It seems like there’s an irresistible gravitational pull that draws us to scissors. I mean, we all know very well what the quarantine haircut is. If you’re one of the few lucky ones who hasn’t experienced it (just yet), check out our previous post on people doing their hair in the lockdown. Spoilers: it ended badly.
But this time, the dogs are taking the hit. Because people have somehow come to the conclusion that giving funny dog haircuts to their four-legged friends at home is a must-do. “I don’t think he’ll ever trust a human again,” one X (formerly Twitter) user wrote about his mom’s decision to “try grooming the dog.” Don’t tell me you didn’t see this dog grooming fail coming.
Let’s take a look at our selection of some of the funny dog haircut pics down below. If you’re still considering becoming a first-time groomer yourself, think again, and then, think once more.
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Groomer Closed Due To Covid19. Wife Told Me To Trim The Dog. Hold My Beer
Help Me! My Mom Did My Grooming. I Was In Desperate Need About 4 Weeks Ago. I Look Like A Chinchilla
That Look
The Most Common Mistakes of At-home Dog Grooming
Not even a global lockdown can stop people from giving bad dog haircuts. That fact alone gets the owner in closer proximity to his four-legged companion, which may not be dangerous per se since there’s no solid evidence it can be transmitted between species.
Bored Panda contacted Hayley Byrne-Ingle, a groomer at The Kennel Club, to find out things you should know before falling down the pit of funny dog grooming mishaps. Hayley urges people to remember that “a lot can go wrong without the correct training” and “clippers or scissors on a moving target is not as easy as most people think!”
The most common mistake people make when grooming at home is “reaching straight for the clippers used for human hair,” Hayley told us. “These clippers usually have one very short blade and used on dogs will take their coat very short!” she explained.
This Is The Mug Of A Dog Who Is Plotting His Revenge Against Me For Giving Him A Home Haircut
If Looks Could Kill
Take It From Mash And Wait Until The Professionals Are Back
Another common mistake that often leads to hilariously funny dog haircuts is bathing your dog at home without brushing prior. “A lot of dogs now will be getting long and smelly and it’s very tempting to bathe them,” but this is a big mistake, warns Hayley. “Bathing without brushing can lead to matting of the coat as a small single knot when water is added can form a layer of mats.”
The professional groomer recommends letting the pros do their job. When grooming your dog at home, there’s a great chance of injuries that “can leave your dog with a bad experience.” She suggests investing in a good brush, which will also help you to bond with your furry friend.
Unexpected Casualties
Miss That Fluffy Boy. I Want His Fur Back
A Trim
The Centers for Disease Control And Prevention reports that “some coronaviruses that infect animals can sometimes be spread to humans and then spread between people, but it’s rare.” The current outbreak likely started from an animal source, but the exact source of the virus is unknown.
The first animal case that tested positive for the virus was a tiger with a respiratory illness at a zoo in New York City. Nevertheless, “Based on the limited information available to date, the risk of animals spreading COVID-19 to people is considered to be low.”
However, for now, let’s return to the funny dog haircuts still on this list. Don’t forget to vote for the dogs you think deserve the most sympathy, and if you’ve documented your dog grooming fails, share them with us in the comments!
Quarantine Haircuts 2020
Try Grooming The Dog
Covid19 Haircut. Mistakes Were Made
It Was So Long She Couldn't See, So I Tried My Best But Poor Maggie May Deserved Better
My Dog Got A Haircut. Seems Pissed About It
First Time Quarantine Groomer Here! How’d I Do?
Guess Who Won’t Be Asked To Groom The Dog Again
Dogs With Haircuts - Riley Edition
My Wife’s First Attempt To Groom The Dog During Quarantine
Not Happy
There's A First Time For Everything
I, Too, Gave My Dog A Deeply Regrettable Quarantine Haircut. I'm So Sorry, Son
Avery Also Thinks Pants Are Optional During Isolation
I’m So Sorry Baby. Dog Grooming Will Be Left To The Professionals Only From Here On Out
A Quarantine Haircut At It's Best
This Is Why We Pay Professionals
Sad Gretel
Mojo Before And After
My Advice: Abort This Mission! My Poor Mimi Looked Crazy For 2 Days Until I Was Able To Fix Him
Bad Haircut Day
This Happened
A bit of advice from a former groomer's assistant. If you want to clip your dogs hair at home, do not use clippers unless they specifically say "For grooming animals." Dog hair is different from human hair in fineness and strength. Using human clippers on a dog can actually seize the clippers quite quickly. And I suggest doing the largest guard on the clippers first. You can always trim more off long hair. But you can't put it back if you cut it to short. And if you don't want to trim their nails...take them for lots of walks on concrete pathways. The concrete will actually wear down the nails naturally. It also gets you out of the house for a while..so win win....
Oh..and one last note...don't ever clip the dogs when they're wet. The dogs and the clippers will pay dearly for it. If you can, clip the dogs first..then bathe them. After they dry, you can hand trim the feet, head and tail, but make sure the dog stays calm. It's very easy for an excited dog to get injured by scissors when you're trimming the fine areas. Maybe have someone in front of them, giving them treats like bits of chicken or peanut butter on a spoon so they will be distracted. If they're focused on food, they won't care that you're trimming them.
Load More Replies...It's sad to see "double layers of fur" breeds shaved. They need their hair to keep them cool. People don't break their double glazing windows on summer, it keep the house cool, then it's the same for double layers fur. My dog is a finish lapphund with a lot of hair and he likes to go to our beach cabin, he's never too hot; the outside fur is sometimes hot then when you touch the skin under the layers of fur it's very fresh. My late american staffordshire terrier on the contrary was not made to cope with warmth. It's a shame to remove the fur that protect the dog when they have 2 layers, it's like breaking double glazing windows.
My Schipperkes had a double coat. It was raining and I slide my hand up the fur. The top coat was wet; the under court was warm and dry. I refused to have them clipped. That would not have gone well; even with a professional They are an attitude dog.
Load More Replies...For Godssake, people, stop shearing dogs that aren't meant to be sheared. You are destroying all protective properties of th fur. And, no, unles you brush out the undercoat daily, it does NOT grow back the way it's supposed to be. It's really easy: Double coat? No shearing. Use a furminator to get rid of dead undercoat, maybe cut long hair between toes but leave the rest be. And, yes, that includes Pomeranians! If you are too lazy to brush your dog, get a dachshund or similar.
You still have to brush Dachshunds. If you don't, they molt all over the place.
Load More Replies...A bit of advice from a former groomer's assistant. If you want to clip your dogs hair at home, do not use clippers unless they specifically say "For grooming animals." Dog hair is different from human hair in fineness and strength. Using human clippers on a dog can actually seize the clippers quite quickly. And I suggest doing the largest guard on the clippers first. You can always trim more off long hair. But you can't put it back if you cut it to short. And if you don't want to trim their nails...take them for lots of walks on concrete pathways. The concrete will actually wear down the nails naturally. It also gets you out of the house for a while..so win win....
Oh..and one last note...don't ever clip the dogs when they're wet. The dogs and the clippers will pay dearly for it. If you can, clip the dogs first..then bathe them. After they dry, you can hand trim the feet, head and tail, but make sure the dog stays calm. It's very easy for an excited dog to get injured by scissors when you're trimming the fine areas. Maybe have someone in front of them, giving them treats like bits of chicken or peanut butter on a spoon so they will be distracted. If they're focused on food, they won't care that you're trimming them.
Load More Replies...It's sad to see "double layers of fur" breeds shaved. They need their hair to keep them cool. People don't break their double glazing windows on summer, it keep the house cool, then it's the same for double layers fur. My dog is a finish lapphund with a lot of hair and he likes to go to our beach cabin, he's never too hot; the outside fur is sometimes hot then when you touch the skin under the layers of fur it's very fresh. My late american staffordshire terrier on the contrary was not made to cope with warmth. It's a shame to remove the fur that protect the dog when they have 2 layers, it's like breaking double glazing windows.
My Schipperkes had a double coat. It was raining and I slide my hand up the fur. The top coat was wet; the under court was warm and dry. I refused to have them clipped. That would not have gone well; even with a professional They are an attitude dog.
Load More Replies...For Godssake, people, stop shearing dogs that aren't meant to be sheared. You are destroying all protective properties of th fur. And, no, unles you brush out the undercoat daily, it does NOT grow back the way it's supposed to be. It's really easy: Double coat? No shearing. Use a furminator to get rid of dead undercoat, maybe cut long hair between toes but leave the rest be. And, yes, that includes Pomeranians! If you are too lazy to brush your dog, get a dachshund or similar.
You still have to brush Dachshunds. If you don't, they molt all over the place.
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