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44 Hilarious Collar Tags For Pets Who Tend To Get Lost
If a dog tag is a term used in the military to name an identification tag, then our furry four-legged friends, that are wearing one, must be some kind of warriors. The kind that sleeps on the couch all day and slobbers all over your face, mostly. However, even the laziest pooch or tabby can get separated from its owner. Sadly, you cannot call them on the phone (yet) if such is the case.
So the easiest way to ensure that your pet will find its home after running away is a collar tag. Most often a tag has the owners phone number and the animals name written on it, but nobody said, that dog and cat tags had to be boring! They can be a fun way to give your pet a personalized accessory, or a good way to make whoever found your escaped adventurer laugh. A funny dog tag can also be a perfect gift to an animal owner.
Microchips that identify your pet is also a good idea to keep them safe, though they're not nearly as fun as these funny dog collars. Scroll through our list and you will definitely find some funny dog tag ideas!
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Great Dog Tag
Found This Hunting Dog. I Guess He Isn't Lost
Saw A Cat That I Thought Was Lost In A Nearby Park
If You Can Read This I Will Lick You
Mommy's Favorite Asshole
I Found My Neighbors Cat
We Moved, So I Had To Get The Dog And Cat New Name Tags
My Cat Got His First Name Tag Today
It Was Time For A New Tag For His Collar
I Like Smelling Butts And I Cannot Lie
So Lost, Very Call, Wow
Rumpole Has Been Escaping, So He Got A New Purple Collar And Tag. He Is A Bad Cat
Adventure Cat
Friends New Cat Tag, She Kept Getting Adopted
Just To Freak People Out If They Find Her...
Had To Get New Tags For The Dog Dude Today
Feed Me And Tell Me I'm Pretty
My Boyfriend Thinks He's Hilarious
Zero Woofs Given
Waffles Got A Waffle Dog Tag
I Bought Puppy Dog A Lost Tag
Everyday Is Hump Day
One Dog, One Cat, Two Extremely Accurate Tags
I Thought You Guys Might Like My Dog, Cooper. Dog Tag Is Accurate
Bones Before Bitches
'i'm A Massive Lion'
Collar Tag
Laziness At Its Finest
Made This For My Boy Who Likes To Run Off Whilst I Try And Catch Up. Owner Is Coming.
Dog Lover With Attitude
Dog Collar Rickroll'd
So My Brother Got A New Dog Tag
I Just Don't Give A Woof
I Farted
Thor God Of Thunder
A Friend Of Mine Got Her Dog A New Tag Today
Our Cat Lost His Collar And Name Tag So, I Sent My Boyfriend To Get New Ones
Call My Daddy
Thailand
She's My Little Shadow.
While I appreciate levity as much as the next guy, the fact that these tags are listed on "Dogs Deserve Better" is disquieting at best. Many of the tags indicate a suggestion that the animals in question run loose quite a bit, and worse, that the owners and lackadaisical and arrogant about it. So, "I'm not lost, F...off" means that I should have NO sympathy when your pet IS lost, or picked up by the pound and euthanized, or run over by a car, right? No, you will expect sympathy. The only sympathy I have is for the animal, not your stupidity.
I enjoy what you guys are usually up to. This sort of clever work and coverage! Keep up the wonderful works guys and checkout 99FAB's Personalized Dog Collars for your dog.
While I appreciate levity as much as the next guy, the fact that these tags are listed on "Dogs Deserve Better" is disquieting at best. Many of the tags indicate a suggestion that the animals in question run loose quite a bit, and worse, that the owners and lackadaisical and arrogant about it. So, "I'm not lost, F...off" means that I should have NO sympathy when your pet IS lost, or picked up by the pound and euthanized, or run over by a car, right? No, you will expect sympathy. The only sympathy I have is for the animal, not your stupidity.
I enjoy what you guys are usually up to. This sort of clever work and coverage! Keep up the wonderful works guys and checkout 99FAB's Personalized Dog Collars for your dog.