Lol but replace babe as mom, and guy as child.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

We put ours in the large bow window in the dining room, so we've got to cover both. (But, in every other house I've lived in... yes! lol)

But before the shower being like: "idk though, I dont really want to." After the shower: "I live here now."

Wow at least she tried. I'm over here like: "I should be healthy today!" *grab a potato chips* "it's made from potatoes!?*

Lol *puts up tree on Thanksgiving*

I was shopping once and gave the clerk in produce a talking to about the condition of all the plants in his department. Well, imagine my surprise when my groceries were delivered along with 53 plants!!!!!!!

In one ear and out the other!!!

My cooking too. There's no way I'm going to follow every single part of the recipe to the T. I consider recipes more as a recommendation and inspiration

More like mirror vs selfie veiw.

That's either going to be 'Ewwww, cold fries' or 'OW HOT FRIES'

worst part is when you can't find the remote

Eheheh, this is funny and cute, but animals actually do have methods to talk to us. You gotta learn to understand their body language and various ways of making sounds.

Welp I never go out :3 Love the sailor moon shirt btw

You dressing up to impress your crush vs you realizing it's to much work and love is to hard.

The'll grow back 🤷

I honestly like it on the right pic. I think a lion mane hairstyle is awesome

Right on! 👍

lmao for me i just wear sweatshirts yr round

Don't say anything if you won't eat anything.

My ex-wife used to do this...

My boyfriend always is super helpful with this. He pulls up a list of the different places to eat in the area and as we look through it he'll announce ones he thinks I'll like. Idk why its so hard for us to choose but he makes it so much easier.

He should know by now not to ask. LOL

anything except what you've already listed?

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This is a prime example of why not all domestic violence is bad.

*takes the dog and runs*

The longer Christmas is rammed down everyones throats the less special it becomes

Black Friday in a nutshell.

The polka dot underwear!! :O)

Haha wrapping gifts for urself

My bff just pretends to take pic and turns on selfie mode.

Shopping will only lead to more stress if you overspend, & the joy you get from hoarding is short-lived. Try doing instead of getting.

I may get down voted but in my personal opinion, stop trying to dress sexy. Dress to scare.

Maybe 'cause it's only September? 🎄

I'm just surprised she didnt try to scare him!

Kid: "let's just go...

Ew.

It's the other way around in my house.