Asperger. I relate. Either do work or do social, but not on the same day.

... I think it's less the fancy office and more being able to feed yourself and house your family... stupid stuff like that.

Fortunately, at least in Europe this kind of contract is void anyway. Clauses that defy common law, that are surprising or that one-sidedly disadvantage the customer are void. I am always thinking about that when I scroll through EULAs that have been designed by US lawyers and merely translated. You are just accept them over here, they are not binding anyway.

Well...

Lawyer? Rather engineer! It freaks me off that some recipes refer to cups, tablespoons and the like. Either be precice (grams, litres) or relative (twice the amount of butter than the amount of sugar).

Only x50?

Most likely on a quick pause. But it could be a day off, or they could be students. Anyway, yeah, I envy them too. *sigh*

I hate tv, its a bad influence for parents, thats why they are forcing their kid to become a lawyer or such jobs, if i can, i'll change it to 24/7 real neutral documentary film. For god sake, theres no such life, its a complete lie.

"*pfffrrrrrrt* Erm...sound problems, sorry."

Nice detail with his clothing in the second pic. Will he drive like this? 😮

Hahaaaahaahahahahaha!!!🤣 I love this one... It's my favorite

I upvoted this because it has a pie chart. Otherwise it probably would've gotten nothing. I love pie charts.

Monday is always creeping

Oh my god this is me in a nutshell when school meetings ended/got cancelled lol

i love this one

Just ignore @realDonaldTrump

This is a huge problem in the United States. People should be able to take the time they earned.

*scribble scribble* "Professional lawyer work done"

My dude... a pizza hut pizza has more than nutrition than a grilled cheese... someone give this man a salad or something

so me

You don’t have to go all the way through law school to end up like that!

Don’t laugh too hard because YOU may be there some day...

He is done for

You will not believe me but my best score on not showering is 10 weeks. And, no, I don't scare away my colleagues, and Axe stock isn't up because of me. I've been in a gypsum upper body shell for 8 months in a row, with one gently sponge wash after 4 months when the shell was renewed. Then you realise that our focus on personal hygiene is somewhat overrated.

Start working in The Netherlands, we start with the second picture.

Omg, so true!

I used to work for a boss who always had a dozen or more “#1 Top Priority!” projects going on, and the list kept getting shuffled every week. Why is it so difficult for some people to grasp the meaning of that phrase?

I would hide.