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Everything in moderation. That's how the old saying goes. But as you can see from this hilarious list of drunk compiled by Bored Panda, some people just don't know when enough is enough. From mistaking bars of soap for fudge and driving cars into pools, to making random purchases online (like Jeff Goldblum showers curtains for example) and waking up with a toaster full of pasta, the people below might not have remembered the crazy stuff they got up to, but they probably remembered the hangover! Don't forget to vote for the funniest picture, and remember to drink responsibly!

#1

Good Ride Home

Good Ride Home

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Abhisek Chakraborty
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this man. In spite of being this drunk, he remembered to text that he does not need the lift anymore

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    #3

    Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

    Coming Back Home To Find Your Drunk Friend

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    Abhisek Chakraborty
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not drunk. thats "almost" possessed. Imagine coming back home to this without the lights on

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    #4

    Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

    Got A Bit Drunk And Decided To Recreate The Stingray Pic With My Girlfriends

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    #5

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

    After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

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    #6

    So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

    So My Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night And Doesn't Remember Designing An Entire Airplane

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    just a thought !
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg ! That looks really good ... I'm impressed by those lines , they're good for a drunk person

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    #7

    Good Luck With That

    Good Luck With That

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    #8

    Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

    Gf Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat... She's Fitting In

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    #9

    Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

    Have You Ever Been So Drunk You Mistook A Chocolate Bar For Your Phone?

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    #10

    Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

    Drunk Me Made A Drum Kit Out Of Cocktail Stirrers Last Night

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    #11

    Drunk Friends Did This

    Drunk Friends Did This

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    #12

    Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

    Best Taxi Driver Award Goes To This Man

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    Ok Ha-Neul
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is so creepy at least he didn't leave you out on the street but if i woke up in a stranger's house i would be freaked out

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    #13

    Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

    Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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    Ella Hobasaurs
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When that person just doesn't answer, so you answer yourself, lol sadly my life

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    #14

    My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

    My Mom And Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath

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    #15

    Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

    Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section

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    #21

    I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

    I Just Painted My Favourite Meme, I'm Drunk And Haven't Painted Since I Was 12

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    #22

    Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

    Got Drunk And Adopted A Cat. I Guess This Is My Life Now. Meet Spaghetti

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    #23

    Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

    Not Pictured: My Drunk Wife Loudly Singing The Jurassic Park Theme

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    #24

    Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

    Came Back Home Really Drunk Last Night, This Morning I Went To Make Breakfast And Then This Happened

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    #25

    Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

    Random Drunk Guy Urinated On My Porch And Tried Entering The House At 4am A Couple Weeks Ago... Got This In The Mail Today

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    #26

    My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

    My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone

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    Zenozenobee
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few years ago, in France (Bordeaux I think), a bunch of drunk guys stole a lama from a circus and wandered in the town taking pic and using streetcar. Seems that lama are good companion for drunk people

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    #27

    Bagel Seeds

    Bagel Seeds

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    David Ross
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lov.e it! Think of how you could mess with airbnb clients all over the house..

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    #28

    Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

    Had A Party And A Random Drunk Guy Slept On Our Couch. He Left Us This Note

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    #29

    My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

    My Friend And I Were Drunk Photoshopping Last Night. Forgot We Made This

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    #31

    Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

    Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping

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    #32

    My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

    My Mum Got Drunk For The First Time In 10 Years Today

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    #33

    Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

    Got Blackout Drunk Last Night... My Girlfriend Helped Me Remember What Happened

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    #34

    We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

    We Enlarged A Photo Of A Drunk Friend. He's Not As Happy As Us

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how you have used your Friend's not so amused face for size reference.

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    #36

    So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

    So I Might've Got A Little Drunk And Made My Cat A Fort

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    #37

    Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

    Ordered A Pizza While Drunk Because Breakup. They Sent Me This

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    #38

    Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

    Had A House Party Last Night, Still Can't Find The Key To My Mums Shoe

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    #39

    Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

    Went Out Drinking With My Daughter Tonight. Pleased To Report I Was Able To Show Her How Adults Have A Sensible, Restrained Evening Without Going Over The Top

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    #40

    My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

    My Buddy Dropped His Burrito After A Long Night Of Drinking. This Is What Defeat Looks Like

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    #41

    Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

    Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This

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    #42

    This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

    This Drunk Woman Dropped Her Phone. She Picked Up Her Sandal Instead And Used Her Phone As The Sandal

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    #44

    Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

    Girlfriend Got Drunk Last Night And The Dog Was Equally Concerned And Unimpressed

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    #45

    After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

    After A Night Of Drinking My Friends Dropped Me Off At My Place

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    #46

    Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

    Ever Been So Drunk, You Left Your Leg Outside The Pub?

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    #47

    We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

    We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well

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    #48

    I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

    I Wake Up At 2am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

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    #49

    So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

    So, My Friend Drank Too Much, And Passed Out On The Table

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    #50

    Next President Of The United States Of America

    Next President Of The United States Of America

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    #51

    My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

    My Drunk Roommate Was "Saving It For Later"

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    Beaver-Moose
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am i the only one that doesn't care about the pizza but is thinking THAT BIKE IS FREAKIN AWESOME!

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    #52

    Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

    Got Blackout Drunk And Woke Up To This

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    #53

    My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

    My Roommate Made Coasters Of Pics We Took Of Him Blacked Out

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    #54

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

    After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride... Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

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    #55

    Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

    Drunk Me Was Determined Not To Lose My Earrings Last Night

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    #56

    Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

    Drunk Me Responsibly Took My Contacts Out Before Going To Sleep

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    #57

    Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

    Drunk Amazon Shopping Led To A Nice Surprise

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    #58

    3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

    3 Years Ago, Happy Drunk, I Thought I Met Jake Gyllenhaal… I'm Now 90% Sure I Didn't

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    #59

    Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?

    Am I Too Late For The Drunk British People Bandwagon?

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    Ged Maybury
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never too late, honey. Right on time, actually. Now don't go away.

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    #60

    Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb

    Got Drunk, Bought A Stegosaurus. No Regrets. Never Regret Dino Garb

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    #61

    My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear

    My Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And Brought Home A Random Little Person Who He Just Met, Who Is Now Passed Out On My Couch And Snoring Like A Bear

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    #62

    My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am

    My Dog Wasn't Happy When A Drunk Friend Decided To Sleep With Her At 1 Am

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    #63

    My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step

    My Friend Improved Her Netflix Suggestions In One Easy Step

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    #65

    Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service

    Chatting With Abul From Boohoo Customer Service

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    #66

    So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

    So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me

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    #67

    My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It

    My Friend Was Drunk When He Decided To Tattoo A Black Face Charmander With No Experience Or Artistic Ability. The Flame Saves It

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    Ged Maybury
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somehow - it's better than a thousand others. This Charmander has got BACKSTORY!

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    #68

    I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again

    I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day. 10/10 Would Buy Again

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    #69

    Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay

    Just Letting The Airport Know That Everything Is Okay

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    #71

    I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One

    I Broke Our Shower Curtain Rod Last Night While Drunk And Immediately Went To The Backyard And Handcrafted A New One

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    #73

    Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It

    Totally Drunk And Thinking I Was Meeting Bono. Nailed It

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    #74

    So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning

    So My Brother Got Blackout Drunk The Other Night. He Found This In His Toaster The Next Morning

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    #75

    I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano

    I Got Drunk At A Red Wings Game And Woke Up To This Picture On My Phone. I'm The One Playing The Piano

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    #76

    Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out

    Got Too Drunk Last Night. Apparently My Cat And I Shared A Quesadilla Before I Passed Out

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    DeAnna Anderson
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a cat once that loved Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza. If I didn't bring one for her, wow, she was in a mood.

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    #77

    This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge

    This Is A Piece Of The Bar Of Specialty Soap My Wife Bought That Apparently Drunk Me Thought Was Fudge

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    #78

    Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This

    Heard A Noise Downstairs, Went To Check It Out... Found Drunk Neighbor Like This

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    #80

    I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money

    I Was Drunk Last Night, Looks Like I Tried To Charge My Wallet Because I Was Out Of Money

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    #81

    Drunk Photoshop Skills

    Drunk Photoshop Skills

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    Caroline Murphy
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see how when I've seen that exact same picture with a different background... So either this is a fake post, or you've done this twice and your mum's a moron

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    #82

    Drunk Boyfriend Decided To Change The Name Of Our Soap Last Night

    Drunk Boyfriend Decided To Change The Name Of Our Soap Last Night

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    JillVille Child Care
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, this is great! My daughter (who was not drunk) just watched Deadpool last night and this part was stuck in my head. Come to work in the morning to see this? Perfect timing! Love it!

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    #84

    My Roomate Came In Drunk Last Night And Without Saying A Word, Taped These To Every Single Packet Of Popcorn We Had. Revolutionary

    My Roomate Came In Drunk Last Night And Without Saying A Word, Taped These To Every Single Packet Of Popcorn We Had. Revolutionary

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    #85

    Drunk By The Campfire Eating Hotdogs When Suddenly... Deer!

    Drunk By The Campfire Eating Hotdogs When Suddenly... Deer!

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    #86

    Not The Best Purchase For The Next Day Hangover

    Not The Best Purchase For The Next Day Hangover

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    #87

    My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

    My Drunk Girlfriend Was Really Upset About Losing In Connect Four

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    #88

    Drunk Me Should Not Be Allowed To Buy Things At 4am

    Drunk Me Should Not Be Allowed To Buy Things At 4am

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    #89

    Drunk Hubby Thought He Grabbed A Pillow Before Passing Out

    Drunk Hubby Thought He Grabbed A Pillow Before Passing Out

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    #90

    So A Friend Got Really Drunk, Made A Few Phonecalls And Ended Up In A Mcdonalds Kitchen Making Himself The Most Awesome Cheezeburger Ever

    So A Friend Got Really Drunk, Made A Few Phonecalls And Ended Up In A Mcdonalds Kitchen Making Himself The Most Awesome Cheezeburger Ever

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    #91

    Drunk Me Tried Making Ravioli Last Night

    Drunk Me Tried Making Ravioli Last Night

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    Ged Maybury
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've got the victim, the murder weapon, and now a confession. Case closed!

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    #92

    "He Said The Room Was Spinning And We Wanted To Help Him" - Drunk Girls At Party Last Night

    "He Said The Room Was Spinning And We Wanted To Help Him" - Drunk Girls At Party Last Night

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    Cat Meow
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now we all wish there was a picture of him just after he woke up

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    #93

    My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk

    My Roommates And I Write Erotic Fridge Poetry When We Get Drunk

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    #94

    Drunk Me Made My Lunch Last Night, I Like His Style

    Drunk Me Made My Lunch Last Night, I Like His Style

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    #95

    So, This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning

    So, This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning

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    Cip IESAN
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe there are more girls sleeping under the couch or behind the TV set. The Stratocaster seems to be unharmed.

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    #96

    Drunk Me Thought I Was Onto Something

    Drunk Me Thought I Was Onto Something

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    Debbie Meier
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This beautiful snack should be a food group! I have made this, & many variations, throughout the years. A wonderful variation is hot wieners (lol, I haven't had a hot wiener in 20 years.) Take slices of light bread, top with a slice of meltable cheese, insert hot wienie, fold over, & bake until bread is crisp. YUM!

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    #98

    I'm Building A Wall So My Neighbors Can't See Me Drinking And Won't Suspect Me Of Being A Drunk

    I'm Building A Wall So My Neighbors Can't See Me Drinking And Won't Suspect Me Of Being A Drunk

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    #99

    Drunk Me Has Some Explaining To Do

    Drunk Me Has Some Explaining To Do

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    #102

    My Buddy Was So Drunk He Couldn't Ride The Tandem Home. My Other Buddy Improvised

    My Buddy Was So Drunk He Couldn't Ride The Tandem Home. My Other Buddy Improvised

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    #103

    Me And My Mate Sam Got So Drunk We Facetimed Ourselves To Tell Us How Great It Was Going

    Me And My Mate Sam Got So Drunk We Facetimed Ourselves To Tell Us How Great It Was Going

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    Cat Meow
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy on the left looks a little like that Malcom guy from Malcom in the Middle

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    #104

    Brother Got Very Drunk At The Daytona 500 And Disappeared From Our Tailgate. When I Texted To Ask If He Was Ok He Responded With This. Yes, He Is Charging His Phone. No, He Did Not Have A Pit Pass

    Brother Got Very Drunk At The Daytona 500 And Disappeared From Our Tailgate. When I Texted To Ask If He Was Ok He Responded With This. Yes, He Is Charging His Phone. No, He Did Not Have A Pit Pass

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    #105

    My Drunk Dad Ordered 42 Hotdogs

    My Drunk Dad Ordered 42 Hotdogs

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    #106

    Drunk Me Is No Longer Allowed To Pack My Lunches. 8 Cheese Sticks, Some Gummy Cows, And Lucky Charms In A Bag With Milk

    Drunk Me Is No Longer Allowed To Pack My Lunches. 8 Cheese Sticks, Some Gummy Cows, And Lucky Charms In A Bag With Milk

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    #107

    I Guess My Roommate Ordered Pizza After Some Serious Drinking

    I Guess My Roommate Ordered Pizza After Some Serious Drinking

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    #108

    Drunk Me Still Isn't Saying What Happened, But I'm Fairly Sure That He Rolled In Around 4am

    Drunk Me Still Isn't Saying What Happened, But I'm Fairly Sure That He Rolled In Around 4am

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    #109

    So This Happened To My Neighbor Last Night... Don't Drive Drunk

    So This Happened To My Neighbor Last Night... Don't Drive Drunk

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    #110

    That Time The Sheriff Had To Tow My Drunk Ass Back To Shore

    That Time The Sheriff Had To Tow My Drunk Ass Back To Shore

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    #111

    Guess Which One Was Made With The Help Of Alcohol

    Guess Which One Was Made With The Help Of Alcohol

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    #112

    Woke Up To A Random Girl On The Couch Who Apparently Wandered Into The Wrong House

    Woke Up To A Random Girl On The Couch Who Apparently Wandered Into The Wrong House

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    #113

    My Friends Ordered Pizza While They Were Drinking Last Night. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

    My Friends Ordered Pizza While They Were Drinking Last Night. I Don't Think They Thought This Through

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    #114

    For Two Days I Couldn't Find My Glasses, And Then I Found A Note From Drunk Me

    For Two Days I Couldn't Find My Glasses, And Then I Found A Note From Drunk Me

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    #115

    Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

    Best Drunk Text Of 2014 Goes To My Wife

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    #116

    My Drunk Friend Thought A Table Made A Good Blanket

    My Drunk Friend Thought A Table Made A Good Blanket

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    #117

    Instructions: Get Drunk. Preheat Oven To 450. Place Pizza On Middle Oven Rack. Go To Sleep

    Instructions: Get Drunk. Preheat Oven To 450. Place Pizza On Middle Oven Rack. Go To Sleep

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    #118

    Drunk Me Decided To Buy A T-Shirt. Naturally I Forgot About It, Until A Package Arrived In The Mail

    Drunk Me Decided To Buy A T-Shirt. Naturally I Forgot About It, Until A Package Arrived In The Mail

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    #119

    She Swears She Wasn't Drunk. She Hates Chocolate And We Do Not Play Tennis

    She Swears She Wasn't Drunk. She Hates Chocolate And We Do Not Play Tennis

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    #120

    We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up

    We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up

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    #122

    Okay, No More Drunk Amazon Shopping

    Okay, No More Drunk Amazon Shopping

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    #123

    Stumbled To Find This After A Night Of Heavy Drinking

    Stumbled To Find This After A Night Of Heavy Drinking

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    #125

    The Little One Is Happy Though

    The Little One Is Happy Though

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    #126

    How I Found My Roommate After A Night Of Drinking

    How I Found My Roommate After A Night Of Drinking

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    #127

    Came Home Drunk And Decided To Have A Bath, This Is This Is The Result

    Came Home Drunk And Decided To Have A Bath, This Is This Is The Result

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    #128

    Got Drunk Last Night And This Is The Only Thing In My Pockets When I Woke Up

    Got Drunk Last Night And This Is The Only Thing In My Pockets When I Woke Up

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    #129

    Smooth Move Drunk Me

    Smooth Move Drunk Me

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    #130

    When Your Friend Is Severely Intoxicated, Goes Missing For Several Hours And Turns Up Last Minute For The Train Home

    When Your Friend Is Severely Intoxicated, Goes Missing For Several Hours And Turns Up Last Minute For The Train Home

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    Cat Meow
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Wait, no. I don't think I'd like to know how he managed that

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    #131

    How My Drunk Roommate Tries To Get Me To Wake Him Up For Our 8:30 Class

    How My Drunk Roommate Tries To Get Me To Wake Him Up For Our 8:30 Class

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    Parmeisan
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look down, wind may have blown notes away" "If worse comes to worse please physically pull me out of bed and onto the ground I can wear whatever" "I better be f*****g awake and standing next to you before you open this door" "Ignore any and all excuses I say please PLEASE for why I can't come to class" "I'm fer real" "PS it's 4:AM and I'm drunk that's why I ask this of you" "It's actually 5:00 am I'm f****d"

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    #132

    She Told Me She Wasn't Drunk, Then Fell Asleep Like This

    She Told Me She Wasn't Drunk, Then Fell Asleep Like This

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    #133

    It Was My Friend's 21st Birthday Last Week. He Passed Out Like This. And Yes, Those Are Pizza Rolls

    It Was My Friend's 21st Birthday Last Week. He Passed Out Like This. And Yes, Those Are Pizza Rolls

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    #134

    My Drunk Neighbor Waking Up For A Smoke Break

    My Drunk Neighbor Waking Up For A Smoke Break

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    #135

    My Sister Didn't Appreciate My Drunk Amazon Purchase

    My Sister Didn't Appreciate My Drunk Amazon Purchase

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    #136

    My Drunk Friend Looks Like He Died For Our Sins

    My Drunk Friend Looks Like He Died For Our Sins

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    #138

    Found This Amazing Headline I Cut From A Newspaper A Few Years Back

    Found This Amazing Headline I Cut From A Newspaper A Few Years Back

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    #139

    But When She Will Realise...

    But When She Will Realise...

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    #140

    In My Family When We Get Blackout Drunk, People Write Down What You Say And Hang It On The Fridge

    In My Family When We Get Blackout Drunk, People Write Down What You Say And Hang It On The Fridge

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    #141

    My Husband Came Home Drunk With A New Haircut Last Night

    My Husband Came Home Drunk With A New Haircut Last Night

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    JillVille Child Care
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he came home drunk and snuggled up with you, that, in itself says a lot. :) Cute hair cut. How did he feel about it afterwards?

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    #142

    I Just Found Where Drunk Me Left My Friday Night Dinner

    I Just Found Where Drunk Me Left My Friday Night Dinner

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    Connie Martin
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can totally see this. Drunk you thought, "Hey look! It fits EXACTLY! How cool is that! I'd better leave it there to show everybody tomorrow."

    #143

    Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning

    Roommate Got Drunk Last Night And I Woke Up To This In The Kitchen This Morning

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    #144

    Drunk John Thinks Really Highly About Sober John

    Drunk John Thinks Really Highly About Sober John

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    #146

    The Point At Which I Knew I Was Pretty Drunk

    The Point At Which I Knew I Was Pretty Drunk

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    #147

    Drunk Me Pretty Into A Conversation

    Drunk Me Pretty Into A Conversation

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    #148

    My Mother In Law Tried To Bake Some Round Sugar Cookies While Drunk

    My Mother In Law Tried To Bake Some Round Sugar Cookies While Drunk

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    #149

    I Think My Husband Was A Little Drunk Last Night. This Is A Contact Lense

    I Think My Husband Was A Little Drunk Last Night. This Is A Contact Lense

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    #150

    My Friend's Taken Lazy To A New Drunk Level

    My Friend's Taken Lazy To A New Drunk Level

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    #152

    Accidentally Photobombed My Girlfriend's Sisters Engagement Photos After A Long Night Of Drinking

    Accidentally Photobombed My Girlfriend's Sisters Engagement Photos After A Long Night Of Drinking

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    #153

    Good To Know That I Stay On Top Of Things When I'm Drunk

    Good To Know That I Stay On Top Of Things When I'm Drunk

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    #154

    I Got Drunk And Tried To Make Mac And Cheese Last Night But I Accidentally Passed Out On The Couch For 3 Hours

    I Got Drunk And Tried To Make Mac And Cheese Last Night But I Accidentally Passed Out On The Couch For 3 Hours

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    Aaron Pie
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now you have a Frisbee that when lands in the next doors yard, will have the neighbours screaming about alien cow pats. Profit.

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    #155

    My Roommate Came Home Drunk, Put A Pizza In The Oven, Then Passed Out. 6 Hours Later And This Is The Result (Compared To Properly Cooked Pizza)

    My Roommate Came Home Drunk, Put A Pizza In The Oven, Then Passed Out. 6 Hours Later And This Is The Result (Compared To Properly Cooked Pizza)

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    Sam Petter
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude there's no need for comparison to know that this pizza is burnt to hell

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    #156

    I Found This The Next Day After A Long, Long Night Of Excessive Drinking

    I Found This The Next Day After A Long, Long Night Of Excessive Drinking

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    #157

    Chicken Nuggets And Tater Tots Slow Roasted In My Oven For 8 Hours While I'm Passed Out Drunk In The Other Room

    Chicken Nuggets And Tater Tots Slow Roasted In My Oven For 8 Hours While I'm Passed Out Drunk In The Other Room

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