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When it comes to fashion, we like to think we’ve got an eye for what works… and what doesn’t. You’ve got to put your confidence on first! Wear your clothes—don’t let them wear you! And, please, for the love of God, have a style-savvy friend you can turn to for an honest opinion about your outfits.

‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ is a wonderfully funny and magical corner of the internet that documents an interesting phenomenon: the utter absence of fashion sense. Members of the Facebook group gently poke fun at strange dress designs that really don’t work. 

Stroll (or is that scroll?) down the runway for some truly mind-boggling designs, Pandas! If these won’t make you say, ‘Oh, honey, no!’ nothing will. Which dresses did you think might haunt you in your nightmares? Were there any items of clothing that you actually liked? Tell us all about it in the comments. Just remember: it’s perfectly fine to critique the dress, but don’t ever make fun of the person wearing it!

In the mood for some more fashion disasters to chase away the blues? We’ve got you covered, Pandas! Check out Bored Panda's earlier features about ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ right over here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3

We got in touch with Lynn Taylor, the CEO at Behind the Buckle, and she was kind enough to answer our questions about fashion, and how the industry might change in the current economic climate. She highlighted the fact that if fashion isn't fun, it isn't fashion! Taylor is also a bestselling author, workplace expert, and blogger for Psychology Today.

She pointed out that there's still "some lingering uncertainty" as to whether or not the United States will enter a recession. However, "various fashion trends are now at play because of inflation—and a more cautionary environment," she told Bored Panda.

  • "Price matters—Shoppers will place more emphasis on value and be more aware of price and discounts in the coming months. While consumer spending has dipped somewhat, the overall sentiment has been relatively strong. We could get a respectable holiday bump. Still, with the unsettled nature of what lies ahead, consumers will pay greater attention to sale items and focus on value for each dollar spent.
  • Repurposed garments—With an eye toward sustainability, they will become more creative in repurposing more of what they already own. More people will be taking a closer look at their closet, for the gems they’ve overlooked as well as new combinations. In an eco-friendlier world today than ever before, they will be more open-minded to wearing apparel they might have dismissed earlier. 
  • Classic and basic—People will be more inclined to buy the basics, which will last and allow for maximum options as they mix and match separates. Smart shoppers will be looking for basic colors that offer maximum flexibility. For example, classic blue jeans, black pants, blazers, and garments that can be coordinated with ease.
  • Accessories are big—Shoppers will look to accessories to make their wardrobe pop, create more multiple looks, and embrace their individualism. They realize that great shoes, belts, and the right jewelry can dramatically and affordably change their look. An example of repurposing your jeans with an accessory is at Behindthebuckle.com—where we patented a fashionable belt that allows you to repurpose tight and loose jeans with a hidden waist-adjusting feature. We’ll see more products like this that salvage your wardrobe.
  • Resale will grow—Consumers will continue to buy second-hand clothing and visit thrift shops, as socially conscious purchases gain steam. Mainstream brands are now entering the resale market. Since the pandemic, this market has grown impressively. Shoppers also have more of an 'anything goes' mentality since the pandemic. They see opportunities to be more unique when exploring 'pre-loved,' one-of-a-kind garments."
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of having to cut shoulder pads out of things in the '80s because I've always been broad shouldered, and additional padding looked ridiculous 😂

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    Meanwhile, Bored Panda wanted to get Taylor's opinion on what exactly the phrase that we should wear clothes, not let them wear us, entails.

    "Focus on what looks and feels best for you. Love what you wear. You don’t want your wardrobe 'to walk in before you do.' It should be part of you. If you’re just trying to fit in with everyone else, don’t do it. If it looks mediocre on you, don’t buy it. If you’re over-enamored with the brand itself but not the actual look, think twice," Taylor, from Behind the Buckle, said.

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    "People will remember you more for a great look, color, and style that enhances your appearance. When we love what we’re wearing, we’re at our best. When we’re not ourselves in our apparel, it can be reflected in posture and overall disposition. Wear what gives you joy and boosts your confidence."

    Taylor warned that it's easy to fall prey to thinking things like, “Everyone’s buying this; I need one,” or “This doesn’t fit right, but I like it.”

    "A lot of this is triggered by impulse buying (it can happen during the holidays!). Think about the colors and styles where you’ve received the most compliments. While you’re not dressing to impress others, that can be a helpful data point. You often know inherently which looks really work. But some experimentation along the way is still a good idea. If fashion isn’t fun, it isn’t fashion!"

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    DforDory
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those marvelous caterpillars. Wonder when she'll turn into a butterfly....

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be remembered with this dress instead of being remembered for having a beautiful voice

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the weird "shoulder connected to the head" part it would have been an astonishing dress. Theatrical, over-the-top, yes, but astonishing.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what's going on here but this belongs on the 1960s version of Star Trek.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noo, it's those aliens from the Fifth Element! (Now, why would you want to dress like them, that I do not know either.)

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually an American woman who makes amazing dresses out of balloons. I just happened to catch her on some morning tv chat show last week.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can only see something suspicious peering out from Tweedledum's backside. A whole lot of Muchness going on there.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like one of those rugs that are made from scrap cloth that's braided.

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    If an ancient Egyptian pharaoh and the Michelin Man had a baby

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to push her just to see how she gets back op ;) lol

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    imagine seeing somebody walking out on the streets wearing this ugly s**t excuses for clothing

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truly a professional in that piece of garbage. Look at how she sells that smile.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen these. In Grandma's garden, a lot of them appear a few days prior to it being crowded with butterflies, and leave their dresses on the trees' bark then. Seems you can't undress without damaging the dress, they just leave them there to rot.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like it haha it's artsy and whatnot not something to wear to catch the bus but just to look at it's nice.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technicolor alien space gear!!! Or, the designer was on acid… Or both?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like a tu** bout to come out of a b******e.

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    I’m only thinking of a cocoon!! Looks She’s hurting!!!🧐

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    It looks warm great for winter you can feel like a 5yr old that mom dressed in a snow suit.

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    Would make a great costume for the caterpillar in Alice Through the Looking Glass.

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    When your grandma learns a new quilting style and can't control herself.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you forget to tell your mom you need a sarcophagus costume for the the school play tomorrow and she magically creates one with random stuff from the linen closet...

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks so, so hot. Like temperature hot. Especially under stage lights. Does she have ice packs in there?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m getting The Masked Singer vibes…just without the mask. Needs a gold sarcophagus-style mask and it’ll be 👩🏻‍🍳💋.

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    62k Facebook users make the ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ online community their home. The mod and admin team stress the fact nobody there should shame bodies or people. “We also are only shaming dresses. No shoes, hats, shirts, pants, etc. We take this very seriously. Hate isn’t welcomed,” they share.

    The team also has the final say on whether or not any post makes it to the group’s feed. If you find that your pic got declined, then “find an uglier dress.”

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    The founder of the Facebook project, Mary Waldron, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about the group, fashion, and dresses during a couple of chats a while ago.

    Originally, the group was all about bad wedding dresses. It was only later that they expanded the scope of the page.

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    I was renovating my kitchen and ordered tiles... they were wrapped in something that looked exactly like this.

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    For some reason I really like this "dress" - it's pure "wtf is going on here"-vibes, it's chaos, it's awesome! That dress can probably unlock gates to parallel dimensions and will star in the next Dr. Strange film. Björk's swan dress is boring classic chic in comparison.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I goona give you a choice: you can either have pockets or a nice dress. You can't have both. (with the voice of Robert De Niro)

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    “I never expected it to be such a big group, but honestly, I should have because, at the time, shaming groups were a big trend on Facebook,” she said that the group had first started getting more and more attention around six months after it was created, a couple of years ago.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always spilling something or other on my clothes. I'm going to start saying 'that's not coffee on my shirt it's fashion!'

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    "Looking back, I think the thing about shaming groups in general that brings people together and really resonates with them is the idea that there are things so bad out there that they feel compelled to share them with everyone for a good laugh, just like when a group of kids in school will see a teacher with a really bad tie and make a few jokes. To me, it’s that same concept, just on a much larger scale, that really makes these groups what they are,” founder Mary shared with us during an earlier interview.

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    "The group name was actually inspired by a comment on a post in the group, ‘That’s it, I’m wedding dress shaming,’" she said.

    "The group was originally just a wedding dress shaming group called ‘You Can’t Slap On A White Skirt and Call it a Wedding Dress,' but over time, as more and more people joined, I decided to allow other types of dresses.”

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are her hands holding the fabric over her boobs, or is it just sticking there somehow?

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    Mary said that the dresses that really get her attention (in a bad way) are the ones that look like “they could fall off, tear, or just completely malfunction at any given moment. But outside of the group, I try to keep an open mind when it comes to fashion because a person’s taste is as unique as their own.”

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remove dust from the upper part of my shelf with something like this but it's on a stick

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    General Anaesthesia
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    According to Mary, the founder of ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress,’ it can be great for a designer when their designs get a lot of attention. Whether or not the design itself is pleasing to the eye is another question entirely.

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    Meanwhile, when it comes to giving your friends fashion advice, the word to keep in mind is ‘tact.’

    "I think the important thing when sharing opinions on another person’s outfits is tact, it comes across as rude if you simply say, 'Your dress is ugly' and the other person may not be as willing to listen to you, but if you were to say, 'I don’t think that dress is very flattering for your figure, try this other dress.' It sounds less critical and gives you the chance to give them a better option," she told Bored Panda.

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