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Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.
Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.
There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.
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#1
You’ve Never Seen A Pink Lion?
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#2
Do They Actually Think Trump Is Using His Own Money
Rabbit Carrot 4 years ago
Pffffff like Trump has any money. The man has been bankrupt multiple times.
#3
And Passports Too
There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.
But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.
There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.
#4
Socialism
#5
Who’s Gonna Tell Her
Christophe Beunens 4 years ago
Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused
#6
Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie
The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.
Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.
#7
That's Not How That... Never Mind
#8
Do These People Have Brains?
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago (edited)
That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)
#9
To Ask For A Mysterious Service
#10
What A Time To Be Alive
#11
Mystery Solved
#12
I Wonder Why
#13
He's Figuring It Out, Slowly
#15
Bye, America See You - Never
#16
Umm Ok
#17
Get This Idea Patented
#18
She Has Bigger Issues
#19
Anti-Vaxxer Accidentally Advocates For Vaccines
#20
Waterproof Level At 100
Vanta Black 4 years ago
Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.
#21
Pickle Problems
#22
No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part
#23
Hold Up
#24
Actually, It Is Pretty Funny
#25
Can't Even Be Mad, That Edit Was Perfect
#26
Elementary School Dropouts Ahead
#27
I Am Speechless
#28
Fake ID Fail
Nadine Khazaka 4 years ago
I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*
#29
We Should Stop Teaching Cursive Too So Kids Don't Learn Swearing
Tracey Hirt 4 years ago (edited)
Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?
#30
I Wish This Was Fake. Meet Jenn
#31
Don’t Tell Them About Nigeria
#32
Halloween Couple Of The Year
#33
Baby Smoothie
Palestinian warrior 4 years ago
Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage
Tabitha L 4 years ago
The problem with satire is that the people about whom the satire is directed don't realize it is satire, and believe it is real. I bet after this, people really start believing that full grown children are being put in blenders.
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Zenozenobee 4 years ago
Yep, no bones... that would make childbitrth so damn easier though...
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Chelsea Meacham 4 years ago
Oh no! They blended my daughter when she was 10 months old to look at the insides of her lungs to check for pneumonia. I musta had some awesome conservative doctors because they put her back together like a jigsaw puzzle and I got to take her home. She turns 14 this year
Tracey Hirt 4 years ago
Why blur out the name? This person deserves to have their stupidity on display for the entire world to see!
Isabella R.W. 4 years ago
I really hope this girl is joking, no way someone can be this stupid
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
I'm speechless. These are the idiots that voted for Trump.
Vanta Black 4 years ago
First of all, who blends a baby? Secondly, who keeps the baby dressed when they blend it? Cotton fibres in your baby smoothie? No thanks. Finally, is this wacko really asking people to support "Beautiful Sexy Big Tit Conservative Women Against Blending Babies"? Seriously? Also, going off tangent, this reminds me of a Jimmy Carr joke. Anyone who saw his DVD specials may remember, too. It's not nice. Funny, but not nice.
Phunny Philosopher 4 years ago
I know! I am dying from cuteness overload here. Especially from the cheeks of the first one!
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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago
Imagine trying to keep a child still to take X-rays? I struggled to keep still in an MRI machine... also had a standing x-ray for my jaws- at least there I was able to rest my chin and hold onto handles on the side of the machine.
Phunny Philosopher 4 years ago
I have heard that phrase but totally going to use it now. Unless it's from Doctor Phil? It sounds like something he'd say. Someone please tell me before I start using it!
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Jodie Johnson 4 years ago
Not to mention how badly the blender is designed!! There are huge holes, blended baby is going to fly everywhere!!
Sasha Kuleshov 4 years ago
Oh yes, babies with their boneless bodies, those little rascals always writhing about :P
Lydia Interiano Dalton 4 years ago (edited)
okay okay what. my brain just lost cells reading this. first of all. if they were blending them, there would be a lid so blood and guts didn't get everywhere. second, its legs are peeping through the bottom, like what did they do with the legs just throw them away? third wtf do you mean they have to bones. do they just pop out of the womb like a pile of skin and organs? do you know how bodies even work? dear god the f*****g internet. im reading this back and sorry if the blood and organs part is kinda gross...
Jane Dorothy Warner 4 years ago
If foetuses have no bones how come they kick so much in the womb? So dumb I despair.
Sinkvenice 4 years ago
This can't be serious, it just can't. My brain refuses to process it as anything other than satire. Nobody can be that moronic, surely? How have they been able to navigate life??
CatWoman312 4 years ago
I was going to say where are his legs!? Until I looked at the second picture 😆
youshouldseemeinacrown 4 years ago
I'm sorry, but the last part and the fact it was in capitals made me laugh
Christina Ciccarelli 4 years ago
Shoutout to anyone who didn't realize this was satire and used it to happily jump on conservatives!
Donovan Strader 4 years ago
hey if ur looking for the pro life comments skroll wayyy down to the disliked ones, which i think is sad but thats just how bored panda is
James Woody 4 years ago
Just think about this for a minute. This is the actual mindset of Trump supporters. This is what they actually believe happens! Still voting for Trump as a registered "Mental Midget?"
Jess Simmons 4 years ago
now this truly makes me sad to be american . i never thought there was so many stupid people here but reading this and some of the others ....lawd please pray for me lol
Bonnie North 4 years ago
I am not in favor of abortion, except under certain circumstances (rape, incest, etc.) But I am a firm believer in BIRTH CONTROL. However, the GOP wants to outlaw both abortion and birth control so that leaves women with NO option at all except to remain barefoot and pregnant their whole life. Oh, wait, is that what "conservative" means?
StealTheFruit 4 years ago
So a female doesn't get a right to their own body until it's already violated? That's sick.
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Val Izhakevich 4 years ago
I've always wondered why condom producers don't use these guys's mugs in their ads. Should work.
Sonja Van Hoof 4 years ago
This is an X-ray machine for babies. It's used to SAVE BABIES' LIVES!!!
Patricia Kasprowski 4 years ago
OMG -- ignorance is obviously NOT bliss! This is clearly a baby having an X-ray. Have you ever tried to hold a baby still long enough for an actual X-ray? As a retired nurse, I have. Almost impossible to see what you are looking for because babies don't hold still. Crazy people.
Wendy J Shores 4 years ago
And they say MAGA people are stupid? LOL My jaw actually dropped open with this one.
Robyn Wilson 4 years ago
Hope this is just some troll. Honestly....i would say nobody csn be that stupid...but....
Tina Harbour 4 years ago
Sooo...babies are now like boneless chicken??? I mean,no bones means they all just magically stay upright with air???I can't roll my eyes hard enough🙄🙄🙄
Caroline Driver 4 years ago
Tell me this is ignoramus is a troll, or having a laugh, please???
Marty BlackEagle-Carl 4 years ago
Baby's have no bones... hahahahah, they're just big bags of mostly water
Vicki Perizzolo 4 years ago
There is truly a level of stupid here that's unsurpassed.....so far anyway....they keep expanding the edges...
M Kate McCulloch 4 years ago
Wow - stupid on s many levels - not the least of which is never having talked to a liberally minded human being.
Charlie Meehan 4 years ago
Since when do babies not have bones, how do u think they stay in human form?
Faith Hurst-Bilinski 4 years ago
If either of those are inside you and haven't come out on their own YOU NEED TO GET IT OUT! Especially if it has clothes on!
Kion Streeter (Student) 4 years ago
If either of those are inside you and haven't come out on their own YOU NEED TO GET IT OUT! Especially if it has clothes on!
Lululoohoo 4 years ago
The comment cannot actually be real. My mind is completely boggled. Babies are blended? this is what an abortion looks like? BABIES HAVE NO BONES?! LOL i cannot with the stupidity.
María Hermida 4 years ago
Babies have no bones????? Really???? What are rhey? Jellyfish? These posts are really worrying me. I know some idiots, but I didn't imagine there were so many
Jeff Diamond 4 years ago
Then why is the one on the right both clothed, banded, and in front of an X-ray machine...?
Eglė Bukauskaitė 4 years ago
Does she actually think that babies do not have bones??? She mustn't be a mother!!!!
Phunny Philosopher 4 years ago
Yes, it is meant to keep the baby still long enough to do a chest x-ray. Excellent idea.
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Celtic Pirate Queen 4 years ago
OMG! I can't even. She actually thinks these are babies in a BLENDER? WTF?
MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago
oh.my.god. how can anybody be THAT stupid?? maybe that person used blender on their brain and now it's just a mush...
Nathan Freeman 4 years ago
That is painfully stupid. XD I'm 100% against abortion, but agree that some of the advocates are not the sharpest knives in the box.
John-Paul Bitler 4 years ago
Same and agreed. A few too many pro-lifers are bigots
Load More Replies... J-Yogi-Temp-Mom 4 years ago
they don't have bones!?!? sad, but this are the only type of people who would support him, those who are gullible AF.
Marcellus the Third 4 years ago
YOu'd think the poster would understand it's not a blender but a HitlerSaluteTrainer. Or a French device for teaching surrender.
Toasty 4 years ago
Anyone who thinks this is real, is as dumb as the fictional person they think actually posted this.
SoozeeQ 4 years ago (edited)
Apparently, it's to x-ray babies. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a42418/lil-baby-xray/
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Thinairgal 4 years ago
Yep. They waited a couple of years before aborting, and decided the smoothie would taste better with clothing/diaper added
SoozeeQ 4 years ago (edited)
Well, the post may be satirical, but apparently, the picture's real. It's to x-ray babies. https://www.cosmopolitan.com/lifestyle/news/a42418/lil-baby-xray/. (Although it was originally on reddit, so who knows?)
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BlackLabOwner 3 years ago
Though this is stupid he has a valid point the child has a heartbeat at 14 days old you killed an innocent child
Pusfarm 4 years ago
That's why the armed guy who drove to Comet Ping Pong overlooked Hillary's pedo ring. The evidence was disposed of. In the blenders. Did he check those? I bet not. He should've tried the Boneless Babysoft Smoothie!
roshni rameshkumar 4 years ago
this is the dumbest comment i've ever seen
Load More Replies... John-Paul Bitler 4 years ago
I'm a pro-life Democrat. This is absolutely stupid. Don't make an idiotic argument if u don't have a brain
StealTheFruit 4 years ago
Of course you get downvoted- you're trying to control 51% the population's bodies.
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#34
I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True
#35
Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her
#36
Welcome To Calculus 101
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day
#37
Hmmm
#38
Idiotic Landlord
#39
A Guy Purchased A Watermelon During A Train Stop And Didn’t Realize It Didn’t Fit Through The Bars
#40
This Man Trying To Smuggle A Kilo Of Cocaine Under A Wig At The Barcelona Airport
#41
It's A Funny Facepalm Though
#42
Trust No One, Not Even Yourself
earringnut 4 years ago (edited)
Was alcohol in play at some point in the cancellation process?
#43
Student Uses Light On Phone To Charge A Portable Solar Battery So That He Can Charge His Phone
#44
To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy
Lauren Caswell 4 years ago
Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD
#45
Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe
Samantha Lomb 4 years ago
The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .
#46
She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing
#47
Sir, Do You Know How Wrong Numbers Work
#48
How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be
Tracey Hirt 4 years ago
Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!
#49
Me Neither
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Nicklas Linder 4 years ago
Done it. Skip F to H, nothing exciting happens.
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Gipsy Kings fan 4 years ago
My grandfather knew a guy in Chicago who had a friend in Gary, Indiana (right across the state line from Chicago). The friend was about to move to Illinois – SOUTHERN Illinois, over 300 miles away from Chicago. The guy was overjoyed. He thought that since his friend was moving to Illinois, they would be living in the same state, and therefore would be living closer together! People tried to explain to the guy that they would be living farther apart, but he never got it, was unable to understand the concept.
Mimi777 4 years ago
I’ve been asked if the country I’m from celebrates 4th of July. When I said no they said “oh so you don’t celebrate New Years either.” I was confused. I’ve also been asked numerous times what someone’s name means in my language in response I ask them what my name means in English and they say it doesn’t mean anything. So why would theirs mean something in mine.
Jeff Diamond 4 years ago
Some people choose stupidity, while others have stupidity thrust upon them. Either way, these people probably ate paint chips as kids. That didn't help matters.
Andrea Hulsman 4 years ago
I saw an ex-coworker after not seeing her for several years, and she asked me if I still had my tatoo...
martin734 4 years ago
Most of these have to be fake, I cannot believe people can really be this stupid. Please someone, restore my faith in humanity and tell me that most of these posts are fake.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Sorry. Been alive long enough to see enough stupid sh*t to know this is all possible. Some may be faked, but seriously, I had someone ask me once why I was on crutches. While I had a huge cast from knee to toes on one leg. Yep. They live among us. *sigh*
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Amber Cook 4 years ago
Well, now that I just laughed my butt of the entire way through dinner reading these my husband thinks I'm crazier then normal!
Mark Serbian 4 years ago
Possibly the most depressing thing I've seen in, like, a long time. Sigh...
CapnJackSB 4 years ago
Don't read this stuff while drinking hot coffee, it comes out of your nose and gets into your keyboard.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)
90... I cant find my % button on the key board. anyway, 90 part of me is ashamed to be human. they are so dumb!!!
TheWitchNaru 4 years ago (edited)
I'm so happy & proud to have been in a great school, in a great school district. I think the issue in America is that all education is not uniform across all school districts, in all cities, in all states. I hear that in many other countries, this is not the case, and their education is a lot more uniform. I live in Oak Park Illinois and I know a lot of people who are from a different town who are my age and have not had the same education. You need to realize that these people have had different qualities of education. I was also raised with no television and hardly any movies, way back before the internet was a common thing. I was encouraged to read books. I was also taught to self educate. Not everyone has the wherewithal to pick up a book or utilize the internet to self educate & how to think for themselves & question everything instead of just parroting what they're told.
Mimi777 4 years ago
Yeah sounds a lot like a few people I know. They think everything they see on Facebook is real news. And they don’t know how to think for themselves. Many have a set of beliefs and will believe anything and everything negative that goes against those beliefs and don’t question it regardless of how idiotic it seems.
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Rick 4 years ago
Okay so all this list has learnt me is that America is not only the dumbest country in the world but the dumbest country on the entire planet.
Nicklas Linder 4 years ago
Done it. Skip F to H, nothing exciting happens.
Load More Replies... Gipsy Kings fan 4 years ago
My grandfather knew a guy in Chicago who had a friend in Gary, Indiana (right across the state line from Chicago). The friend was about to move to Illinois – SOUTHERN Illinois, over 300 miles away from Chicago. The guy was overjoyed. He thought that since his friend was moving to Illinois, they would be living in the same state, and therefore would be living closer together! People tried to explain to the guy that they would be living farther apart, but he never got it, was unable to understand the concept.
Mimi777 4 years ago
I’ve been asked if the country I’m from celebrates 4th of July. When I said no they said “oh so you don’t celebrate New Years either.” I was confused. I’ve also been asked numerous times what someone’s name means in my language in response I ask them what my name means in English and they say it doesn’t mean anything. So why would theirs mean something in mine.
Jeff Diamond 4 years ago
Some people choose stupidity, while others have stupidity thrust upon them. Either way, these people probably ate paint chips as kids. That didn't help matters.
Andrea Hulsman 4 years ago
I saw an ex-coworker after not seeing her for several years, and she asked me if I still had my tatoo...
martin734 4 years ago
Most of these have to be fake, I cannot believe people can really be this stupid. Please someone, restore my faith in humanity and tell me that most of these posts are fake.
Leo Domitrix 4 years ago
Sorry. Been alive long enough to see enough stupid sh*t to know this is all possible. Some may be faked, but seriously, I had someone ask me once why I was on crutches. While I had a huge cast from knee to toes on one leg. Yep. They live among us. *sigh*
Load More Replies... Amber Cook 4 years ago
Well, now that I just laughed my butt of the entire way through dinner reading these my husband thinks I'm crazier then normal!
Mark Serbian 4 years ago
Possibly the most depressing thing I've seen in, like, a long time. Sigh...
CapnJackSB 4 years ago
Don't read this stuff while drinking hot coffee, it comes out of your nose and gets into your keyboard.
Billy The Kid 4 years ago (edited)
90... I cant find my % button on the key board. anyway, 90 part of me is ashamed to be human. they are so dumb!!!
TheWitchNaru 4 years ago (edited)
I'm so happy & proud to have been in a great school, in a great school district. I think the issue in America is that all education is not uniform across all school districts, in all cities, in all states. I hear that in many other countries, this is not the case, and their education is a lot more uniform. I live in Oak Park Illinois and I know a lot of people who are from a different town who are my age and have not had the same education. You need to realize that these people have had different qualities of education. I was also raised with no television and hardly any movies, way back before the internet was a common thing. I was encouraged to read books. I was also taught to self educate. Not everyone has the wherewithal to pick up a book or utilize the internet to self educate & how to think for themselves & question everything instead of just parroting what they're told.
Mimi777 4 years ago
Yeah sounds a lot like a few people I know. They think everything they see on Facebook is real news. And they don’t know how to think for themselves. Many have a set of beliefs and will believe anything and everything negative that goes against those beliefs and don’t question it regardless of how idiotic it seems.
Load More Replies... Rick 4 years ago
Okay so all this list has learnt me is that America is not only the dumbest country in the world but the dumbest country on the entire planet.
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