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There are two types of people: those who enjoy traveling and those who don’t. And there’s also the clash between them, with travelers obsessively trying to convert the non-travelers and non-travelers begging to be left alone on the issue.
Well, dear non-travelers, here’s yet another reason for you to get out of your comfort zone and to see the world more. Or should I say, to go see some hilarious city road signs because, believe you me, these are gems. Here’s a list of the most ridiculously hilarious city and town signs.
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#1
World's End
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#2
Butt Hole Road
#3
Bitchfield
Isabella Diaz 5 years ago
Hmm in the top left corner hidden in the grass you can see a Resting B***h in its natural habitat
#4
Titty-Ho
#5
Shitterton
#6
Sluts Hole Lane
#7
Three Cocks Lane
#8
Little Snoring
#9
Twatt
#10
Pratts Bottom
#11
Ladyhole Lane
#12
Great Snoring
#13
Dumb Woman Lane
#14
Penistone
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
The place-name Penistone is first attested in the Domesday Book of 1086, where it appears as Pengestone and Pangeston. Penistone is situated on a high ridge, which is believed to be the source of its name.[3] Penistone derives from penn in Old Welsh, which means head, end, top, height or hill, and the Old English ing, a place-name forming suffix and tun, an enclosure, farmstead, village or estate. It most likely means a farm or village at or called Penning. (Wikipedia)
#15
Upper Dicker
#16
Crackpot
#17
Cockshoot Close
John Kamau 5 years ago
I guess this is the perfect PRISON for them child molesters ... to get their ...
#18
Crapstone
#19
Busty View
#20
Fanny Hands Lane
#21
Ugley
#22
Upper Thong
#23
The Knob
#24
Bonks Hill
#25
Shitterton
#26
Backside Lane
#27
Minge Lane
#28
Slag Lane
#29
Bell End
#30
Old Sodbury
Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
I hate to ruin the vib but Old Sodbury looks like a beautiful place.
#31
Slaggyford
#32
Dumb Womans Lane
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Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
Also The Wallops, including Over Wallop, Middle Wallop, and Nether Wallop. This is near us, and as there's a lot of MOD land around here for a while there was also a sign for Wallop Defence Systems. How British can you get? If they dare to land on our shores we'll wallop 'em.
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Panda Kicki 5 years ago
I want to add some Swedish goodies, like Cu**y (Fittja), Tourmented Ballsack (Pungpinan), Cockvagina (Snorrslida) , Menstruation Swamp (Mensträsk) ...
Maya Baggins 5 years ago
Here to add some Spanish jewels: Cockvile (Villapene), Sewer/Drain (Alcantarilla), Getoutifyoucan (Salsipuedes), Thomb (Pulgar), Gossip's Tower (Torre de Cotillas), The Hells (Los Infiernos) which is surrounded by The Limbo (El Limbo) and The Purgatorium (El Purgatorio)...
Kalaih Zora 5 years ago
You forgot the famous Vicious Villa (Villaviciosa)
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Matthew Smith 5 years ago
I enjoyed that, I've travelled around England and I've seen a few of these and I promise all the locations are real. Oh how I laughed.
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
We have an excellent sense of humour in the UK. Meanings change but we keep our street and place names despite that.
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Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
A popular place for tourists to visit for a quick photo!
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Pamda Panda 5 years ago
Pennsylvania also has some great ones. Like Egypt, and Indiana. Mars. Moon. And my personal favorite, Intercourse, which is just a few miles from Paradise and Blue Ball.
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago (edited)
The world's shortest "how to get women" manual.
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Anna Kimmel 5 years ago
This is so funny. I almost died when I read "Upper Dicker" 🤣 but my most favorite funny town name must be "Ding Dong, Texas"
Dee Hunter 5 years ago
Near to where I live is a town called "Drogen" (drugs). They got their sign stolen a good amount of times, but honestly, the absolute peak of irony was when a certain Frau Hanf (Mrs. Hemp) was mayor. Also Germany's got Pissen (no translation needed, right?), Oberkaka and Unterkaka (Higher and lower Poo), Hundeluft (Dog's air), Kotzen (Vomit) and Elend (Misery)
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
I might be living in Lower Poo *now*, but once I make it, I'll move to posh, upscale Upper Poo!
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Jo Choto 5 years ago
We have so many fun names. Near me there's Long Itchington and Bishops Itchington. In Cornwall, there's Mousehole (pronounce Mowzul). In the southwest, there's Westward Ho! (the only town with an exclamation mark in it). The names are weird and wonderful. BTW, all the names about slags and sluts etc., ARE named for places where you could engage with sex workers of yesteryear, and nobody bothered changing the names later.
Jane Alexander 5 years ago
Gotta say that if a certain formerly cool little town in CA had just kept the name 'Slabtown' we would n't have all the pretentious pr*cks that have invaded it now.
Ippei Shimada 5 years ago
There’s a town in Austria named F***ing. There’s also Oberf***ing and Unterf***ing
Harry Craig 5 years ago
well they take the cake you here of some funny ones from time to time but these there great lol
Michael Broderick 5 years ago
in the first few pages of Bill Bryson's 'Notes from a Small Island' he describes a street in London called Gropecunt Lane. I swear I'm not making that up :)
Hendra Lim 5 years ago
just why the hell these thing is real? does the one who makes the name is drunk when making the decision?
Christine Darling 2 years ago
Some of these place names are centuries old.
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Avital Pilpel 5 years ago (edited)
There is also a "Yossi ish ha'bira" street in Israel, after a talmudic sage whose name actually means "Joseph from the capital" (bi-RA) but can be equally read as "Joe beerman" (BI-ra).
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
In Israel, there is "Beit Choron Elyon" and "Beit Choron Tachton", literally "upper hole's home" and "lower hole's home". (In fact Choron here comes from the ancient greek "chora", land or country).
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
There is F*****g, Austria. Down road from Kissing and Petting. "Hell" in German means a light beer, a lager. A beer company opened a brewery in F*****g just so they could legally market a beer called "F*****g Hell".
Shakil Ahmed 5 years ago
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Super Hero Fan Girl 5 years ago
But I feel like someone had to know. They are sitting in their kitchen literally laughing every minute. Long game is the best game.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
This is why I love English place names, the English language, history and ... tho folly of human beings!
Richard Wareham 5 years ago
So old, so old! This lot has been doing the rounds for decades and was out there before the internet started.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago
Oh bless, it doesn’t mean that we still can’t have a good laugh. I still pull a map of Shetland and Orkney place names if I want to laugh like a five year old.
Load More Replies... Roxy Eastland 5 years ago
Also The Wallops, including Over Wallop, Middle Wallop, and Nether Wallop. This is near us, and as there's a lot of MOD land around here for a while there was also a sign for Wallop Defence Systems. How British can you get? If they dare to land on our shores we'll wallop 'em.
Load More Replies... Panda Kicki 5 years ago
I want to add some Swedish goodies, like Cu**y (Fittja), Tourmented Ballsack (Pungpinan), Cockvagina (Snorrslida) , Menstruation Swamp (Mensträsk) ...
Maya Baggins 5 years ago
Here to add some Spanish jewels: Cockvile (Villapene), Sewer/Drain (Alcantarilla), Getoutifyoucan (Salsipuedes), Thomb (Pulgar), Gossip's Tower (Torre de Cotillas), The Hells (Los Infiernos) which is surrounded by The Limbo (El Limbo) and The Purgatorium (El Purgatorio)...
Kalaih Zora 5 years ago
You forgot the famous Vicious Villa (Villaviciosa)
Load More Replies... Matthew Smith 5 years ago
I enjoyed that, I've travelled around England and I've seen a few of these and I promise all the locations are real. Oh how I laughed.
Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
We have an excellent sense of humour in the UK. Meanings change but we keep our street and place names despite that.
Load More Replies... Dilly Millandry 5 years ago
A popular place for tourists to visit for a quick photo!
Load More Replies... Pamda Panda 5 years ago
Pennsylvania also has some great ones. Like Egypt, and Indiana. Mars. Moon. And my personal favorite, Intercourse, which is just a few miles from Paradise and Blue Ball.
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago (edited)
The world's shortest "how to get women" manual.
Load More Replies... Anna Kimmel 5 years ago
This is so funny. I almost died when I read "Upper Dicker" 🤣 but my most favorite funny town name must be "Ding Dong, Texas"
Dee Hunter 5 years ago
Near to where I live is a town called "Drogen" (drugs). They got their sign stolen a good amount of times, but honestly, the absolute peak of irony was when a certain Frau Hanf (Mrs. Hemp) was mayor. Also Germany's got Pissen (no translation needed, right?), Oberkaka and Unterkaka (Higher and lower Poo), Hundeluft (Dog's air), Kotzen (Vomit) and Elend (Misery)
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
I might be living in Lower Poo *now*, but once I make it, I'll move to posh, upscale Upper Poo!
Load More Replies... Jo Choto 5 years ago
We have so many fun names. Near me there's Long Itchington and Bishops Itchington. In Cornwall, there's Mousehole (pronounce Mowzul). In the southwest, there's Westward Ho! (the only town with an exclamation mark in it). The names are weird and wonderful. BTW, all the names about slags and sluts etc., ARE named for places where you could engage with sex workers of yesteryear, and nobody bothered changing the names later.
Jane Alexander 5 years ago
Gotta say that if a certain formerly cool little town in CA had just kept the name 'Slabtown' we would n't have all the pretentious pr*cks that have invaded it now.
Ippei Shimada 5 years ago
There’s a town in Austria named F***ing. There’s also Oberf***ing and Unterf***ing
Harry Craig 5 years ago
well they take the cake you here of some funny ones from time to time but these there great lol
Michael Broderick 5 years ago
in the first few pages of Bill Bryson's 'Notes from a Small Island' he describes a street in London called Gropecunt Lane. I swear I'm not making that up :)
Hendra Lim 5 years ago
just why the hell these thing is real? does the one who makes the name is drunk when making the decision?
Christine Darling 2 years ago
Some of these place names are centuries old.
Load More Replies... Avital Pilpel 5 years ago (edited)
There is also a "Yossi ish ha'bira" street in Israel, after a talmudic sage whose name actually means "Joseph from the capital" (bi-RA) but can be equally read as "Joe beerman" (BI-ra).
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
In Israel, there is "Beit Choron Elyon" and "Beit Choron Tachton", literally "upper hole's home" and "lower hole's home". (In fact Choron here comes from the ancient greek "chora", land or country).
Avital Pilpel 5 years ago
There is F*****g, Austria. Down road from Kissing and Petting. "Hell" in German means a light beer, a lager. A beer company opened a brewery in F*****g just so they could legally market a beer called "F*****g Hell".
Shakil Ahmed 5 years ago
for get successful blog or video please visit this site http://www.short-story-life.blogspot.com
Super Hero Fan Girl 5 years ago
But I feel like someone had to know. They are sitting in their kitchen literally laughing every minute. Long game is the best game.
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
This is why I love English place names, the English language, history and ... tho folly of human beings!
Richard Wareham 5 years ago
So old, so old! This lot has been doing the rounds for decades and was out there before the internet started.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 5 years ago
Oh bless, it doesn’t mean that we still can’t have a good laugh. I still pull a map of Shetland and Orkney place names if I want to laugh like a five year old.
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