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Everyone likes to think that they’re pretty smart and at the top of their game all the time, but the truth is, we all do and say some pretty dumb things sometimes. Like eating an entire bucket of KFC or looking everywhere for our glasses while we’re wearing them (true story). However, sometimes people mess up so badly that they end up on the internet when it looks like brain.exe stopped working for them.

Most of us know that embarrassing memories of dumb stuff that we did back in school/work/last Monday tend to resurface at the worst possible moments. So to make you feel better about yourself, Bored Panda has collected a list of some awesomely dumb things that people have said and done.

There’s nothing like other people messing up to make us forget all of our mistakes for a moment, right, dear Pandas? Scroll down, upvote your fave pics, and if you feel brave, let us know what the stupidest things you’ve ever done were! You can check out our earlier articles about stupid people doing stupid stuff here and here. Oh, and here's the coronavirus edition of dumb people acting dumb.

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    There are two kinds of stupidity. The kind where we don’t know that we’re being stupid. And the type where we definitely know but don’t want to stop. No matter how important and wise we might be, we’ll still make mistakes.

    But there are reasons why human beings do stupid things, even if we’re aware that what we’re doing is wrong.

    There are two kinds of pleasure. The first one that some call ‘liking’ is happy satisfaction that we get from eating a good meal, having a drink of water after a fun game of basketball, or getting a hug from a friend you haven’t seen in ages. Simple, wholesome things that make life wonderful.

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    Who’s Gonna Tell Her

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    Christophe Beunens
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, she actually meant that she wanted the pope as father for her baby, but he refused

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    Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

    Why Korean Man Make Korean Movie

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    Shelp
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans. Some of them simply can't imagine there is world outside the US.

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Americans really are not aware the rest of the world doesn't revolve around them.

    K Witmer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're taught from a very young age that we're the best in the world and only we matter especially if you're white. It really is a sad reckoning when we realize just how wrong that is

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    K.Kobayashi
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a valid question because this director (Bong Joon-ho) has directed two English-language movies, both produced in South Korea.

    Tessa Thompson
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, actually, it's not as it stands. If she'd asked why he'd made it in in Korean, and gone on to say something that put her bringing up the language it was made in into an intelligent context, then she wouldn't sound like someone who can't fathom why a Korean would want to make a film about their home country that has the actors speaking Korean.

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she does have a point. In an international market, films are generally in English if they want to have global appeal. It's not right, but it's how things are. It was a bold choice for him to do a global release of a film in Korean. I'm so glad it won. Maybe the movie world will open up a bit more to other languages and cultures now.

    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats not true at all. In gross sales and volume of production Bollywood outperforms Hollywood by a long shot and most of their films are in Indian languages

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    Ronnie Beaton
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like the time a young music journalist asked The Corrs (that's a group consisting of three sisters and a their brother) how they all met.

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well, I'm fluent in other 6 languages so I thought why not? Just for shits and giggles" :D

    Randy van Veen
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She seems to be the kind of person that would go: "Oh yeah, my daughter goes to school with a Korean. She's actually really nice! Her name is so and so, do you know her?" and then thinks she's being inclusive...

    Thisleton Woodrow Amadeus Tunt
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to think that interviewer is probably being paid a healthy amount to ask that kind of question.

    cool_dat1
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear interveiwer I believe you should Know atleast 10 facts to do with the interviewee before interviewing them

    Steve Cruz
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In response to the BLURB below, "WANTING" is not a "second kind of pleasure." "FULFILLMENT" might be. Otherwise starving and destitute people the world over could be described as "in ecstasy."

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct answer: "I liked the food" (best if said in Korean through an interpreter).

    Kantami Blossom
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could say that is surprising but when you consider that I've seen Americans ask one of the most famous actors in Korea for years how it feels to be suddenly famous because one show went big in America😂 not to mention the Americans that think all British people are English(wars have actually been fought over claims like that) or that Scottish people are from Ireland😂

    Ella Greenman
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my comment appears everywhere, I meant to say some of us americans are karens

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    Carole Hamilton
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am from England and I was asked several times how Iearnt to speak English!

    Steven McCornack
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of singer-songwriter Elizabeth Cook being asked where she got the idea to write the song ‘My Heroin Addicted Sister’

    Christine Ladyman
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Brit, I was once asked if we had tv. When told yes, she went on to look amazed and ask if it was ALL the same programmes, too.

    AnnieLaurie Burke
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What??? You mean they don't speak English in Korea??? It must be the only place on Earth they don't! ;-)

    B.D. Reed
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask those questions in France (sub Korean for French in questions) and, I don't think there'd be much left of you to scrape off the floor. Just sayin'..

    Deborah Moth
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well actually I was going to make a movie in Swahili, but for some peculiar reason I was shouted down."

    Pieter Korremans
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    americans are a dying race. 126.000 dead till today. 308.000.000 minus 126.000 = 307.999.874. So in how many years do americans come extinct ?

    somnomania
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jesus christ. to korea, i'm very very sorry, we're just really stupid here sometimes, it's awful.

    Isabella Vega
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His reply, “I don’t rightly know...let me think about that”

    Sinkvenice
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    Wow. Just wow. America seems to forget that it isn't a supreme overlord that other parts of the world have to bow down to and appease. If there were a movie villain equivalent, it would be Xur from The Last Starfighte. I've heard so many people, when referring to subtitled films say, they want to watch a movie, not read. To quote Bugs Bunny, "You uncultured swine!"

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    Most Muricans haven't travelled much more than 100 miles from their home base...

    Nick
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well to be fair 100 miles in three directions and I'm still in the same state. I'm nearly in the same county. Europeans have a much shorter route to many vastly different cultures. And really your comment is pretty elitist. There are quite a few Americans that will never travel outside their state because they lack the financial ability to do so.

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    4 years ago

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    Because some (vide supra) Americans are too slow to keep up with subtitles?

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    The second kind of pleasure, ‘wanting,’ is associated with thrills and desire. It’s the second kind of pleasure that makes us do stupid things that can have lots of negative consequences.

    Sometimes, we say, “Damn the consequences” and do something small that’s stupid; no real harm done, right? Wrong. This can have a snowball effect and we’ll start doing dumber and dumber things. The next thing you know, we might end up on the internet before our brain.exe could reboot and save the day.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tweet she twote twas twitty. "Twote" has to become a verb(past tense)

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    Rowlie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the kid reads a lot, because for sure they will not learn a lot from their parent

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    Tabitha L
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha. That is great. This person probably thought the were being so profound.

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    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are waterproof. That's why we don't swell up with water like a sponge when we sit in the bath. The problem is clothes.

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    No, It Does Not Have A 2nd Part

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    Nicola Roberts
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha Do you think it's too late to tell him "No there isn't"?

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    Elementary School Dropouts Ahead

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    Rowlie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see potential for business here- how about if I sold 1/10 pound burgers, or 1/25 ....would people still buy it (at lower cost of course)

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    Nadine Khazaka
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a little shocked that they could post his whole name and address until I remembered it's a freaking fake ID *facepalms hard*

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    Tracey Hirt
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do this many Americans really not know that the Arabic Numeral System is the most widely-used number system in the world, including in the US?

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    Palestinian warrior
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wth!! Do they actually think that people BLEND BABIES???!! And anyway abortions happen before the baby is even developed, at the earliest stage

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    I Read It On The Internet, It Must Be True

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    Ahm, Who Wants To Tell Her

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    Malakai
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, Megan, you hot mess indeed.... From a Southern gal, God bless your poor little heart

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    Welcome To Calculus 101

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That poor teacher. Going to Irish up his coffee on the lunch break to get through the day

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    Idiotic Landlord

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    Pensive
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd assume the landlord meant photos of the dials and pilot light on the hot water service outside the house. In which case, the fail here lies with Patrick.

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    To Be Fair, It Is A Family Guy

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aha watching family guy right now! This is something i can see me doing XD

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    Woman Cuts A Hole In The Face Mask So That It’s Easier To Breathe

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The facemask thing as demonstrated just how many moronic adults there are out there. Its not rocket science to put one on right and yet . . .

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    She Doesn’t Speak English And I’m 90% Sure That The Last Line Is A Google Translation Of Sugar Daddy And I Can’t Stop Laughing

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    How Stupid Soap Opera Can Be

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    Tracey Hirt
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I feel stupid! All this time, I’ve been using my pulse oximeter on my finger!

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why sex ed instead of "abstinence only" would be a good idea. Also why Americans need to stop demonizing sex. Its a perfectly normal biological function

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    If Only Someone Had Thought Of That

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there was a way to stop these people from breeding. They owe it to the gene pool.

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    Vaccines = Tide Pods

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    Me_thecrazycatlady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Likely the person that posted that shares more than 80% of their DNA with banana peels.

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    It Will Never Happen Again I Guess

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    Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

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    Tried To Hang A Curtain Over My Front Door, But Didn’t Realize What I Did Until I Stepped Back

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job he’s not speaking to a cop. He’s just given the game away.

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    Wearing Glasses Defines Your Sexuality

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    Actually, That's Exactly What You Voted For

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    Christophe Beunens
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When a hard Brexit comes, they can even go to the embassy to get a Visa, before entering Europe. That should reduce the queues at the immigration

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    To Do Math

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    #66

    Maybe He Should Hire Someone For That

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one can speak for the president. Only Donald can speak for the president and he's got words, big words, tremendous big words and number, big numbers, tremendous big numbers. And no one has bigger numbers than he does, And he understands them, those tremendous numbers. Because he has friends, good friends, good close friends that asked him how he knew so much numbers. And words, also, words, No one has ever known so much about words as he does.

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    We Have Ourselves A Genius

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    “Read A Book”

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    Cassie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids and I once received a lengthy lecture from an old man in a doctor's office waiting room about how kids are always "playing on devices" and "never read books anymore". The device we each had was a Kindle and we were all literally reading books.

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    Well, Obviously, You Have To Have Blue Eyes For It To Work

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    A Guy At My Wife's Job Still Thinks That His New Plant Is A Cactus. It's Actually A Pickle That Is Replaced By A New One Each 2 Days

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    It's been like that for 2 weeks now

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    #74

    Thinking That Everyone In Chernobyl Is Called Conrad

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    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Greetings, Conrad!" "Good to see you, Conrad!" "Have you spoken to our Conrad lately?" "Shh! Our mutual Conrad must not be mentioned in such a public setting! No Conrads here! Except the two of us Conrads, obviously!"

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    I Can't Show You Proof Vaccines Are Dangerous Because The Government Controls The Internet

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    America Is The Reason You Have Cars. Nope

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    Blind People Can’t Draw

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a blind woman who loved to paint. She hadn't gone blind until later in life. As long as someone told her which color was which she was happy as a clam.

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    "Ghost Baby" In Son's Crib

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    So last night I was positive there was a ghost baby in the bed with my son. I was so freaked out, I barely slept. I even tried creeping in there with a flashlight while my son was sleeping. Well, this morning I go to investigate a bit further. It turns out my husband just forgot to put the mattress protector on when he changed the sheets. I could kill him.

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    My Wife Said Measure The Door, I Told Her All Doors Are The Same Size

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    Tracey Hirt
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss has a sign in his office that says, “When in doubt, do it the way your wife told you to the first time.”

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    Just Realized My Soap Wasn’t Working Because It’s Literally A Block Of Cheese

    Just Realized My Soap Wasn’t Working Because It’s Literally A Block Of Cheese

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does one physically make this mistake? At what point does one accidentally swap soap with cheese?

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    #92

    Ah Yes, This Will Help The Blind

    Ah Yes, This Will Help The Blind

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    #93

    CB At Wally World Thinks They Deserve A Discount Because The Kayak Got Wet

    CB At Wally World Thinks They Deserve A Discount Because The Kayak Got Wet

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    Ivo H
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if the kayak was there for a longer period of time, the sun, wind and other things could have damage it enough to put it in sale. And maybe the conversation wasn't so "stupid" after all. I can imagine him asking how much is it and after he found out it's too expensive, he could just ask if there is any sale for the displayed one.

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    #94

    “Please Stop Using It”

    “Please Stop Using It”

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    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news, every day I am... I don't know it's just the way I am..." - Eminam... er, Eminem...

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    #97

    It’s Not A Real Fire

    It’s Not A Real Fire

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    Troux
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The look on his face is amazing. To be fair..it's still manufacturing a TV and using electricity just to be wall art.

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    #98

    Sometimes You Wonder

    Sometimes You Wonder

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    Chris Wade
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't possibly be this stupid... The effort of covering the car aside, you would be painting the calipers, brake pads, disks and everything. That can't possibly be/look good.

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    #100

    Nailed It

    Nailed It

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    Jayne Kyra
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rather unprofessional of the supervisor to just ask for a person instead of doing any kind of introduction. "Hello, this is X with Y company. Have I reached Z?"

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    #101

    You Can’t Make It Up

    You Can’t Make It Up

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    papski
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    contrary to popular belief (and EU propaganda), "Europe" and "The EU" are not one and the same...

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    #102

    Umm That’s Not How Percentages Work

    Umm That’s Not How Percentages Work

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    #103

    He Didn't Want His Xbox To Get A Virus

    He Didn't Want His Xbox To Get A Virus

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe he didn’t want to play with someone who coughs into a microphone as it’s damn annoying.

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    #105

    Math Be Hard

    Math Be Hard

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billionaires only exist by not paying people properly and by not giving their staff decent working conditions.

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    #106

    Jeez, NASA Just Take A Picture

    Jeez, NASA Just Take A Picture

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    Scagsy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like a picture of an alien as well if you're taking requests NASA

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    #107

    Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me

    Yesterday, I Asked My Coworker To Send Me A Description Of The Investors I’ll Be Meeting Today. This Is What He Sent Me

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    #109

    The First Ingredient Is Honey, So It Probably Mostly Is

    The First Ingredient Is Honey, So It Probably Mostly Is

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    #110

    Because Math

    Because Math

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    Nela Rothenbach
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my....someone take a screenshot of some of the comments here and add it to the list

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    #111

    Hello Georgie

    Hello Georgie

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    #112

    Old Man Smoking While Pumping Gas. When The Attendant Told Him He Couldn’t Smoke While Pumping Gas, He Replied “It’s Diesel, Not Gas”

    Old Man Smoking While Pumping Gas. When The Attendant Told Him He Couldn’t Smoke While Pumping Gas, He Replied “It’s Diesel, Not Gas”

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    Fish Boden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair you can't ignite diesel fumes in the same way as you can with petrol.

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    #113

    Damn, If Bike Gears Scare The Kid Then Car Engines Are Gonna Traumatize Them

    Damn, If Bike Gears Scare The Kid Then Car Engines Are Gonna Traumatize Them

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    Shelp
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time for you to spin the gears really fast while doing your best evil laugh

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    #114

    Bluetooth Hose

    Bluetooth Hose

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought one of these, but they are useless if your waterpipes don't have Bluetooth also. Another $100 down the drain.

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    #117

    Some People Aren’t Even Trying

    Some People Aren’t Even Trying

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    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This story gets even worse. The customer only bought something that was 64 cents.

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    #118

    Do I Really Have To Tell Them Or Should I Let Them Figure It Out

    Do I Really Have To Tell Them Or Should I Let Them Figure It Out

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    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope it wasn't the teacher who sent the original text, but the way it's worded...

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    #119

    When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

    When The Bakers Make The Mix Wrong And Don’t Realize Yeast Doesn’t Just Stop Working Because It’s In A Dumpster

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    Malakai
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean this isn't great, but I'm not sure what else they could've done with it. Also this was posted in another article like...yesterday

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    #121

    You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

    You're Standing Right In Front Of The Best Example In The Whole World That Proves That Walls Don't Work

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both bigoted and stupid all in one tweet. Just needs a MAGA hat for the trifecta

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    #122

    Welp, Better Throw This iPhone Out Then

    Welp, Better Throw This iPhone Out Then

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    #123

    It's About Time To Learn What The Real Italian Cuisine Is

    It's About Time To Learn What The Real Italian Cuisine Is

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    #124

    Columbia Professor Accidentally Poisons Self Rather Than Get Flu Shot

    Columbia Professor Accidentally Poisons Self Rather Than Get Flu Shot

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poisoned himself and told people how to make cyanide. Maybe take the semester off dude.

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    #125

    My Mother-In-Law Keeps Complaining That Her Kindle Wouldn’t Charge

    My Mother-In-Law Keeps Complaining That Her Kindle Wouldn’t Charge

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    #127

    Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

    Pretty Sure It’s A Pringle’s Holder

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    MrTree1779
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing re-hydrates a man like a can of cheese-flavored Pringles

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    #128

    Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability

    Mother Knew I Wanted A Roomba But Didn't Want To Waste That Much Money On One. So She Found One For A Bargain. Note, It Has Zero Vacuuming Ability

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    #129

    Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Sign

    Maybe Not The Best Choice For A Sign

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    Christophe Beunens
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually she wanted to point out that she made something of her life, after the divorce. Good for her!

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    #130

    The “Boat” Scene

    The “Boat” Scene

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    martin734
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert: It is a physical impossibility to recreate that scene for real, the air trapped under the boat would make it too buoyant for two men to hold it on the bottom.

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    #133

    My Sister Drove Her Entire Way To Work Like This, And She Had To Call Our Dad To Find Out What Was Wrong With Her Car

    My Sister Drove Her Entire Way To Work Like This, And She Had To Call Our Dad To Find Out What Was Wrong With Her Car

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    #134

    One Of My Coworkers Was Eager To Unpack Her New Mouse

    One Of My Coworkers Was Eager To Unpack Her New Mouse

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    #135

    Always Gotta Be Inclusive

    Always Gotta Be Inclusive

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, it's just about being represented and blind people don't have to be able to see emojis to be able to use them. My adult niece is blind and she always sends emojis.

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    #136

    Facebook Gem

    Facebook Gem

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    Gogubaci
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    are we not going to talk about how the dog's identity is protected lmao

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    #137

    Cooking Skills Out Of This World

    Cooking Skills Out Of This World

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    #138

    At Least He Realized His Mistake

    At Least He Realized His Mistake

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    #139

    Theo Is Very Confused

    Theo Is Very Confused

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    #140

    Confused

    Confused

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    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two people with the same name? Ridiculous. I'd know if there was another Vanta Black out there, but I've never seen one.

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    #141

    My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

    My Coworker Returned The Front Desk Stapler Like This. Told Me It Ran Out Of Staples

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    #142

    Fixing A Toilet Leak. I'm An Idiot

    Fixing A Toilet Leak. I'm An Idiot

    I took 2 trips to Home Depot, worked with a hernia, spent a load of time putting the wax ring and screws on... Only to install the toilet and forget about the door.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On top of that I forgot that I could unhinge the door and fix the situation....

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    #144

    So This Happened

    So This Happened

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    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They wouldn't have survived being swallowed. Stomach acid would have killed them. So he probably inserted them the other end...

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    #146

    My Neighbor Is So Bright

    My Neighbor Is So Bright

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    Lily Lu
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, that is something you don't know if you lived on the equator your whole life and got to North America for the first time.

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    #147

    Idiot Detected

    Idiot Detected

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    #148

    She Didn't Think It Through

    She Didn't Think It Through

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    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair I remember a child's book that kept calling orange yellow. Maybe she read the same one. I wish I could remember the book title. It'd probably be a laugh now.

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    #149

    I'm An Idiot. Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

    I'm An Idiot. Just Painted The Stairs To My Basement Now I'm Trapped

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    #150

    God Dammit People

    God Dammit People

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    #151

    Welp

    Welp

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    MrTree1779
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you quit that very moment because you're excited that you won the lottery, you probably didn't like your job too much anyway, and thought nothing of your crew. In any case, good luck getting the job back.

    #152

    Well That's An Interesting Conspiracy Theory

    Well That's An Interesting Conspiracy Theory

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    Nevid
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Georges Pompidou, president of France between June 1969 and April 1974 died in office of a cancer.

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    #153

    10 Hours Later

    10 Hours Later

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    Vanta Black
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Burn, damn you! Burn!" "This is what you get for shopping at a dollar store!" "There must be some reason it won't light..." *drops the candle* "...huh... 2 C batteries... didn't know they still made those..."

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    #154

    "Why Would I Need To Learn About Chemistry?"

    "Why Would I Need To Learn About Chemistry?"

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’ll slosh everywhere if it doesn’t melt the buckets.

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    #155

    I Bought A Used Car And Have Been Waiting For My License Plates, Even After Receiving My Registration With License Plate Number. I'm An Idiot

    I Bought A Used Car And Have Been Waiting For My License Plates, Even After Receiving My Registration With License Plate Number. I'm An Idiot

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    Samantha Lomb
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, in fairness the dealer tags are not usually used to cover permanent tags but are good for 30 days and have to be exchanged when the car is registered

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    #156

    There Are No Koalas In The Amazon

    There Are No Koalas In The Amazon

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    #157

    Good Thing They Have Windshield Visor

    Good Thing They Have Windshield Visor

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    #158

    Is It So Hard To Get Just A Little Proof?

    Is It So Hard To Get Just A Little Proof?

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    Ritchat
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not stupidity, that's a joke about John Cena being invisible that even turned into a meme ("you can't see me"). https://www.quora.com/Can-somebody-explain-to-me-about-John-Cena-you-cant-see-me-joke

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