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Be honest, who had "start eating healthy" set as one of their New Year's Resolutions for 2023? Certainly not us, because we've been feeding on bamboo since 2009. Nevertheless, what society deems "a diet" today has gained a negative connotation, leading to people restricting their meal intake. Hence, instead of saying, "I'm going on a diet," a much healthier approach is saying, "I'll take better care of nurturing my body." Still, the diet approach isn't going away anytime soon. And luckily, more people are gaining a more upbeat approach to dieting and taking their ventures online, sharing relatable content in the forms of funny jokes about dieting.
While social media is full of funny weight loss jokes as well as funny diet memes, it's Twitter that takes the crown for the funniest tweets about dieting. The best bit about these funny tweets on Twitter is that we all can relate to them because we've likely been the victims of diet culture at some point in our lives. In fact, seeing someone share the same experience as you, even in the form of a funny tweet, not only assists in our search for similarity but also reminds us that it's okay to fail and start all over again. And that we all eat from the same plate.
For your prescribed dose of funny tweets this week, below, we've compiled a list of funny diet tweets and diet jokes people shared on Twitter. Did any funny tweets below make you laugh so hard that you almost choked (hopefully not) on the artichoke you were eating? Make sure to give them an upvote! Also, know any more funny diet jokes to entertain the public? Share them in the comments!
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lauralett50 1 year ago
Wrap you plant bones in aluminum foil after it's clean the stalks stay crispier.
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the laughing koala 1 year ago
I agree on all but one point taco salads are the best way to eat a taco
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Fluffy Feline Fire Hazard 1 year ago
Ha ha these are my favorite things too. INTROVERTS, UNITE
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The Other Other White Meat 1 year ago
I tried this once too... It was an emotional rollercoaster. I finally had some chips and salsa at a party, and it was the happiest I think I'd been as an adult for a while 😂
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The Other Other White Meat 1 year ago
And my "salad" has 2 lbs. of chicken, cheese, bacon and ranch on it, just the way I like 🥗
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The Other Other White Meat 1 year ago
I hate having to tell people I have Celiac, it's a nuisance. My boyfriend just reminds everyone "don't forget, we have a glutard on board" 😂😭
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theoneandonlynoira 1 year ago
Everyone has two stomachs: One for dessert and a smaller one for the actual meal.
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TheElementalGod️️ 1 year ago
Fools... have you never heard of chocolate lava cake? hava that for divver!
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3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat 1 year ago
And now with Wendy's free mini frosty deal... (If you haven't heard of it https://www.wendys.com/csr-what-we-value/people/community/foster-care-adoption/frosty-key-tags)
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The Other Other White Meat 1 year ago
SO true!! This is why it's important to keep the exercising to a minimum 🤓
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Darkiriscat 1 year ago
That is so true. Both gaining and losing weight. Gaining when underweighted is not fun. Chocolate does not help. I cried about that
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The Other Other White Meat 1 year ago
Live Laugh Love, except without the living. Or laughter. Or love.
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Darkiriscat 1 year ago
I once bought four tompouces and ate them all. My excuse:need to gain weight. Real reason: because why not?
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Old Roadie 1 year ago (edited)
Switch to Bloody Mary: tomato juice, garlic, herbs, olives, pickled veggies, Worcestershire, hot sauces, lemon and lime juices, and plant bones! Oh, and vodka.
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Andy Pandy 4 months ago
Why choose to live longer when life is expensive, depressing and pointless
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Old Roadie 1 year ago
...if you mean balancing stack of cookies next to cup of milk, I got this.
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Danish Susanne 1 year ago
Doesn't it depend on the size of the snack? I know someone who would call a 2 l box of strawberry icecream a small snack.
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Andy Pandy 4 months ago
Closest I got was not getting extra cheese on the pizza and leaving the last bite of a hot choc cookie
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The Other Other White Meat 1 year ago
I actually love a good quinoa salad that's bursting with flavor and has a handful of ingredients! My favorite is the one with tomatoes, cucumber, feta, avocado and dressing!
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Old Roadie 1 year ago
“Hello It’s me. I’ve avoided you forever while consuming calories. I love donuts mac and cheese They say kale is antioxidants but I’m anti leafy greens... ... ... .... **Apologies to Adele, but credit to Genevieve and Dustin Ahouki
a simple lil' lad 1 year ago
My food tracker app on my phone thinks I haven't eaten anything in 12 years I can relate to all of these
Andy Pandy 4 months ago
Dieting is wrong, if you don't like how you look it would probably still turn me on
Old Roadie 1 year ago
“Hello It’s me. I’ve avoided you forever while consuming calories. I love donuts mac and cheese They say kale is antioxidants but I’m anti leafy greens... ... ... .... **Apologies to Adele, but credit to Genevieve and Dustin Ahouki
a simple lil' lad 1 year ago
My food tracker app on my phone thinks I haven't eaten anything in 12 years I can relate to all of these
Andy Pandy 4 months ago
Dieting is wrong, if you don't like how you look it would probably still turn me on
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