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You can often find a lot of variety within a kid's toy collection. And I'm not just talking about old, noisy cars and soft, cuddly teddies.

This time, Bored Panda is focusing on creepy toys—those that parents hope their child will never notice or at least come across in the store because there's something disturbing about them. For example, Bilbo Baggins from Lord of the Rings, who looks like an addict, or bootleg dolls with anatomical deformities.

So continue scrolling to check out some of the funniest, strangest, and downright scariest toys ever made. I don't know what the creators of these funny toys were hoping for, but these abominations are probably responsible for one too many nightmares.

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My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

My Wife Asked If I Wanted To See The Creepiest Doll In Her Collection. I Was Not Prepared

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the creepiest doll in the whole history of doll collections! Definitely!

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    While I understand why people wouldn't like these creepy toys in their homes, shielding kids from scariness entirely isn't ideal either.

    A survey of 1,003 UK parents by online bookseller The Book People found that 33% would steer clear of books for their children containing frightening characters. Asked about the fictional creations from children’s books they found scariest as kids, a fifth of parents cited the Wicked Witch of the West from L Frank Baum’s The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, with the Child Catcher from Ian Fleming’s Chitty-Chitty-Bang-Bang in second place. Third was the Big Bad Wolf, in his grandmother-swallowing Little Red Riding Hood incarnation, fourth was the Grand High Witch from Roald Dahl’s The Witches, and fifth, Cruella de Vil, from Dodie Smith’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.

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    Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

    Broken Leg? No Worries, The Doctor Has A Gun

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    #4

    So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

    So I Bought An Already Creepy Looking Garfield Toy, But Then It Showed Up Vacuum Sealed, And Oh My God

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    They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy

    They Couldn't Find A Better Place To Blow Up This Toy

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    However, psychologist Emma Kenny told The Guardian that fear is a natural response. “When you are reading a scary story to a child, or they’re reading to themselves, the child has got a level of control – they can put it down, or ask you to stop. And the story can raise a discussion, in which they can explore and explain the way they feel about a situation.”

    Being frightened by a book or creepy kids toys, according to the psychologist, “helps forge resilience.”

    “The world can be a scary place – children will get into situations where they're told off by teachers, or fall out with friends. Knowing how to confront fear is a good thing.”

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    Meanwhile In Australia

    Meanwhile In Australia

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a sculpture made by John C*x for the Currumbin Wildlife Hospital Foundation in Currumbin QLD, Australia. There were 21 different ones they auctioned off for the charity in 2016, including this one and a Sailor Moon one. If you search "Animals with Attitude Sculpture Trails" you can see more of them.

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    #7

    So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

    So I Was In The Toy Store And Saw This

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    Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

    Evil Looking Teddy Bear I Found In The Children's Section

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    The good thing is that many of us know that. At least intuitively. The Book People’s survey also discovered that while a third of parents avoided books with scary characters, 78% said that baddies helped children “differentiate between good and evil,” 53% that they helped children “learn to cope with difficult situations,” and 48% that they help conquer fears.

    “Children are often being wrapped up in cotton wool,” Kenny added. “Risk and fear are something we need in childhood. We know that people who take risks, in the long term, do better than those who don’t … And how can you feel safe and secure until you know what it’s like to be afraid? Anything that gives you a wide range of emotions in a safe and controlled environment is great.”

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    The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

    The Impossible Beauty Standards Of Chinese Dolls

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    Buren
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no way the doll on the left can wear mask unless it's underwear-shaped

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    #11

    Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

    Yes, This Will Help My Child Learn About Proper Dental Care. Not Terrify Them

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    Some of the most common childhood fears are:

    • Being alone;
    • The dark;
    • Dogs or other big animals;
    • Bugs;
    • Heights;
    • Getting shots or going to the doctor;
    • Unfamiliar or loud noises;
    • Imaginary monsters — the “thing” under the bed, etc.
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    Another Fantastic Toy

    Another Fantastic Toy

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    But again, “Being afraid sometimes is a normal, healthy part of growing up,” says Elianna Platt, MA, LMSW, a licensed social worker. And, while kids do unfortunately sometimes face things that are truly frightening, most childhood fears, like these funny creepy toys, for instance, don't represent an actual threat — the “monster” in the closet is just an old coat you’ve been meaning to donate — which means they actually present an ideal chance for kids to work on their self-regulation skills. But for that to happen, parents have to address their own anxiety first.

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    It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

    It Was Time For Thomas To Leave, He Had Seen Everything

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    “We want to give kids the chance to practice getting through difficult situations,” Platt adds, “but for a lot of parents, that’s easier said than done.”

    When you see your child in distress, the natural response is to want to make it better, especially if the fix seems easy. But even though jumping in might help your child be less afraid in the moment, in the long run, it can actually make it more difficult for them to learn how to calm themselves down. “If kids get the message that mom or dad will always be there to do the comforting, there isn’t much incentive, or opportunity, to learn how to do it themselves.”

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    So if they, for example, stumble across creepy toys, try to allow them to make sense of it on their own.

    #21

    They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

    They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why ? KKK is an American thing and they can't buy the Kinder surprise anyways

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    #22

    Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint

    Chinese LEGO Never Disappoint

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbf, that'd be a good set to make a stop motion parody movie with. Do they do a tiny putin one?

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    #23

    I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?

    I Was In My Local Pet Store Looking For A New Dog Toy, Errm What?

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can say is I hope my missus is getting royalties for the modelling work.

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    My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

    My Pug Grow-In-Water-Toy That Was Only Half In The Water

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    Once you know that you're child is afraid of someone, let them know you're taking the situation seriously. “When a kid says something’s scary, there's a pretty good chance that we as adults don’t think it’s scary,” Rachel Busman, PsyD, a clinical psychologist at the Child Mind Institute, explained. “But we always want to start by validating their feelings.”

    For example, instead of “Oh come on, that wasn't scary!” or “What is there to be afraid of?” try something like, “Wow, it sounds like you were scared!” or, “I know a lot of kids worry about that.” It goes without saying that even though we find these funny creepy toys on the list amusing, your kid might actually be frightened of them.

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    #26

    I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

    I Found This At A Toy Store In Portland

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    #27

    Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

    Lord Of The Rings Toy (Bilbo Baggins) Looks Like An Addict

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    This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

    This Toy Ambulance Says "Meat" On It

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    Once you've offered reassurance it's important to move on quickly. "We don’t want to dwell on offering comfort around the scary thing, because even that can become reinforcing and take on a life of its own," Dr. Busman said. Rather, start talking about how you’ll work together to help him start feeling braver and get to the point where he’s able to manage the fear by himself.

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    Vintage Clown Toys

    Vintage Clown Toys

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one behind looks like he's seen a nice bit of ass, but not the corporate email about sexual harassment in the workplace

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    #30

    This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

    This Old Toothbrush With Bristles At The End Of The Barrel Of A Toy Gun - The Trigger Even Clicks When Pulled

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    #31

    He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

    He Looks Like He Just Saw A Ghost

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    My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

    My Family And I Use This Gollum Toy To Hold The Money When We Play Cards

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    But not all fears are the same. “[The ones] that don’t interfere with a child's life don't always need getting over,” Dr. Busman said.

    So if your little one doesn’t like scary movies, for instance, that's fine. It may actually be a testament to his self-advocacy skills, Dr. Busman noted. “Deciding, ‘I don’t like these, I’m not going to watch’ is your child standing up for his needs and saying, 'This is my limit.'”

    Which, I guess, kids said about most of these terrifyingly funny toys.

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    My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

    My Boss Asked Me If I Could Make His Kids A Plush Toy. I Hope He Realizes That I Can Only Make Creepy Ones

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    #35

    This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

    This Yoda Toy Kinda Looks Like Bill Cosby

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    Found This At A Toy Store

    Found This At A Toy Store

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They'd been talking about it for weeks but... but I didn't take them seriously!"

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    #38

    There's A Nightmare In My Boot

    There's A Nightmare In My Boot

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    These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

    These Ride-A-Long Toys In A Mall

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    A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

    A Dollar Store Easter Toy That Shoots Foam Balls. But It's Not His Mouth, And It's Not His Nose

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    BreGerEu
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a big pimple to squeeze out. Learning puberty. Nothing wrong with that 😊

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    #42

    This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

    This Creepy LEGO Face I Found While Sorting Out A Box Of Toys

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    #45

    Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

    Christmas Carol Dolls, Made To Look Like They're Singing

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    This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

    This Quite Terrifying Dobby Toy I Came Across In The Range, UK

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    This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

    This "Soda" Dog Toy That Looks Like Poop In A Cup

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hi... I'm Max and if you pour some vodka in here we can be best fwends forever"

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    Goku’s Ugly Twin

    Goku’s Ugly Twin

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