this is so true

Yeah! Those stupid tress making oxygen so we can breathe. It pretty unbelievable if you ask me.

Did NOT see that coming!

Dear god... It all makes sense.

Conspiracy theory!!!!

Most likely she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet

Mind blown

I think its more that we pay money to see where the f**k we're going

Babies and mothers can swap haematopoietic stem stems and thus become chimerae of each other. Probably a good reason to look very carefully at potential mothers-in-law before committing to your beloved... :-)

Burn!

It to bad that the third movie didn't do well or we would of gotten more of that Spider-Man

Why is the background white? To show-off supremacy? Gross...

I had someone ask me online if we had fridges in Ireland.

Remember the BP tattoo thread with the lady with a "galaxy" of dots over her breasts, and a guy with abs depicted by dots? It seems that they should each have an entry in 'World Geography 1948' too...

5.2 feet = 1.58 m had to google it

Bee movie was really weird

I think we have our winner

This is a reboot I actually appreciate.

He's not wrong..

I just cant see a cat enjoying garlic bread, this was clearly done out of spite. I love cats but they can be utter bastards

Wear it on a chain round your neck and no-one will know you are desperate.

I've actually heard of this fact but yeah so I guess that monster in my nightmare is just probably Jeff from work

This is my favorite. Pass the tea.

the look on the cats face in the picture really compliments this one

There was this girl in my class who had a strong American accent purely from watching too much tv as a kid. Nobody in her family or friends group were American.

Darn. I love walking around alone in the middle of the night, and now I'm going to be doing it with the idea in my head that everyone is feeling me...

Get em

'Tiny soft little forehead'. I love this so much.

You can have sex when you're married? Oh boy have I got something to tell my wife!

But who won the cheese?

a seal is just a fat wet dog

You can use wax too. I recommend you try it sometimes. ♥

Oreos are vegan friendly

Awww yes!!!!

I know what didn't happen: car wash.

it looks like the wakanda dude thing

Maybe she was referring to Bach. I'm not sure.

Two sets of footprints walked in. Only one set walked away...

*raises hand* I'm one of those people who orders ginger ale on a plane.

How the f*k would you clean that damn thing.

Damn it I laughed XD

It's an arti that was choked of course. Oh, the cruelty of it all!

Steve and Stevia ( couldn't resist )

Wtf...

THIS IS CAPS ABUSE

It's quite possible to be single and not lonely...

Oeuf

Saddest part is you don't know if they're joking or not.

SomeBODY

IT’S REMI DAMNIT

Viva Las Vegans!

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Wow. That escalated quickly... Priceless.

well, he's got humor, i'll give him that

Whoa! That criminal

God damn. That escalated quickly.