her take about some of the challenges that foreign students face when learning English (spoiler warning: the "train wreck" that is spelling is just the tip of the iceberg), how spell check impacts us, and why English spelling is so peculiar. You'll find Bored Panda's interview with her below, so be sure to scroll down if you'd like to learn something new. Lisa is the William Allen White Professor of Journalism and Mass Communications and the Coordinator at the Bremner Editing Center at KU.
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Lisa, from the University of Kansas, told Bored Panda straight-up that the main challenge foreign students face when it comes to English is spelling. "English spelling is such a train wreck, with its myriad silent letters and wildly varying pronunciations for letters and letter combinations. But also, articles (a/an/the) tend to be difficult for people whose native language doesn’t have them, and our tense/aspect blend with combinations of auxiliary verbs makes the English verb system tricky even for native speakers sometimes," she explained to Bored Panda.
I was interested to hear the expert's take on spell check. She told Bored Panda that spell check is a great tool for catching typos and misspelled words. However, it's not perfect. "Where it’s more of a curse than a blessing is with homonyms/homophones because it won’t flag a word that is a word, but not the word you want. Think affect/effect, who’s/whose, led/lead but also word pairs like form/from and not-synonyms like bemuse/amuse, etc," she shared. Lisa added that anyone curious about the quirky world of spell check should definitely check out the #SpellCheckCannotSaveYou hashtag on Twitter.
Cute Pigs
Men Is Too Headache
According to Lisa, English isn't 'spelled as it sounds' for a lot of reasons. They're mostly connected to when the words entered the language, where they came from, and when the spelling of a particular word was first 'codified.' I was curious whether a complete overhaul of the spelling system could make things easier for everyone or if it would lead to a loss of the language's character that we love so much.
"People have proposed spelling overhauls before but they tend to not go anywhere, probably because it’s such a daunting project—could we all agree on what the changes would be?—and because then an entire body of texts would become basically a foreign language to the next generation. Many factors in addition to spelling contribute to a language’s 'character,' but some spellings do have echoes of archaic English—in my opinion it would be a little bit sad to lose some of that," Lisa told me.
Just Five More Minutes, Mom.
Rude And Unreasonable Chicken
This is sublime. I'd love to see how they'd describe spotted d i c k and tarts
Very Wholesome Engrish
Personally, I had a difficult time spelling some words when I was a kid, learning my first words in English. For instance, I used to write ‘family’ with two y’s and ‘honey’ as ‘hunny’ like Winnie the Pooh does when I was a munchkin. And for the life of me, I couldn’t spell the word ‘beautiful’ because of how gorgeously long it was. Really, nine letters for something that essentially means ‘pretty?’
I didn’t give up, however. Through sheer force of will and lots of repetition, with the guidance of my parents and some very patient teachers at the Brussels American School, I finally tamed English. It fascinated me. It drew me in. And I couldn’t stop reading and writing ever since. And look at me now! Writing and amusing you Pandas for a living.
I Hope This Was Copy And Paste
Oh, Deer
One thing that hasn’t changed, however, is my understanding that the language can seem overly difficult—alien, even—to foreigners. I might laugh when I see a particularly silly mistake, but the gears in my noggin also immediately start turning, searching for the reason why someone made that particular error. Often, the mistake is very logical.
Someone may have misheard a word. Or tried to adapt some linguistic rules they already know to some phrases that are the exception. Translation’s also a tricky task to tackle, too. Syntax, the way you order words in the sentence, is vital.
Wait Wha...
I was a bit worried that nobody mentioned the mermaid so far...?
Load More Replies...Iirc, it reads "fried shui lan" (sorry for lack of tonal marks) iirc shuilan is the stem of the "crested floating-heart" water plant. :) As for "mcdonalds best friend"... I can't translate that one. xD
I'd order it just to see what it is and then write it out for them
I accept the circled one and would happily try it, it's the bottom 4 that are questionable.
Wait what McDonald's best friend?!! Who're Mr. Oyster and Ms. Fries?! 🤣
Yes, I would like a large order of "I can't find on google but it's delicious" for the table, please.
I read 'Sh1t-take with cabbage'. No, I do not know what a sh1t-take is.
Don’t think this is a fail, just couldn’t find accurate translation
I'm not gonna admit what I first took "shittake" to be, but I wouldn't expect to see it on a menu.
Just concerned about a mermaid in the deep sea. Is it hanging out with me oyster?
Drive Safe!
How Hard Is It?
A translator who isn’t intimately familiar with English might throw the sentence together haphazardly, creating something incredibly humorous in the process. ‘Pandas like green bamboo shoots’ is very different from ‘bamboo shoots green like pandas’ after all. Note: unless you’re Master Yoda, syntax really is important.
It’s also something that you need to get to grips with through experience. Book smarts are great, but what you really need is a way to develop your linguistic intuition or instinct that’ll tell you when something sounds ‘off.’ What that means is actively engaging with the language: talking to native speakers, writing awesome short stories, watching English TV shows. In short, the more you embrace the language, the more you give yourself over to the wacky and wonderful weirdness that English is, the quicker you’ll adapt.
I Love Going To The Bathroom In China
Oh man, I know this would insult many people, but it so hilarious. I chocked on my coffee.
“Under The Rest”
Wow the government itself contacted you directly? Pretty important person you are
The r/engrish subreddit has been around for quite a while now. It was created way back in the late September of 2008 and recently celebrated its 13th birthday. If the subreddit were a person, it would be going through puberty, going to the 7th or 8th grade, and trying to find themselves. Over the years, the community has grown to have over 625k members (or ‘Grammar Nazis’ as the community calls them).
The subreddit’s moderators ask their members to only post content that’s in English (sounds fair, given the name of the community), that they don’t feature any typos, and that they avoid posting examples where people deliberately made errors for whatever reason. In short, if it’s a hilarious English mistake, then it probably belongs on the sub. Granted, you should probably check and see if someone hasn’t already posted the photo or screenshot within the last half-year. The subreddit’s quite strict about managing reposts, you see.
Mail Or Femail
Taken From R/Memes
Say It With Me!
A while back, I spoke to Lisa from the University of Kansas about why we make English mistakes and mix up words. She told Bored Panda that we sometimes have “temporary blips” in retrieving the words we need. Especially when we’re stressed, tired, or just plain distracted.
“Because spell-check and autocorrect are everywhere, what seems to be the biggest problem is words that are spelled correctly but aren’t the right word, like ‘form’ instead of ‘from,’ ‘it’s’ instead of ‘its,’ or ‘defiantly’ instead of ‘definitely,’” Lisa explained to me earlier.
Inhumane
A Girl Or A Female
Comedi
How do they know this person is butyfull if they haven’t sand photo yet
“Read carefully over what you’ve written, to make sure you—or autocorrect—didn’t use the wrong word or misuse an apostrophe. Know yourself well enough to know where you usually make mistakes. For instance, I frequently type ‘form’ when I mean ‘from,’ so whenever I finish a document, I do a search for ‘form’ so I can catch the wrong usages,” the language expert explained what we can do to reduce the number of errors in our texts.
“If your writing is going to be seen by a broader audience, have someone else read over it. When you’ve written something, your brain already knows what you’re thinking and what you meant to say, even if you didn’t actually say it. So when you read your own writing, you unconsciously fill in missing words, skip over typos, fail to see ambiguity, etc.,” she said.
The Laundry Room Has Been Too Holy Recently
Washing Machine Is Done Apologizing
You Is The Because
“Another person, someone who sees only what’s on the page and not what’s in your head, can help you spot mistakes and improve your writing. This is especially important if you are carving something in stone or getting a tattoo with words in it,” Lisa suggested that we always have someone take a look at our writing if what we’re doing is incredibly important.
Tey Stolle Our Stuf!
Oh No
Detergent
When The Engrish Is Actually Truthful
Hmmmmmm
I Love This Image
Thought This Belongs Here
Homophobia In Its Eyes
When R/Technicallythetruth Meets R/Engrish
Me Too Broken Coffee Machine, Me Too....
Turns Out Us British Can’t Speak English Either
English Level: Expert
Challenge Accepted
Nice Try, China
don't get me wrong but that might mean it's really assembled in the states
An Out Of Control Freezer
Reminds me of a sign in a Chinese bank. "Please control your money before leaving the counter."
Some Sage Advice
Does This Count
D O N O T F O O D
Joe Is Biden?????
Don’t Do It
Michael Wave
Day Cake
This Is Why I Don't Travel Internationally
It Makes You A Sentence
From My Brother In China
Is That A Threat?
For anyone interested, this was an episode of Graham Norton with Stanley Tucci, Kim Cattral, Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse with bad English menus. Stanley Tucci absolutely loses it! https://youtu.be/tbKsR-Nq8KU
We all know no one looks at the passages in between the posts but this caught my eye so I'm sharing its oddness with you: "The r/engrish subreddit has been around for quite a while now. It was created way back in the late September of 2008 and recently celebrated its 13th birthday. If the subreddit were a person, it would be going through puberty, going to the 7th or 8th grade, and trying to find themselves"
These posts made me cry!! I mean I shouldn't make fun of bad English, but still....these are funny!
Sometimes its needed. Like the redneck with 'respect are country, speak american'
Load More Replies...Not a sign but a recorded instruction on many Beijing busses. An American accented female voice orders, "Passengers, please get off the back door !" I have often wondered why an obvious native English speaker who made the recording didn't suggest the addition of the words "at" or "via".
English is spoken by pretty much everyone in my country but the voice record in the train spelled a 3 letter abbreviation wrong. It's a national company. You'd think someone would figure it out before the public hears it.
Load More Replies...Every time some idiot comments with "should of/would of", I want to punch my monitor.
i have one here. it was a spam email. 'Hi there!! I’m Sophie, 32 years old; I need a link up with a humble guy, who won’t mind some love pleasure, affair, and good times together. I resides in nearby.I prefer a single guy however a engaged guy is also cool. I wanna meet up with a appealing man, and very good when it comes to love pleasure. Unsubscribe by email' The fact that it says unsubscribe by email at the end 😂😂
I love these. They are hilarious! Although, I have to say, it's rich of us to laugh at non-english people making spelling/grammar mistakes when most of us english-speaking folk don't learn how to speak their native languages.
It's one o'clock in the morning and I'm missing myself laughing and trying not same the whole house 😂😂
People who are native English speakers screwing up is funny. People who do not speak English is not funny. You try speaking and correctly spelling a foreign language. Let's see your perfect spelling and grammar.
If they have gone to the effort of having a sign made, to advertise a menu or services available, I thought they might check before it was printed.
Load More Replies...Jonas, you and your fellow editors should give up using such weary formulations as "and just had to share" and "it's hilarious" in your headlines.
These were so funny. The incredible racism against Asian people absolutely was not. Seriously. Do better...much, much better. Racism isn't funny, and if it is to you, check yourself.
It's just funny that they didn't check the giant signs before being printed . there is no racism calm down
Load More Replies...Borderline racism from the writer of the piece. The ‘I speak engrish’ thing is very 1970s and it’s just plain rude. Yes find amusing usages / misusage of the language but until you’ve mastered all of the worlds languages I’d suggest you wind your neck in a bit.
For anyone interested, this was an episode of Graham Norton with Stanley Tucci, Kim Cattral, Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse with bad English menus. Stanley Tucci absolutely loses it! https://youtu.be/tbKsR-Nq8KU
We all know no one looks at the passages in between the posts but this caught my eye so I'm sharing its oddness with you: "The r/engrish subreddit has been around for quite a while now. It was created way back in the late September of 2008 and recently celebrated its 13th birthday. If the subreddit were a person, it would be going through puberty, going to the 7th or 8th grade, and trying to find themselves"
These posts made me cry!! I mean I shouldn't make fun of bad English, but still....these are funny!
Sometimes its needed. Like the redneck with 'respect are country, speak american'
Load More Replies...Not a sign but a recorded instruction on many Beijing busses. An American accented female voice orders, "Passengers, please get off the back door !" I have often wondered why an obvious native English speaker who made the recording didn't suggest the addition of the words "at" or "via".
English is spoken by pretty much everyone in my country but the voice record in the train spelled a 3 letter abbreviation wrong. It's a national company. You'd think someone would figure it out before the public hears it.
Load More Replies...Every time some idiot comments with "should of/would of", I want to punch my monitor.
i have one here. it was a spam email. 'Hi there!! I’m Sophie, 32 years old; I need a link up with a humble guy, who won’t mind some love pleasure, affair, and good times together. I resides in nearby.I prefer a single guy however a engaged guy is also cool. I wanna meet up with a appealing man, and very good when it comes to love pleasure. Unsubscribe by email' The fact that it says unsubscribe by email at the end 😂😂
I love these. They are hilarious! Although, I have to say, it's rich of us to laugh at non-english people making spelling/grammar mistakes when most of us english-speaking folk don't learn how to speak their native languages.
It's one o'clock in the morning and I'm missing myself laughing and trying not same the whole house 😂😂
People who are native English speakers screwing up is funny. People who do not speak English is not funny. You try speaking and correctly spelling a foreign language. Let's see your perfect spelling and grammar.
If they have gone to the effort of having a sign made, to advertise a menu or services available, I thought they might check before it was printed.
Load More Replies...Jonas, you and your fellow editors should give up using such weary formulations as "and just had to share" and "it's hilarious" in your headlines.
These were so funny. The incredible racism against Asian people absolutely was not. Seriously. Do better...much, much better. Racism isn't funny, and if it is to you, check yourself.
It's just funny that they didn't check the giant signs before being printed . there is no racism calm down
Load More Replies...Borderline racism from the writer of the piece. The ‘I speak engrish’ thing is very 1970s and it’s just plain rude. Yes find amusing usages / misusage of the language but until you’ve mastered all of the worlds languages I’d suggest you wind your neck in a bit.