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The pandemic has taken over the world and while health professionals and government authorities are working tirelessly to keep people as safe as possible, they are doing their best to make a difference as well. Washing their hands, social distancing, and creating jokes about the situation online, of course. It's one of the most popular coping mechanisms, helping everyone to handle their pandemic-related fears and anxieties. "The more we laugh at something, the less scary it looks," one board game developer has said.

From poking fun at our online orders to a moment of silence for our ever-worsening hairstyles, Bored Panda has collected the best coronavirus jokes this week, and for those who can't get enough of them, check out our previous compilations: part 1part 2part 3part 4part 5part 6part 7, and part 8.

Unfortunately, we can't eliminate stress and anxiety from our lives. Especially during these uncertain times. We can, however, develop skills to manage them. "A sense of humor can be an amazing line of defense when it comes to coping with stress," Elizabeth Scott, MS, who's a wellness coach specializing in stress management and quality of life, wrote in Very Well Mind.

"Developing a sense of humor about life's challenges is a great place to start," Scott said. "A sense of humor will help you to build resilience to stress as well as improve your overall physical and emotional health. It will also enable you to bond with others, look at things in a different way, normalize your experience, and keep your relationships strong."

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    So, if we're already doing everything in our power to get through the pandemic, chances are that joking about it will only make things better.

    "When you're in the middle of a difficult situation, it can seem overwhelming. Taking a step back, however, and viewing your situation as an observer can help you see your situation with a new lens. This is called reframing—and it works," Scott said.

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    mph seti
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truth. The real question is: "Are we going to do anything about it?" Step one would be to vote out Trump, Mitch, and the rest of the GOP come November.

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    Not Mine Still Funny As Hell

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    Tami Bridges
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    woopsie doodle is funnier than it should have been lol...i blame the time of day

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    The Count Of Monte Cristo Is A Good Movie

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm currently reading the book. It is brilliant. A good one for lockdown as it's 895 pages!

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    Hans
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need that "dog". Would pet (and send after my foes). Where to order?

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    Markus Holstein
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far as I recall it reopened once, and that wasn't really a reopening since the original park never really went into business. And then it ran successfully for years - at least long enough for people to get *bored* with dinosaurs! - before another incident occurred.

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    President Trump(Et) Explains All...

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. He wasn't. He's an imbecile and so emotionally-r******d that he can't even take responsibility or ownership of the things he says. Trump believes that personal integrity is a flaw.

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    Run.

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    Erin
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is 1000% true for my neighborhood. Suddenly everyone is a runner.

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    Government: Work From Home

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HahaHAAAAAAAAhahaha!! Funnier if it wasn't so accurate.

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    Evil Little Thing
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she died, and then her family was all "OMG how did this happen?" And started a GoFundMe that raised about $35,000.

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    Tabitha L
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to **try** to keep things factual. This is a picture of Audrey Whitlock. She did not die. She was asymptomatic, but self quarantined for 2 weeks. This is not Karen Kolb Sehlke, the woman who posted on Facebook that this was a hoax, died of coronavirus, and her family is cashing in on GoFundMe.

    Emily Selway
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And she complained bitterly about having to self quarantine and how dumb it was

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    Chuckie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad thing is that people like her will occupy the hospital beds and doctors and wont allow innocent people to get the help they need.

    Kerri Russ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in a new turn in medicine, she's also the first person to be tested for Ignorance... and it's overwhelmingly positive! Back to you, Tom.

    Agnes Jekyll
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a joke--this really happened, along with that pastor who was protesting Covid and died of it after going to New Orleans.

    Terd Fergison
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a joke is these peoples' stupid, anti-science attitudes. There are consequences for not understanding science and not listening to scientists and doctors.

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    Stille20
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why get tested? You didn't think there was any need for quarantine

    Tabitha L
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people who are anti quarantine believe that we need to be on the honor system and only stay home if infected; while others believe we need to get to herd immunity. Just because they are anti quarantine doesn't mean they believe the virus is a hoax. Some people have a different belief on how to deal with the virus.

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    Daniele Ribolla
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ask Boris how you'll get sick now, and learn the "freedom" lesson...! I've been sick, also if I respected lockdown. thanks to God healed alone at home, no ICU... God bless all doctor, nurses and all hospital staff.

    Jim Kang
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone has to die, it would have been karmic justice for it to have been her.

    DYspLay ARt
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I tested positive as in, I am negative, because it's a positive thing. So yes, I did test positive."

    backatya
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe it. Stupid a*s excuse for being a human

    Sharon L Burch
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wish anyone death but I sure hope this "fake" virus gets her good!!!

    Jenh_79
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cause you stayed home doesn't mean you won't get it. Staying home doesn't keep you from getting sick, it slowed the progression of the virus. Don't be so self righteous about your choice to stay inside.. you're not protected like you think you are.

    Maureen Bocardo
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🦅🇺🇸🌵🇲🇽🍁🇨🇦☘️🇨🇮🦅🇺🇸 Well, she's on her way to a liberated death. Cheers.

    Judy Hofer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish her a speedy recovery but not before she had some real symptoms first. Let's see how quickly she joined he protest brigade again.

    Patricia Osborn
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And so that probably means she infected all of her fellow protesters.

    Karen Gavaletz
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I don't hope illness on anyone... We would not need lockdown orders if commong sense were common....it is not....

    kathryn stretton
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has happened so many times. I don't want anyone to die with this, but hopefully these stories stop others being so foolish. Doubt it though, sadly.

    Ann Gray
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better get used to those headlines it's going to happen a lot, before this is over,,,,

    Matt Hiemstra
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You people are all disturbed in the head. Everyone went to OK boomer a few months ago to save the boomers because I can get social points for people thinking I am a good human but kill the b*tch that I see as a hypocrite. You all are messed up

    Joseph O'Reilly
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't reply to that idiot Mr. Hump down there because he has so many downvotes, but please spare your(yes, that IS the right one) IQ because reading that comment will put yours at his, or in other words, room temperature.

    Liz Karsa
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She has publicly stated that she intends to keep showing up at protests too so...RIP

    SciFi Vortex
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presently drowning in her own lung fluids but still gurgling protests.

    Mariaf
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she's an obese 40yo living in US where pretty much all food has refined sugar or molasses in. That means she also probably has diabetes. So she has no. 2 and no.4 from the comorbidity of the Covid death list and complications list. I am liking the chances here

    Dl B
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really a sad state of affairs when people are glad someone else got really sick and died. Those of you who are wishing bad things on her or anyone else are the real animals who should get sick. No one should be treated like that even if they brought it on themselves.

    Emily Selway
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanting her to suffer the consequences of her own selfish actions is a bad thing?

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    Dawn Murphy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey...and guess what? She didn't die...like the millions of others who tested positive.

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know what that kid on the lower right is doing in this list. Compared to the others, her hair is practically red carpet level.

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racoon Reading list: "Art of War", "Fall of the Roman Empire" and "Building Improvised Explosive Devices using Items Commonly Found in the Forest, Dumpsters or Loud Metal Garbage Cans".

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    That Moment!!

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    Paul K. Johnson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This joke presumes that Trump can actually read and understand words that have more than two syllables. He finished reading the first word and then got stuck. Now he's just looking at it to try to convince people that he's reading.

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    Liz Karsa
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at Blockbuster in the late 90s right out of high school. I am so thankful this didn't happen THEN...although I doubt we would have been deemed "essential"

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    Why order a sandwhich? It's easy to make yourself. Order something fancy at least to justify the insane pricing.

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    Laughs In Dual Monitors

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    alwaysMispelled
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In nursing school right now. Our online exams are proctored by people over webcam to make sure we don't cheat.

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    Me No Understand Off-Ice

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're supposed to go back to work next week and I'm already crying... How am I supposed to wear a bra now that my boobs are so used to their freedom???

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    Kerri Russ
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in week 6 of quarantine... it is no longer relaxing for me. I never would have anticipated this. I'm stressed out every day and I have trouble figuring out why.

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    We Already Do This. No Need To Enforce It

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    Alan Green
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're going to leave 2 available why not the 2 furthest away from each other?

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