I feel ya. The signs for pedestrians are impossible to live up to, too

That was unexpected lol

This is my favorite ;)

Thelma and Louise didn't listen, either.

I hope she gets her wish

I need this

We need that machine!

I like that nail polish color. 💅🏼

Aw. That's so cute.

His new position as chairman went to his head.

He needs to flip him back on again

10! Perfect score.

Until you hit rock bottom.

That's a pretty convincing sign.

I feel I need to hang it up somewhere near me when I don't want to be bothered by other people

Houdini swore he would be back. We all just assumed he meant as a human.

Poor guy has a existential crisis.

And it looks like he didn't even get hurt in the crash

Google it!

Sigh...There's always a Terry.

same

Oath is tied up at the moment. You'll have to wait until she learns the ropes.

Wait! Can chickens swim?

Well, he did ask.

I hope the blue book is a dictionary.

Dirty. I like it :D

One...

Amazing what you can do with Superglue.

There's always that one person.....

I'm confused

🍻 Yep. Alcohol is so much better. Cheers.

*snort* LOL

Very meta

Right before the car hit them. Should have listened to the Hand.

This has been a message from theOdd1sout.

Yeah Cynthia

And your bad grammar.

ROFL, but wait is it gluten free?

I love this!!!!

But what else should I do?! Contemplate the color white? OK. It's the color of innocence, of purity and most wedding dresses, of clean snow,... my cat is mostly white,... I don't like white clothing or furniture because it's too obvious when it gets dirty,... white is, along with black and gray, a so-called non-color,... white light can be created combining colored light and can be broken up with a prism,... polar bears and polar ice are white,... white reflects the sunlight better than any other color and helps to slow down the (local and global) warming, opposite of the black color,............Or should I contemplate the shape of a square?

Wait 5 minutes. They'll release some new songs.

Run! Save yourself!

Love the "And a biscuit"!

Can stand for see you soon, sight unseen, shut up stupid,... https://www.acronymfinder.com/Slang/SUS.html https://www.acronymfinder.com/SUS.html

Yeah it sucked.

Hand-ception