Been there so many times it's kinda comic

I’m reading this while drinking coffee and stressing about my exam

Me tomorrow: Nah, five more minutes of sleep sounds better.

Or when you have your hand up but stare into the distance and don’t listen when they call you

Procrastinating by gaming throughout the night instead of studying... and then still nailing the exam while in a zombie-like semi-asleep state :D

fwiw in the long run its inconsequential. they make it seem like it sets the tone for the rest of your life when in reality it only sets the tone for your early 20s. by the time you are 30 you will barely remember your roommates name and most likely be in a field that has nothing to do with your degree.

and then you end up with a 35-line paragraph where 60% of it doesn't make sense, but 40% does ; )

...and end up looking like you toked too hard on the bong.

i once submitted an assignment that was due in 2 seconds

We're not allowed to have our phones in our classrooms at my school. Or anywhere else except our locker.

I would give that an A+

That's nothing - I had a course where we had 1 whole book to read every single week, until the end of the semester. Of course, we also had to write detailed assignments based on the books, so skipping the reading was not an option. Bonus: some of the books were pretty traumatizing (war-related topics, with plenty of "mass unaliving").

Lol that's me.

Anyone else used to write profuse apologies at the end of their exam papers?

Pro tip: Just tape a fruit to a wall.

Aloe vera can't fix that-

YOS!

hides under maths book thats covered in doodles

I once got a 16/20 after studying in the morning prior to the test

"why are you teaching during our conversation???"

Why is the batmobile in this? I'd forgotten they did anything like that!

It felt weird to go to work at school on the day when Russia attacked Ukraine. I didn't want to tell my pupils anything, but they screamed at me: war! It stopped being exciting for them when war refugees arrived and they could see firsthand how traumatised the kids were. Also, teachers my age haven't learnt Russian, so dealing with little Ukrainians has been complicated.

Hah!

Me. Joined the Navy. Did a career. Retired.

Hoopla!!!

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