Omg yes! We would get hot chocolate and donuts too. Best Xmas memories ngl

its had 800,000 plays now lol

Perhaps murderous walks?

Don't forget jumping off progressively taller things and getting a little concussed!

I’ll admit, I sigh laughed.

Peak dad exchange

I have done this

I love the idea someone just plans ahead like this to mess with a stranger. Now throw some meat in there so when they open it it stinks like crazy as well to add to the realism.

No. I am your father.

lol

plz no

not one found

That last bit 😂

I have grown to love the whistling rat (guinea pig) my daughter wanted then subsequently lost interest in and has now become my responsibility

Hahahaha what a kid. Xxx

🤣🤣🤣

Lol-that's hilarious

That is so awesome!!!

They might be homeless now but they have a meal!

That is so accurate.

me too, me too. They should be everyone's heroes

If it was a birthday party or something I might think it’s funny but I feel bad that it’s a wedding. They asked politely. I’d want to respect that. I’d make sure my kid played inside at 2, that’s about as noisy as we get. I like my neighbors, we take each other’s trash cans in so we’re like almost friends!!!

D**k move

It would all depend on the wording in the letter, but if it rubbed me the wrong way my chainsaw might need adjustment and maintenance at 2.

Yeah this is just sucky behaviour. You don't have to bug people to have a laugh.

The sad part is that it probably would’ve been fairly quiet anyways. The letter just antagonized that neighbor.

I hope this was part of an existing feud or the wedding house were already d***s

Maybe wedding-neighbour & lawnmower-neighbour had a little tiff at some point that they failed to clear up.

They should of given a small gift with the note, that would have been more helpful

so sad. i have the same personality. when it’s time to mow…

Gross.

This is perfect

That's not nice.

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They kind of asked for it.

...A neighbor that petty isn't someone you want to live next to, or be in awe of.

What a d!ck move. Glad I don't have these cretins as neighbors.

If you read the caption and didnt hear the DUN DUH you're lying

I like free dirt and I cannot lie.

Oh my gawd, I just did those motions and my brain actually thought I was sending these messages.

Upvote for the title!!!

LOL! Once on a cold November night, I was standing outside chatting with some clients. My boss thought putting on a coat would be unflattering, so he stood with us, clearly freezing in his dress suit. One of the clients (elderly straight dude who's been married for almost 50 years) says: "Oi, if you come out of the closet, I'll hug you to keep you warm!". Sorry, boss, but that was HILARIOUS!

My husband kept doing this to me, and letting all the cold air in the shower. So I started sneaking quietly into the bathroom when he's showering, waiting until he's washing his face, then pressing my face and hands against the glass until he turns around and screams like a girl. In case you're interested, he doesn't bother me in the shower anymore.

Only in the northern hemisphere peeps.....

If that's how you spell, you'd still lose.

When ur costume is a dad joke

Just wait until he learns about the “That’s what she said” joke.

and a drink included.