Cookie monster

I can confirm that this is 100% true and tested. I'm not sad often, but when I AM sad, I AM HELLA FRICKIN SAD!!

Hand over hand over hand over hand over

Thats the funniest thing i ever seen

I really don't understand it. My family banned me from playing Monopoly with them. The word 'psycho' sure gets bandied around a lot these days...

First thing I do when I open a book :)

Every. Single. Time.

Every. damn. time.

ok but that lemonade looks really good

I think that was me

who's done this?? *raises both hands and quietly gets on top of a chair*

Eventually, you will have to open the window for that drone.

Uuuuuh, that really hurts

we should ALL take things more literally :D

Let's hope you don't ever get the urge for power tools in the future. ;D

my gag reflexes seem to have a mind of their own

... is it bad that I thin that is a solid idea?

I don't need a microphone; I make people's ears bleed naturally

I blame it on webmd

The tripple neck kills me XD

I'll play this game any day!

Ill show you to the door *badumtisssss*

comment a piece of advice for my lonely soul <3 thank you, I really need some

Louisiana Hot Sauce will do the trick!

Unrealistic body/bottle expectations

Playing RPG games and you're left with even more things to do. All those sidequests you accepted....

when you're ACTUAL TRASH *sniffle*

where'd he get the fingers from?

PEN MASTER SKILLZ YEAH

It was at this moment that he knew that he f*cked up.

Me every time

Mega elixir.

the smol bean on the right is life

Boom! Roasted!

Ha ha! That took an unexpected turn!

I like that song

Use the garbage

Yo dawg! I heard you like gingerbread...

I love this!

Affectionate green beans

Last one isn't too bad. You could still make things!

The chip bag says Crispos (Now with a dangerous amount of sodium!)

I 100% agree with this post. While many think Taco Bell is gross, their food is actually pretty good. (IMO)

Me as a kid.

The cup of coffee is a nice touch....

The one pressed against windshield cracked me up.

I like the first one more

Me with any food.

🐍!

So.... would be mean the coming of ragnasock?

I'd do that

'Soo...have you seen the-" "No"

EEEYYYY!! :D :D

True - but I need an income

i actually did try to read everything.. but gave up lol

If i was a doctor

If you suspect your life is secretly a show, that's good. It means your life is fun or interesting enough for an audience.

Undertale anyone? The eyes and the not fighting...