I found a whole list of these courtroom conversations on Pinterest, definitely worth reading

I think you’ll need to cast a spell

You can even buy a dog these days. :(

But we DO have free water in restaurants in Europe 😭😭😭

Praise the Lord for granting you the bounty of the gullible! Yeah and verily, those are the ones who deserve to be fooled. Again.

That's different-level thinking.

Nice one mum

As good an explanation as any. In fact, quite a few things would make sense.

It takes guys longer to verbalize such things. Give it another year.

Hold on! He's got a point there! 😅😈

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She's lovely!

😂😂😂

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Little wins.

I would also go "pspspspsp". Probably my last words but def worth it!

Yeah the principal resigned

Technically STDs are biodegradable as well

Hehehehehe... Oh noooo

My boyfriend has me as "S" in his phone, because it makes my name come up first from all contacts starting with S (according to him) :')

he should represent himself at his trial

Go John!

Also the man in the closet was naked so you could dress him up any way you want!

That is most definitely Britain.

Had the opposite in college. Showed up sober to a history class. Professor stops me after class "What wrong, you feeling alright today? You barely participated in class." squints at me "Are you SOBER!?!"

I think most of us have had that thought if we're honest with each other.

Ditch the girl and just date each other. That will show her!

Is there a fluffy Scooby Doo somewhere? :D

What happens on the weekends? How do you live through the weekends!?

I'm sorry, but this is just ridiculously hard to believe! Now, if she was a Border Collie...

Oh you sweet summer child

He's got a point

Ummmmmmmm, who's going to tell her? 😳

Be grateful it was in print, rather than braille.

Don't fűck with grandma.

You must be a really great *babysitter*.

Change the oil yourself right there in front of them!

BP can be a real education at times, so it doesn't count.

Love punch lines that turn so sharply to the dark side.

So a comment made you change your appearance? Not what I would recommend.

amusing joke but not accurate. I assume it is similar to how two white people can have a black child. Because sometimes the genes come from farther back. I forget if it was two generations (like grandparent) or three.

... and d***s.

If it is a national competition, shouldnt all teams be from the same country?

And whats wrong with dying a virgin? I want to die a virgin because sex is fuckiиg gross

This is an excellent test to filter those people who have comprehensive reading skills/look information up and those firing their opinion at others, skipping the brain.

Cheating on academic tests is bad as well.

I mean, I can ruin this for you guys if you want... Each flight plan has a list of invisible sky waypoints that you have to initially plan to go to along the route. For spacing and traffic management, this may not be the most direct straight line route. You may also be asked not to get into certain airspace because they're busy with their own arrivals and departures and have a giant stack of holds. Once you're underway, you ask nicely if you can get a shortcut and they look at the actual situation right now and go sure, this runway isn't as busy as we thought, the wind is blowing the other way so you can cut across that approach, the space around SORPA or whatever isn't that busy, why don't you forget the next 3 waypoints and go direct to the top of the descent. You might then even get lucky enough to skip the hold. Presto, you made shortcuts.

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