Lol but replace babe as mom, and guy as child.

More like replace man for man baby

change the gender and it's our home

Benötigen lo

This is myself and my son. "Mom, where are my shoes?" "How would I know, I don't wear your shoes."

Many years ago and my Boss was having a budget meeting with our 12 regional managers. He buzzed me to ask where the binder with the budget reports was. I told him it was in his credenza, right door, book is on the left side of the shelf. He buzzed me back, "It's not there". I literally walked into his office, opened the right door and pulled the binder off the left side of the shelf. I handed it to him without saying a word. The fact the other guys teased him mercilessly was reward enough. I could hear them laughing all the way down the hall.

This ilustrated my everyday morning...

My wife tells me that all women come with a built-in tracking device. Thank goodness. Then we both laugh hysterically. She always saves the day!

I always respond with " not that one, the other one. " I don't have another one but it's a temporary reprieve.

My Ex was just like this! wonderful guy.....but just WOW! why can't men SEE???

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Does she know that he is gay?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We put ours in the large bow window in the dining room, so we've got to cover both. (But, in every other house I've lived in... yes! lol)

But before the shower being like: "idk though, I dont really want to." After the shower: "I live here now."

Wow at least she tried. I'm over here like: "I should be healthy today!" *grab a potato chips* "it's made from potatoes!?*

Lol *puts up tree on Thanksgiving*

I was shopping once and gave the clerk in produce a talking to about the condition of all the plants in his department. Well, imagine my surprise when my groceries were delivered along with 53 plants!!!!!!!

In one ear and out the other!!!

My cooking too. There's no way I'm going to follow every single part of the recipe to the T. I consider recipes more as a recommendation and inspiration

More like mirror vs selfie veiw.

That's either going to be 'Ewwww, cold fries' or 'OW HOT FRIES'

worst part is when you can't find the remote

Eheheh, this is funny and cute, but animals actually do have methods to talk to us. You gotta learn to understand their body language and various ways of making sounds.

Welp I never go out :3 Love the sailor moon shirt btw

You dressing up to impress your crush vs you realizing it's to much work and love is to hard.

The'll grow back 🤷

I honestly like it on the right pic. I think a lion mane hairstyle is awesome

Right on! 👍

lmao for me i just wear sweatshirts yr round

Don't say anything if you won't eat anything.

*takes the dog and runs*

The longer Christmas is rammed down everyones throats the less special it becomes

Black Friday in a nutshell.

The polka dot underwear!! :O)

Haha wrapping gifts for urself

My bff just pretends to take pic and turns on selfie mode.

Shopping will only lead to more stress if you overspend, & the joy you get from hoarding is short-lived. Try doing instead of getting.

I may get down voted but in my personal opinion, stop trying to dress sexy. Dress to scare.

Maybe 'cause it's only September? 🎄

I'm just surprised she didnt try to scare him!

Kid: "let's just go...

Ew.

It's the other way around in my house.