"can't even fit my farts" I'm dying.

Have you considered having smaller farts?

My dream is to go out of the house without a bag. just pockets...

I mean, girls/women always stress about their underwear lines showing so they buy thongs or something so maybe the designers don't add many pockets to women's clothing is because they think that women wont like the pocket lines showing. Just an idea.

YOU DO MAKE ME SMILE

Sooooo trueee

The “front pockets” on my jeans right now are literally sewn shut.

i guess we don't have enough stuff to put in pockets

me as a cat

AWWWW!

When you walk through a door into another environment, sometimes your brain actually resets. It's called "the doorway effect". Google it.

Waiter: has ability to ask how everything is while everyone is chewing.

i have the opposite problem. they always say it's spicy, and it's never spicy enough....

love how the can magically becomes see through!

soooo me

I would rather bite. Chocobars have a very satisfying crunch when bitten

I lost it at Yahgen Frooz

All...the...damn...time...and my boyfriend finds them in his clothes too lol

too cute!

Keep this up and I will have to start wearing adult diapers.

Too funny!

ikr! its like SHUT UP SIRI IM TRYING TO JAM HERE

shock

I can relate. Lmaoo

Love is great

teacher: "i'll give you one minute to brainstorm" me:

OMG WHAT I THINK EVERY SINGLE CHINESE NEW YEAR 🤣🤣🤣

I would love that!

I love Nintendo switch too!

Me except I don't have any to begin wth.

I can't do either.