Awwww....

Exactly what every boy ever wanted to hear from his dad.

The trouble with so many crazes is, that as soon as you're reasonable proficient at them, you get told that you're too old for them.

I'm not tired, I'm just a low energy rate

Oh yeah!

"But Dad, I only stopped vacuuming to make sure you stayed safe.."

But its XP Tuesday dad!

Love the 'hang in there' poster

Mr Pedant says the light is bending the wrong way on the record sleeve

But Dad! It's not fair! I want beer to!

"And then your blood oranges ..."

Wait and see, but most of us don't get renewed, we just get older

Don't ask who his worst customer is

Sssssssssssstrange.

It's an 18 year course

Son! No! What are you doing!

That explains a *lot*

What is it then?

"Now what? If I switch the computer off, I'd kill Dad ..."

All dog lovers and walkers suffer from this sad lack of hands.

I love how they all start with 'hi son'

Funny that, the most popular one on *my* page is you falling asleep at my birthday party and face-planting in the cake...

Best reason of all

Son never got an allowance, just hush money

Drax Rockatansky aka Mad Drax XP XD

"Good dog" is so true, it's almost a palindrome

Thanks alotl for that.

I'll pay it back tomorrow! I swear!

In a hall of mirrors, Dracula should appear to be alone. Ignore the classics at your own peril.

Son I think your father is right.