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If dogs could talk and write, what would they thoughts sound and look like? Would they speak in poems or short sentences? Would the topics be profound or mundane? If you've ever wondered about the answers to these questions, then you've clicked on the right post.
Now, of course, even the smartest dogs can’t use Twitter, but if they could, then this account perfectly summarises the sort of tweets they’d be sharing and the thoughts they would be thinking. It’s called “Thoughts of Dog” and it’s sure to resonate with dog lovers everywhere.
From funny dog musings on squirrels and home security to dog thoughts about walkies and peanut butter, these funny tweets shine a light on the deep philosophical nature of our canine companions. The account, which has over 235k followers, is brought to you by the same people behind We Rate Dogs, which probably explains why it’s so funny with the cute dog thoughts, not to mention so accurate. Which of these musings deserves to be the best tweet?
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HelloPanda 7 years ago
For ma dog.. thats vacuum cleaner.. each and everytime.. same dog for 7 years.. same vc for 5 .. guuess they can never be friends
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HelloPanda 7 years ago
My dog will go bonkers if you pet him on stomach.. he may as well let a thief loot my house for doing that..
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HelloPanda 7 years ago
And of course 5 Second rule goes south with them.. as they are 2 second dog
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JillVille Child Care 7 years ago
If only my dog would sit and wait instead of forcing himself on all the guests, HEY HERE I AM LOOK AT ME! DON'T PASS ME BY! HERE, LET ME TAKE YOUR SHOE!
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HelloPanda 7 years ago
If i had another topic in my life another then my dog.. i would had more friends..
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HelloPanda 7 years ago
And sometimes i feel your face is dirty.. so i clean it up.. don't eww me for god sake
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HelloPanda 7 years ago
It makes us happy too.. thank you for being there my friend.. i am sure i have done so great.. but stilll u r with me.
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Vlad Horobet 7 years ago
10 tails per minute means he's bored. 100 tails per minute means he's excited. 1000 tails per minute means he's ready for the take of, clear the landing pad asap.
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HelloPanda 7 years ago
This is post#51 and if you are here past all those pages that means only 1 thing.. dogs are your liFe.
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Margaret Hodapp 3 years ago
I read them all....thank y9u for reminding us of the dogs feelings!
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What do you think ?
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Funny, but the full stops all the time made me drop after the fifth one. Annoying as hell to read.
Christopher Srnka 7 years ago
Yep, I'm another one that's not going to slog through multiple pages of the full stop dog thoughts. Nice idea, horrible execution.
Alusair Alustriel 7 years ago
Funny, but the full stops all the time made me drop after the fifth one. Annoying as hell to read.
Christopher Srnka 7 years ago
Yep, I'm another one that's not going to slog through multiple pages of the full stop dog thoughts. Nice idea, horrible execution.
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