If only I had a rock! :)

That's a nice load right there!

Siri, call me a ambulance. Ok, you're an ambulance.

You're free now.. Thank Timmy, you dummy.

That's me on April 14th from Marie Antoinette. It's a beautiful piano instrumental song and some synth ... I can't get enough!

Haha

so calling Pun Man wasn't exactly fruitful, huh..

Best one so far.

Ain't no way to sugarcoat the truth.

Finding Nemo.

now you knew

You wish!

thanks mirror

Aw, that's sweet...

Class off!

I feel you, bro, but why are you out of the box, and not in the 'out of the box' box?

*shakes head*

tehehe

Ouch, poor Richerd

Well that escalated quickly

deep!

This should be a motivational poster at a psychiatrists office

The weekend before they gathered to hear the bass...

and you thought they would be happy

I like how Quinoa is in there

Less gruesome than what I was thinkin when he said "arm".

good one

I see sounds I hear colors.

That hurts me deep.... I've lost both my cats to cars....

Bwaahaha!

Me... just totally me

Check out what he listed under "sex" on his new ID :)

Fyi that is committing suicide by stabbing your gut with your sword

Oh, voice recognition ATM.

…With eyes that burn like cigarettes.

Wrong six pack!

Poor guy, he missed the all the nattily dressed apes.

I remember when it was cool to draw this in Elementary school

The Eternal Quandary.

I can't work this one out. Why does he ask if the customer is a carpenter?

Oooow, the T-rex liked the Brachiosaurus.

no puns today boi.