Have you ever unleashed your inner chef after binge-watching cooking shows? Charged with the new found knowledge, you get ready to whip up a culinary masterpiece. But instead of a delicious chicken vindaloo, the dish turns out to be a total disaster.
But hey, before you rate your dish a 1 out of 10, give yourself some brownie points for trying. After all, you don’t learn unless you try. So we at Bored Panda have collected some cooking misadventures that will make you chuckle and serve up a lesson or two on what not to do in the kitchen.
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A Lightbulb Moment
I Spent An Entire Day Baking Challah Bread, Only To Have It Stolen
I Ran Out Of Food Coloring While Making Cookies And Now The Dough Looks Like A Transplantable Organ
Kitchen disasters can be quite entertaining as they make for memorable stories. Whether it's a failed attempt at cooking a gourmet meal or that time the smoke alarm went off because of burnt brownies, such mishaps add humor to our culinary adventures.
But behind every spoilt dish lies a lesson waiting to be learned. Perhaps it's understanding the importance of reading a recipe or knowing the right temperature to bake delicate pastries. In order to become better cooks, we must keep practicing and expanding our knowledge about the ingredients and the techniques used.
My Favorite Genre Of Social Media Post Is âPeople Screwing Up Food To A Diabolical Extreme And Then Going âOopsies!â As If Itâs Nothingâ
what insane heat have you got your stovetop on that this is even possible? it's literally cremated, and a cremation retort is literally over 800 degrees (or 1500 for you americans using farenheit) and no oven should be that hot!
Oh this is why the chicken don't cross the street. " Hey, John don't cross the street, you'll be nothing but bones dude."
For some us the reaction is because that's our usual method of cooking (Sorry, but ADD). I have the attention span of a fly and have encountered the above cooking results MANY a time, even using multiple timers, so thank God my spousal unit cooks. If he didn't I would have starved to death long ago.
Fiance Accidentally Left A Pot Of Simple Syrup On The Stove To Burn And Made An Asteroid
My Mixer Took Its Own Life
Back in the day, grandmas passed down handwritten notes filled with family recipes, detailing every ingredient and step needed to recreate their special dishes. They did this because without exact instructions, it would be incredibly difficult for moms and dads to make those heavenly delicacies.
Not knowing the exact steps can sometimes spoil the dish as you might mess up the proportions, leading to a bland or overly seasoned dish. Or you might forget crucial steps, such as allowing the meat to rest before slicing, resulting in weird texture and flavor. That is why keeping the recipe handy before entering the kitchen is a good practice.
My Rat Cookies Definitely Didn't Turn Out Terribly Awry
Well, one of my pet rats was ALMOST the size of the cookies in the outcome at the end of his lifespan; he was a big, fat lazy boy who loved sleep.
Stole Sausages While Cooking A BBQ
Our Grey ran to where we had the meat on a plate and he managed to grab a packet of sausages. Saw my girlfriend trying to grab them from him as I sat back and took a photo.
I Forgot To Put Water In My EZ Mac. Stepped Away To Change The Laundry While It Cooked For 3 Minutes
When I came back, the microwave was on fire and definitely gave me 6 different types of cancer.
Different types of cookware conduct heat differently. Using the wrong utensils can have negative effects on the food. For instance, if you use the wrong pan, it can result in uneven heat distribution, causing certain veggies to cook too quickly or slowly compared to others.
Certain recipes even require nonstick utensils to prevent ingredients from sticking to the bottom. Using regular cookware can result in ingredients adhering to the surface, burning them or making them difficult to remove without damage. So, you might have to serve guests amoeba-shaped pancakes.
Do You Think My Lunch Is Done?
My Boyfriend Made Croissants This Way
I can hear the angry French noises from this side of the Channel.
Housemate Heated Up Meatball Spaghetti In A Microwave And Left It There For 3 Weeks
Another pro tip to remember is that some cookware materials, such as cast iron or copper, give the food a unique flavor. Never cook acidic foods in reactive cookware like aluminum, as it may alter the taste of the dish and cause discoloration.
For instance, if you cook marinara sauce in aluminum cookware, the acidic tomatoes will react, resulting in a metallic taste. Similarly, marinating meats in citrusy lemon juice will tenderize the meat, but during cooking, it can turn grayish in color.
Rex "Helping" With The Baking
Forgot I Was Heating Oil For French Fries
How Not To Cook Spaghetti Squash
Apart from all these, it’s important to follow food safety guidelines. Improper handling, storage and cooking of food can lead to illnesses caused by bacteria or viruses. Some of the common culprits include undercooked meat, keeping perishable items at room temperature and cross-contamination of raw and cooked foods.
Made My Mom A Birthday Cake From Scratch, Only To Trip When I Got To The House
I Baked You Cookies
Someone Posted A Croissant On Fire A Year Ago, Here's My Unfortunate Contribution
Consuming spoiled food can lead to food poisoning, causing nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. Also, inhaling smoke and fumes from burned food or overheated oils can irritate the respiratory system. It can even worsen existing conditions like asthma or allergies.
I Tried To Boil Some Eggs
I Was Really Looking Forward To This Homemade Quesadilla
Iâm Gonna Say I Misread The Package As 350 Minutes Instead Of Degrees, Not That I Got High And Fell Asleep On The Couch
Dealing with a kitchen disaster requires quick thinking and creative problem-solving skills. Whether it's salvaging a burnt dish or finding a last-minute substitute for a missing ingredient, we must think on our feet to overcome the obstacle. Just keep trying, and if you fail, remember even the most seasoned chefs make mistakes. So, pandas, tell us about your most recent cooking adventure in the comments below! Was it a hit or a miss?
This Is Why I Don't Cook
Accidentally Left Bagels In The Oven For Five Hours
My Girlfriend Tried To Cook Lasagna For The First Time
Next time use a reusable tin/dish made from non-bendy metal or ceramic. Then it won't fold as you handle it with soft stuff inside ... and you can reuse it!
My Sister Tried To Bake Brownies Using Her Own Recipe. She Said The Recipe Included Flour, Eggs, Skittles, Nutella, And Butter. All Random Amounts
I Think Theyâre Done
Always Check Your Oven Before Turning It On, Kids
A Liquorice Cake I Made For My Husband 3 Years Ago And Iâll Never Hear The End Of It
My Roommate Was Trying To Keep The Bacon Warm
Had A Big Party This Past Weekend. While I Was Greeting Guests I Forgot About The Ribs On The Grill. The Ribs Caught Fire And I Had To Put It Out With A Fire Extinguisher
Or,you could just turn off the heat and close the lid.
My Microwave Lunch Jumped Up And Flipped
đ¶ âNow this is the story all about how my life was flipped-turned upside down..â đ¶
There's This New Recipe For Black Curly Fries
I Made Eggnog Last Night From Scratch. I Woke Up To This Monstrosity
Put My No-Bake Cookies In The Oven To Cool Overnight. Forgot And Didnât Tell The Wife But I Sure Remembered When She Started Preheating The Oven For Breakfast Pizzas
Thatâs How Crooked My House Is
I Tried To Make Bread Using Only Flour And Water
Fell Asleep While Cooking A Pizza, Leaving It To Cook For Over 10 Hours
Looking on the bright side - That person burned a lot of calories that day
Well... Today I Found Out That The Bottom Of My Blender Is Detachable
I Used To Work At McDonald's. Came In For The Overnight Shift And No One Told Us Pies Were In The Oven. Checked 6 Hours Into The Shift And Found These
I Was Out Of Milk For My Mashed Potatoes So I Used Chocolate Milk
Forgot To Clean The Rice Cooker, Opened It 2 Months Later To See This. Can I Salvage It?
Just Wanted A Coffee. Now I Have To Paint My Wall
My Potato Exploded
My Friend Said She Makes Perfect Steaks
You can tell by the outside that that is not going to be anywhere near "perfect".
A Picture That Speaks A Thousand Words
Was Searching Google Maps For Coffee But Found This Abomination Instead
there is actually a breed of chicken that has black skin and flesh. its possibly that....?
Smokerâs Lung? Nope. Alcoholicâs Liver? Nah. My Teriyaki Chicken? Yup
I Was Really Craving These Frozen Dumplings And Cooked Up Our Last Few For My Husband And I. Got A Credit Card Fraud Notification And Had To Call My Bank. Promptly Forgot About The Dumplings
Saw A Weird-Looking "Chicken Piece" And Took A Closer Look
Always check your oil before reusing it... This guy must've fallen in overnight because I (stupidly) didn't place a lid on the pot, and I tried to push him out of my kitchen window the night before.
I Have Never Made Burgers Before
Or not trying to cook when drunk or stoned.
Load More Replies...My dad was in Sweden visiting a friend. He was making some kind of sweet, and his friend asked him if he was going to add in any sugar. He was puzzled because he thought that he had put in a lot of sugar. He then found out that he mixed up salt with sugar.
My ex came up with some broccoli recipe that was kind of sweet (like the way some Chinese food has sweet sauces) and said it was made using flour which i thought was odd. I asked him to show me how he made it. He pulled a big jar of powdered sugar off the shelf. I saw it on the counter, realized he'd made a mistake and switched it for the canister of flour. He put the flour back and grabbed the sugar again. I explained that he'd grabbed the wrong canister and that's when he said that's what he'd been using every time đ€ŠđŒââïž He made this broccoli dish repeatedly and never realized he was using sugar.
Load More Replies...Remember: all good cooks have experienced failures in the past. I've told the story of my melting blueberry cake a few times by now. xD and I always remember that every year on the Bake Off, someone manages to mess up using a mixer by either breaking a glass bowl with it, or by managing to cause a flour/ingredient explosion. Every year. :')
I used to get the solid bars of laundry detergent and grate them up into a pan and put it on the warm setting in the oven to dry it out into powder. Worked great but one time I fogot and let it bake for several hours. The overwhelming *taste* of soap in the air is what alerted me. It had created a giant soap souffle that's was flowing into the oven coils. It took a week at least to get rid of the smell. Now I just buy regular soap instead of being extra about it.
The biggest mishap I had in the kitchen was when I accidentally put two tablespoons of baking soda instead of two teaspoons in my snickerdoodles. My dad liked them so whatever.
I recently made the best looking tuna casserole of my life. If only I had remembered to add the tunaâŠ
I accidentally salt poisoned bf making stir fry because my dyslexic mind misread TSP and tbsp
I recently had a mishap regarding a stuffed cabbage meal in an oven safe plastic container. Sauce spilt through the sealed plastic wrapping that I was not supposed to remove or puncture. 3 minutes to final cook time, the smoke alarm went off. Food was fine, actually cold. I've only cooked this thing once before for Passover and the directions for cooking just say to put the plastic container in the oven for 375 degrees from 30-35 minutes. I put it on 30.
I've burned lots of calories before! Not many know it's cooking related!
Or not trying to cook when drunk or stoned.
Load More Replies...My dad was in Sweden visiting a friend. He was making some kind of sweet, and his friend asked him if he was going to add in any sugar. He was puzzled because he thought that he had put in a lot of sugar. He then found out that he mixed up salt with sugar.
My ex came up with some broccoli recipe that was kind of sweet (like the way some Chinese food has sweet sauces) and said it was made using flour which i thought was odd. I asked him to show me how he made it. He pulled a big jar of powdered sugar off the shelf. I saw it on the counter, realized he'd made a mistake and switched it for the canister of flour. He put the flour back and grabbed the sugar again. I explained that he'd grabbed the wrong canister and that's when he said that's what he'd been using every time đ€ŠđŒââïž He made this broccoli dish repeatedly and never realized he was using sugar.
Load More Replies...Remember: all good cooks have experienced failures in the past. I've told the story of my melting blueberry cake a few times by now. xD and I always remember that every year on the Bake Off, someone manages to mess up using a mixer by either breaking a glass bowl with it, or by managing to cause a flour/ingredient explosion. Every year. :')
I used to get the solid bars of laundry detergent and grate them up into a pan and put it on the warm setting in the oven to dry it out into powder. Worked great but one time I fogot and let it bake for several hours. The overwhelming *taste* of soap in the air is what alerted me. It had created a giant soap souffle that's was flowing into the oven coils. It took a week at least to get rid of the smell. Now I just buy regular soap instead of being extra about it.
The biggest mishap I had in the kitchen was when I accidentally put two tablespoons of baking soda instead of two teaspoons in my snickerdoodles. My dad liked them so whatever.
I recently made the best looking tuna casserole of my life. If only I had remembered to add the tunaâŠ
I accidentally salt poisoned bf making stir fry because my dyslexic mind misread TSP and tbsp
I recently had a mishap regarding a stuffed cabbage meal in an oven safe plastic container. Sauce spilt through the sealed plastic wrapping that I was not supposed to remove or puncture. 3 minutes to final cook time, the smoke alarm went off. Food was fine, actually cold. I've only cooked this thing once before for Passover and the directions for cooking just say to put the plastic container in the oven for 375 degrees from 30-35 minutes. I put it on 30.
I've burned lots of calories before! Not many know it's cooking related!