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To become a doctor you have to spend four years of your life in medical studies, then 3 to 7 more in residency, before finally getting your license. To endure this much of student life, you either have to be really determined, a little bit coo-coo, or have a dark sense of humor to numb the stress that comes with being a soon-to-be doctor.

With so many years spent pursuing a career, many funny stories and medical jokes are bound to be accumulated. And since people say that laughter is the best medicine, we have compiled a list of the best doctor memes from all around the internet. And who among us hasn’t had a memorable visit to the doctor? You get poked, prodded and asked some pretty bizarre and invasive questions.

Well, what happens when you combine these uncomfortable stories with the less than memorable faces on stock photos? Hilariously funny memes. Yes, our collection of photos below will have you chuckling from the waiting room to the exam room. From horrifyingly expensive doctor’s visits to awkward questions, it's all there. Scroll down below to see the comedic side of all the things about going to the hospital you never thought could be funny. There's also a good chance, that if you yourself are a doctor, you'll find these funny memes about work very relatable.

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These 93 Doctor Memes Are The Best Medicine If You Need A Laugh (Warning: Some Are Really Dark)

Man hiding behind a tree, captioned with a joke about doctors and X-rays, illustrating dark humor in doctor memes.

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Language Differences

Australia vs US language differences meme with flags and word comparisons.

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Aaron Kara
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need universal healthcare in Australia, everything that lives there either has sharp teeth, too many legs and is hungry or a kangaroo will kick your face off ;)

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Are You Going To Save Me?

Doctor meme with a smiling doctor and child, featuring humorous but dark dialogue about treatment options.

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Dying From Curiosity

Doctor meme with a humorous exchange between a patient and a doctor, highlighting dark humor.

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#17

Put It Back!

Doctor meme showing doctor holding a spine model, patient responding humorously.

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Uncooperative Patients

SpongeBob meme with a dark joke about patient non-cooperation, featuring Patrick with an open coffin.

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Kjorn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yep they're like: instead i'll get urine injection and eat 3 pineapple a day

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Gardening Nurse Style

Doctor meme featuring IV bottles used to water plants in a garden.

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Marti
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, this is genius!!! Is there anyone who can answer a few questions about this? Like - do the bottles have bottoms cut off or not? How deep in the pot are the tubes? All the way down or the middle? :-D I want this!!!

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#27

Internal Bleeding

A humorous doctor meme with a patient joking about internal bleeding being normal.

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Don't Touch It Then

Doctor meme: Patient complains of shoulder pain; doctor humorously advises not to touch it and charges $60.

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Nurse Jokes

Nurse Jokes

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Calypso poet
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best way to get the Dr. to your room is start picking your nose.

Susan Gardner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I"m going to print this and frame it and give it to a certain doctor of mine lol

Christina Sersif
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's with all the waiting? Furthermore, why even make an appointment if you're going to make me wait anyway?

Midna Geno
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol true! I'm waiting up to an hour for my doctor to come in.

Diane Mackereth
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If your room smells like something died, the Dr. will be in so he can charge a consultation fee, run a lot of test and poke the hell out of you. That's why hospital fees are so high

Christine M Quigley
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or stand out in the hallway giving dirty looks to anyone that walks by... that works too..eventually.

Hello please don't judge
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, this is so true though I've waited in hospitals for up to 5 hours waiting okay maybe not that long over an hour which is still a long time and it feels forever. the lesson never goes into the hospital for an appointment without being armed for entertainment.

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I f*ing hate that!! 2 yrs ago i had 2nd and 1st degree burns on both thighs, one foot and hand. Instead of bring me smth to cool or pain meds they just said i should wait for the doctor in the cabin. Waited 45 freaking minutes because the doctor and the nurses prefered to go have a 30min break rather than helping the patients. (I was the only one there in the hospital emergency room) and so help me god i literally died of pain...

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I had a 3rd burn on the thighs as well, stayed 10min in the shower under cold water, applied honey. Didn't go anywhere, not even to work for three days lmao. Then I lost my skin there, I have an awful scar but it didn't require going to ER. You didn't either. If it was painful you could have done smtg yourself for it, you have to get it together girl! They are human too and need breaks too. They save lives. Have you, ever?

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Perfect Coincidence

Perfect Coincidence

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Who Needs Doctors Anyway

Who Needs Doctors Anyway

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Well Then

Well Then

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Surprise!

Surprise!

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GlassOfWater
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the "You can't get pregnant at night coz the sperm is sleeping"

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It Looks Like

It Looks Like

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What Do You See

What Do You See

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Jazmyn
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now I'm going to be tempted to say this next time I go and get my eyes checked.

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Health Insurance

Health Insurance

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PeachPossum
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True story. Doctor: "You need cataract surgery. That'll cost about $8000." Friend: "I don't have health insurance." Doctor: "Oh, well, in that case, it'll cost about $500."

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Good Handwriting

Good Handwriting

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Ellis
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once met a doctor who had a very neat handwriting, I gave her a very puzzled look when I saw her note and she just replied "people always look at me like that when they see my writing"

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Insurance Should Cover It

Insurance Should Cover It

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toldyouso
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Found my meme. This is me, as a migraine patient who nearly havent found the right medication who works and need to go to the hospital every 2-3 times a month.

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Are You Seeing Someone

Are You Seeing Someone

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16 Hour Shifts

16 Hour Shifts

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gustavo silva
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Once I went for a 72h straight shift. Couldnt bare the sunlight afterwards. Everything was funny to look at, even stoplights

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Don't Go There Then

Don't Go There Then

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Pleasant Conversation

Pleasant Conversation

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Infectious Disease

Infectious Disease

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Medical Bills

Medical Bills

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Lola
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try getting an Advil at the emergency room and being changed $200.

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Lucky Chance

Lucky Chance

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Ian Osmond
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just finished an EMT class. One of the things we learned is that ambulances handle like big, top-heavy box trucks with terrible suspensions that are filled with fragile things like EMTs and patients. And rolling your ambulance over is negatively correlated with patient outcome. The things handle terribly, have no visibility, and are driven pretty much constantly. Also, most other drivers seem unable to see giant box trucks with flashing lights and sirens on them, and most EMT fatalities happen when you're going through a red light with lights and sirens on and someone fails to notice that fact and T-bones you. Most NON-fatal career-ending injuries happen when you lift with your back instead of your legs.

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Good News And Bad News

Good News And Bad News

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Not You Though

Not You Though

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What Should We Call It

What Should We Call It

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Very Positive Tests

Very Positive Tests

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Thomas Kolev
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually saw someone on Facebook thinking that her HIV test being positive was a good thing.

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Med School

Med School

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Wyndmere
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reach out and smack the dopamin with a left while touching happiness with your right.

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A Rare Disease

A Rare Disease

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Maria Campbell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, mine says, Please leave, all too complicated. Or at least pay me more money, then it is a good disease.

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