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You might remember HipDict, the crowdsourced dictionary that defines what we’re really saying when we use everyday words, or maybe you’re already following it. The account on Instagram is still going strong with over 2 million followers and enough submissions to post every day.

HipDict has gained its large following by telling it like it really is... or, well, like it really is for someone out there on Instagram, if some of the definitions have you scratching your head.

After all, the content posted by the account is user-submitted, which means that you too can send them a message offering up your best definitions if you’re feeling inspired after reading this list.

Here are some of our picks, scroll down and upvote your favorites!

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    HipDict isn’t the first platform compiling how we bend language to our liking. In the 00s, the crowdsourced dictionary format took off with Urban Dictionary, which, over its 20-year lifespan, has served as a repository for everything from slang definitions that have been presented to juries in a court of law, to incomprehensible inside jokes.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teacher "notice how the school bully went from misfortune to misfortune and eventually died a terrible death. The author did this to show that wicked deeds always catch up to you in the end. Author "Actually I just hated that character and her suffering made me happy".

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a few and only one I'd let have a kidney - that's how unpleasant some of my family are.

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    Most of the entries on HipDict, in contrast, seem almost like a reversal of the dictionary format, where the humor is in the definitions: experiences we associate with mundane concepts.

    And just like the platforms before it that let us show how we use our creative license with language, it functions mostly as a place for expressing opinions or observations in a recognizable format.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also "I've realized having this argument with you is pointless since you're too stupid to understand logic".

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did you censor it? Everyone knows behind there. We can also write it in the comments. S**t

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    While it is styled like a dictionary in the broadest sense, you might end up covering your eyes and screaming if you look at it with any background in lexicography (that’s not a verb… starting a definition with ‘when’? Oh dear g-)

    But that’s okay. If these entries make you laugh and want to submit your own, HipDict has done its job.

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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person in the world who doesn't find him attractive? He seems like a really nice and generous person, but I personally am not attracted to him

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend finishes every message with this. BUT, her name starts with K.

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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always used K and it's never used with anger. When I use Ok...that's when you know I'm pissed.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the O is dropped, this can be followed by also eliminating the K with the communication turning to sign language and a raised middle finger.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad responds to texts with "K" a lot of the time as a confirmation and it always makes me a little nervous.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K: I think I am trendy but am really just too lazy to even type an "O"

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. INCORRECT! Sorry it should be removed. Still gotta be correct and of course that is said without anger.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? I always use K, never knew I was supposed to be angry. What is this?

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like a fridge… look great from the outside but on the Inside it's empty

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does F**K really need to be censored? It wasn't when it was posted originally?

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you try to shake hands but the other person tries to hug you

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate that statement. If I look like s**t or tired, why even say anything. It's clear one already knows. It's not helpful at all.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It cannot buy happiness, but it can sure stop you from suffering several kinds of misery!

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually being polite gets confused with letting people walk all over you, these days. I am an extremely polite (old fashioned?) person, and people always mistake my actions (or lack of actions) for having no spine. -__-

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cause and solution to life's problems. Homer Simpson

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A neologism I hate, but a concept I have had to employ.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both internships I didn't get a "paycheck" I got an educational stipend instead, which means tax free in the US

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mother: someone who Always tell you to go ask your father

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meetings at work. Who is that guy at the head of the table that keeps interrupting?

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to remember the dream you had and then wondering if you even had a dream.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also used by people you know you should keep your distance from for the sake of your mental health.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common sense should be renamed to rare sense by the looks of it.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend is so c**p that thankfully they stopped driving! Did try to relearn after a gap of years but the world is a much safer place with them off the roads.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also they are usually happy people don't wait that long since they don't want to socialize.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I despise people like this. One of my friends does this often and it is infuriating

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true. I'd happily cut one of mine out. Only in begrudging touch just to keep the other siblings happy.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Protestant: people who are again spending time Under the sun

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with online teaching...I'm watching myself teach instead of watching my students

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your amazon prime order is 8 stops away, then 1 stop away and then the driver starts driving to some other state then back to you.

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either I really did forget because my memory is absolute garbage or... hold on

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The unofficial way to NOT tell someone you're no longer interested. Immature af

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at the photos of the Black Friday sales in the UK (ghost-ship like) they aren't even touching the clothes anymore.

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