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It's no secret that dogs are the most popular pets, surpassed only by cats. Living so closely with our loyal family members makes them a little bit human. So much so, that some of the people like to attribute human traits to them. And, hey, wouldn't it fun to re-imagine our dogs like people?
Every pooch has its own unique personality, but as you can see from these hilarious dog bios, some of these "dog people" are more unique than others! Take Rob for example. Sure he's cute, but did you also know that he's a server at Cheesecake Factory and works out to the "Hamilton" soundtrack? He's also down for karaoke. Or how about Miriam the bulldog, who likes to order jewelry from the shopping network and saw the original cast of "Fiddler on the Roof" on Broadway. These funny dog bios will surely brighten your day.
Scroll for more brilliantly eccentric bios and funny dogs below. Who knows, you might accidentally find a description of your pet too.
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Sheryl The Poodle
Enomfon Asuquo 7 years ago
I have 4 siblings( 5 all together), my mother is Catholic, and my mother dislikes rap. Too much Nostalgia
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Phil The Bulldog
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Darlene The Chihuahua
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Erik The Grey Vizsla
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Trevor The Brussels Griffon
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Gage The Husky
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Sharon The Chihuahua
Enomfon Asuquo 7 years ago
She looks like Regina Georges mom in Mean girls, or Elle Woods from Legally blonde
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Debbie The Retriever
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Brock The Golden Retriever
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Darryl The Hound
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Eric The Chihuahua
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Brooke The Pekingese
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Barbara The Pug
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Sharon The Yorkshire Terrier
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Greg The Chihuahua
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Hank The Griffon
Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
He must be the creepy uncle/cousin that has a Much younger girlfriend at every family get together.
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Keri The Whippet
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Beth The Mutt
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Samantha The Spitz
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Broderick The Pitbull
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Liz The Shiba
Monty Is Fiennes 7 years ago
That friend that you feel sympathy for, she cries on your shoulder, asks for your advice, decides she's going to pick herself up and move forward..........but never changes. Ever.
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Gerrard The Hound
Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
Hits on all the young good looking girls by using the line "I got to meet Jerry Garcia once and he told me I would be a great back up guitarist"
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Taryn Wallace 7 years ago
Definitely both but not because it's hip, because he has a gluten allergy (which he doesn't) and is "way" into animal rights (which he's not)
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Chrissy Rauls 7 years ago
He is very metro sexual looking with that hair. I love it! Beautiful dog and I think all dogs have a little bi-sexuality in them. So if interested I would hook him up with my amazon beauty Grate Dane if he likes tall women?!
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earringnut 7 years ago
this is the UK 7th grade not the US 7th grade. oh what a difference a year makes!
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logical fallacy 7 years ago
Don't forget the closet full of different sparkle glasses for each work day.
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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago
Votes in every election. Loudly expresses what's wrong with today's youth.
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Bway_Gonnabe11 7 years ago
that is literally me. I have worked out to it before. I kid you not. Don't judge
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Andrew Gibb 7 years ago
I fink u freaky and I like you a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw
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Kim Lloyd 7 years ago
ahhhh, even dog people between 45 and 83 don't exist. We need an uprising! here goes "Janice, 55, is going through a mid-life crisis. Feeling forgotten and unattractive, she got a tattoo and changed her hair color. #realityblues" dog-59b2a0...0e8055.jpg 
Aislinn Mattox 7 years ago
Seriously that video ad on the upper right corner keeps moving the page and making it impossible to view the site anymore. Make it go away.
Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago
why are these all people Ik but they all seem white and the type of person I hate
Melody Paredes 7 years ago
Funny, I thought I was the only one that builds profiles for my dogs. Take Layla for example, blond pom with a past. Claims she was a Rockette, hung out at Studio 54 in its heyday, and had an affair with Elvis (really just a one night stand). I'm thinking she can't be old enough for such a past.
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Some are funny but most seem like they are written by a 17 year old from middle America who thinks people turn elderly after 31 and hasn't seen much of the world outside of his or her town.
Kim Lloyd 7 years ago
ahhhh, even dog people between 45 and 83 don't exist. We need an uprising! here goes "Janice, 55, is going through a mid-life crisis. Feeling forgotten and unattractive, she got a tattoo and changed her hair color. #realityblues" dog-59b2a0...0e8055.jpg
Aislinn Mattox 7 years ago
Seriously that video ad on the upper right corner keeps moving the page and making it impossible to view the site anymore. Make it go away.
Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago
why are these all people Ik but they all seem white and the type of person I hate
Melody Paredes 7 years ago
Funny, I thought I was the only one that builds profiles for my dogs. Take Layla for example, blond pom with a past. Claims she was a Rockette, hung out at Studio 54 in its heyday, and had an affair with Elvis (really just a one night stand). I'm thinking she can't be old enough for such a past.
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Some are funny but most seem like they are written by a 17 year old from middle America who thinks people turn elderly after 31 and hasn't seen much of the world outside of his or her town.
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