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Kids aren't the smartest. Sure, one moment they might drop a philosophical and poetic line that seems to tap into some universal truth and make you wonder about it for the rest of the day, but the next they might be shoving a straw into an orange, trying to have some juice.
So let's take a minute and have a little innocent laugh at them, shall we? I mean, people who witnessed our, let's call them, less fortunate moments have certainly had so it's only fair we enjoy what the younger generation has to offer too, right? We earned it.
That's why we at Bored Panda put together a new list of pictures that capture children at times they seemed to have no idea how the world actually works. Continue scrolling to check out the images and fire up our earlier articles here and here to catch up on the series.
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#1
Kids Will Be Kids
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#2
How Do You Expect Kids To Live With Such Narrow Minded Parents?
How much you talk with your child can be really important to their development. In the mid-1990s, an interesting discovery was made about a stark difference in language achievement in children. Researchers Betty Hart and Todd Risley visited families from different socioeconomic groups, spending an hour each month recording them over more than two years.
Going through the data, they found that children from the poorest backgrounds heard one-third as many words per hour as those from higher-income backgrounds. Scaling up, the researchers proposed that by the time the children were four years old, there would be a 30-million word gap between children from poor backgrounds compared to those in wealthier, professional households.
#3
Dropping The Phone Will Hurt Grandma
#4
Ahh Yes, That's Reasonable
#5
My Son Thought This Light Switch Would Control The Lights In The Store
As Melissa Hogenboom pointed out for the BBC, this study was far from ideal. It had a small sample size, and it's not entirely clear if the word gap is as large as the researchers first suggested.
Critics have since shown that low-income children hear many more words than Hart and Risley reported when factoring in language they overhear from conversations both inside and outside the home.
But responding to these critics, another group highlighted that "young children do not profit from overheard speech about topics of interest to adults."
#6
Never Give Up On Your Dreams
Zophra 2 years ago
I am becoming jaded and suspicious of so many of these types of posts...
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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago
"Carried Away By Owls" sounds like a fantastic name for an Indie folk-rock band.
HarriMissesScotland 2 years ago
got most of the sky right. And I too, want to be carried away by owls.
Jonathan Warren 2 years ago
Hmmm... to know the exact number of owls necessary to lift a child is suspicious.
TrinaKA 2 years ago
I used to teach first grade. The excellent handwriting is secondary to the correct spelling on my suspicion radar. Especially the word "carried". That is not a first grade sight word and you can't sound it out and get it correct. I call BS. Unless Daniel was a English language spelling savant at age 6, from outside the U.S., or mom/dad wrote it for him.
GRUBHUB DELIVERY 2 years ago
Carried away by owls? Pshhhh I’m gonna go get dragged underwater by a croc
Courtney Standard 2 years ago
I have taught 1st grade for 6 years and this looked suspicious to me because of the picture. I have had students who have better handwriting than most adults but I have never had a student who could draw clouds that neatly. And I have never seen a student draw birds like that. Adults do because it is an easy shortcut, but kids always draw the entire bird. Last thing, the random capital L on owLs is suspicious because kids never capitalize only one random letter. They switch between capital and lowercase letters in every word. But maybe I am wrong. 🤷🏻♀️
Mark Tucker 2 years ago
As long as you're still working towards your goals everything's great.
Ariëtte van Rij 2 years ago
Daniel is trying to be funny. His Twitter profile says he's a cartoonist/comedian.
𝔓𝔲𝔯𝔭𝔩𝔢 ℜ𝔞𝔢𝔑 2 years ago
... and now we know where the inspiration for "Harry Potter" TRULY came from! -LOL -J/K!!!
Nay Wilson 2 years ago
i love how specific he is. he doesnt want to be carried away by birds, he wants to be carried away by owls :-)
Betsy Novack 2 years ago
Man. A first grader can't even get a break. Word walls, stories on the Prometheus Board. I worked with a little girl from China that the only way I could explain the little play the other kids acted out as Little Red Riding hood was to draw funny pictures. When I help her write her paper, I'd use my phone to translate. A mother first grader who spoke from Russia and also spoke Chinese listend translation on my phone and said, "that doesn't sound like any Chinese I ever heard". And then translated verbally for her. Never underestimate the power of a determined 1st grader.
Betsy Novack 2 years ago
I found my older brother's essay from 4th or 5th grade about why he hates girls. And he was all made because I hated Bozo the Clown an SC would switch the channel. And how I sat on a record of his.
Hannah Edwards 2 years ago
My daughter wanted to be a fire engine, or if that didn’t pan out, a princess. My son wanted to be a dinosaur.
CATMONSTER2018 2 years ago
Perhaps im overthinking it and they changed their last name/ (Have a middle name). But... On the paper, the name says "Daniel L." but his name is "Daniel Spencer (S)"
Mermaid Elle-Jaye 2 years ago
It’s fake as hell and a bad one too 😂 source: in art school one of my fave sub subject is the adult drawn art for ‘kids art’ in marketing etc, you can tell by the lines, consistency and how parallel body parts are, shading consistency and more
Mobey Drunk 2 years ago
Compared with what we're dealing with now, I would have no problem with this.
Annaliese Coppin 2 years ago
Bro I tried reading my first grade hand writing I think I spelled worm? I have no clue
Ogidi Girl 2 years ago
Why do folks complain about authenticity? Aren't these just for entertainment???
Britches are for everyone 2 years ago
This aspiration beats anything any kid has wanted for themselves ever. No one has EVER been carried away by owls. Dream big, kid.
#7
Important Questions For The Doctor
Zedrapazia 2 years ago
I remember when I was a kid, the local mayor came to talk to us and answer some of our questions. My best friend decided to ask him how often he changes his underwear.
#8
Just Lost My Foot After A Motorcycle Accident. This Is The Sticker My Son Chose To Decorate My Brace
However, if this word gap does exist, it is problematic because language is known to be one of the most important predictors of how well you are going to do later in life, from your earliest school years to university and so, might even be an indicator of the success of your future career.
Whether we're learning basic numeracy or articulating memories, we need language.
#9
He Refused To Let Me Help Him Order His Food Because He's A "Big Boy". Now He's Sitting Mad As Hell With His Egg On A Hot Dog Bun With Jalapeños And Black Olives
#10
That Went Downhill Fast
#11
We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today
Lady Goldberry 2 years ago
That kid has the eyes of a master criminal. 'You gonna use the 'no' word on me? Fine. I'm gonna sever your contact with the outside world...'
Scientists are even able to show how the brain responds to early language exposure. One group, led by Rachel Romeo, a neuroscientist and speech language pathologist at Boston Children’s Hospital, showed that conversational interactions can have a visible benefit on brain development.
The team recorded conversations in families’ homes monitoring both the amount of language they were exposed to and the number of conversational turns and discovered that children who had more turn-taking conversations were better at language comprehension tasks.
#12
Well It Was Definitely One Of You
#13
Would Not Stop Crying Until She Got Her Own Cone Of Shame
#14
My Niece Just Made Everyone Friends And Said "No Fighting". I Can't Stop Laughing
Jo Johannsen 2 years ago
Someone should try this on Putin. And if that fails, concrete overcoat.
#15
My Brother And I Met Our Favorite Super Hero (The Hulk) When We Were 4. We Were Frustrated Because Lou Ferrigno Wasn’t Green
Indeed, we have evidence that it is not passive hearing – or even the amount of words a child is exposed to – that matters most. Instead, it is the quality of the conversation that is important. The back and forth turn-taking nature that requires listening and responding.
It’s what Hirsh-Pasek and her long-time collaborator Roberta Golinkoff refer to as a “conversational duet”, as “you can’t sing it alone”. In fact, another study found that if a conversation is interrupted by a phone call, the child does not learn a newly presented word (they will learn it if the conversation is not interrupted).
#16
Oh My
#17
My 10-Year-Old Nephew Told His Mom He Doesn’t Know How His Phone Broke. He Just Woke Up And It Was Like That. A Few Days Later She Finds He Posted This On Youtube
#18
It Makes 1 Hour That They're Looking For Their Car Keys That Their Kid Buried Inside The Sand
#19
Toddler Got Her Hands On Hair Removal Lotion Instead Of Her Dad’s Hair Gel
Even if Hart and Risley's study wasn’t perfect, the idea that a significant socioeconomic gap exists has been replicated by numerous studies.
In 2008, for instance, Meredith Rowe of Harvard University found that types of conversations do differ significantly between low- and high-income families – in part due to the differing levels of education reached by the parents in these groups.
#20
If You Look Closely, You Can See My Son Hiding From Me
#21
The Neighbourhood Kid Loves My Cat And Insists That My Cat Loves Her Back. This Picture Accurately Shows How Much Kitty Loves Her
#23
My Baby Is Trying To Escape The Car To Play With A Baby In Another Car
Though a word gap can have lasting consequences, the good news is that all parents talk to their children at least sometimes. And if parents would focus more on the quality of interactions rather than quantity, then children could benefit.
The more social experiences they have, whether with their parents or with any other caregivers around them, the more they will learn.
#24
Crying Because She Found Out Her Mum’s Real Name
Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago
How dare you, next you're telling me you had a whole life before her!
#25
I Just Have To Post This So I Will Always Have The Memory
Me to my class: "Okay boys and girls, hang up your snacks so we can go into art class!" I laughed so hard! I love kindergarten!
#26
Time To Renew
#27
Playing Hide And Seek With A Toddler Is Always A Thrill
While the stress of day-to-day life can leave less time for talk and play, with a few subtle tweaks in how we speak to children – and how we listen to them – we can literally grow their brains for the better.
#28
My Child Has Tons Of Toys And Is Playing With An Onion
Nannychachi 2 years ago
I gave one of my granddaughters a real potato to play with as Mrs. Potatohead. She drew a face with a Sharpie and stuck old costume jewelry on it. Carried it around for days.
#29
Just Found Her Chilling Here For Over An Hour
#30
My Nephew Is Shooting For The Stars
#31
"We'll Split The Loot 50/50"
#32
No Stupid Questions. Just Stupid People
DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago
I asked my mom why I wasn't invited to her wedding, that took place two years before I was born
#33
My GF Works At A Daycare
#34
Gonna Save A Bunch Of Money On College
Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago
Well at least now you k ow he's capable of following instructions without asking, perfect for middle management lol.
#35
A House Of God
#36
My Little Sister vs. The Roomba
#37
My Son Was 6 When He Was Helping Us Move. Each Year This Memory Pops Up And It’s A Family Favourite
#38
Hide And Seek With My Niece
#39
"Mommy, There's Green Goo Coming Out Of My Waffle!" -My 6-Year-Old Son
#40
My Son Said He Was Hot And Wanted Ice Cream. This Is Not What I Expected
#41
Imaginary Friends Vibes
#42
My 10-Year-Old Brother Is Stupid As Hell
River Webb 2 years ago (edited)
hmm the hint is hard to figure out, anyone know what the password is?
#43
Baby Geniuses 2: Electric Boogaloo
#44
My 4-Year-Old Won't Stop Laughing About This Donut Smiley Face That's Wearing Sunglasses And Has Two Mouths
#45
My Nephew Wanted A Portrait Of George Washington. Thank Goodness He Didn’t Want A Portrait Of Ben Franklin
Shay 2 years ago
As someone who has worked as a bank teller, I can confirm that this bill is still acceptable. Someone brought in $200 dollars worth of 20’s that were torn right in half in exchange for new bills. He had thought he removed the cash from the envelope we put the money in. As long as each half of the bills serial number matches the other, and is legible, we just tape it together. If you’re really good, and have a steady hand, it’s almost not even noticeable. If the bill is in really bad shape, it’s sent back to the federal reserve as mutilated.
#46
She Dressed Herself. It's Definitely Backward
River Webb 2 years ago
girl genius may not be as genius as she thought, still a fine effort though
#47
I Guess I Don’t Have To Worry About College With This One
Henry Hagens 2 years ago
If you are young enough not to get that concept, you should not always have a phone in your pocket
#48
Me At 3 Years Old, Having A Meltdown, Because My Parents Sold Our Car, Little Blue
Nadine Bamberger 2 years ago (edited)
It was part of the family! Today you sell Little Blue, who says Little Taylor isn't next?
#49
He Didn't Want His Shoes To Get Wet, So He Put Paper Bags On His Feet And Waded Into The Ocean
DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago
I am 20 and today I was this🤏🏻 much away from using hand-wash on tooth brush instead of toothpaste
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HalfFinnishedAustralian 2 years ago
I remember as a kid, there was this one time where I wanted the heater on, but my parents said no. So being a kid I said, "I'm not cold, the room's cold!"
April Stephens 2 years ago
😂 Won't someone please think of the poor room?
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JessG 2 years ago
Yikes, y’all are so judgy. I don’t have kids, never wanted them, I’m just not a kid person. They can be annoying, infuriating and worrisome at times, like a drunk adult. I have always found it hard to talk to them, or hold babies, but also, it’s really hard for me to say “no”. BUT, we have NO idea who these people are, what their situations are, what their relationships are like, etc. so basically we know nothing about them, the parents, or who is even taking the picture. So why oh WHY must we judge the parents, or assume anything?! Geez, simmer down, this is supposed to be a fun post, and surely these people don’t want to be lectured about their parenting based on one photo!
Jo Choto 2 years ago
These are not naughty kids. These are either a) normal kids or b) kids whose parents have apparently never learned the basic requirements of child supervision.
Joybug 2 years ago
Oh, what about me? As a toddler I ate massive chunks of my wood crib.
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Black Pearl 🇺🇦 2 years ago
Once as a kid I tried to fake being sick to go home early from school. I was caught almost immediately by my mother, not because I was horrible at lying, but because as soon as she left my room when she brought me home I started loudly celebrating and saying "I got home from school early!" She had barely even left my doorway.
martin734 2 years ago
Thank you, Bored Panda. Another 133 examples of why I really, really don't want children.
Mary Jeffries 2 years ago
I love how watching kids in action really shows us how much we learn in our early years. They take so much literally and feel so passionately about just about everything. Much of their work in the early years is to explore and figure out how their world works. I find it fascinating.
Remy 2 years ago
I laughed so hard at these! I have one very distinct dumb memory from my childhood. I believed in "Mr. Pumpkin". For those of you who don't know, he who was this giant pumpkin that came alive on Halloween and handed out candy to the kids who finished their dinner (and vegetables). He was also letting you know you could start your trick-or-treating. It was literally just one of my parents ringing the doorbell, but since I wasn't allowed to open the door for strangers I never made it in time to see him before he made it back onto the roof! Also yes, it was a giant pumpkin decoration that the neighbors put up every year that my parents used to inspire the Mr. Pumpkin tale.
Remy 2 years ago
What makes this dumb... is that I also thought everyone believed in Mr. Pumpkin, almost like Santa Claus.
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Thalia Lovering 2 years ago
When I was around 3 I thought that my dad, who was working for the British embassy in Athens, was going to London to work every day.
Jackie Lulu 2 years ago
My sister was ironing clothes for school and burnt her hand she yelled to our mom, "I burned my hand on the iron!" Mom yelled back, "Put butter on it!" She put butter on the iron.
Ashlyn Kearney 2 years ago
SO my sister.....when she was a kid loved people. She would hug people she didn't know and one day she went up to a MAN and said ¨I love you can we get married.¨ The guy was standing next to his wife and 3 kids.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago
Here's a magical shiny gold star for you! Do you want a trophy as well?
Load More Replies... HalfFinnishedAustralian 2 years ago
I remember as a kid, there was this one time where I wanted the heater on, but my parents said no. So being a kid I said, "I'm not cold, the room's cold!"
April Stephens 2 years ago
😂 Won't someone please think of the poor room?
Load More Replies... JessG 2 years ago
Yikes, y’all are so judgy. I don’t have kids, never wanted them, I’m just not a kid person. They can be annoying, infuriating and worrisome at times, like a drunk adult. I have always found it hard to talk to them, or hold babies, but also, it’s really hard for me to say “no”. BUT, we have NO idea who these people are, what their situations are, what their relationships are like, etc. so basically we know nothing about them, the parents, or who is even taking the picture. So why oh WHY must we judge the parents, or assume anything?! Geez, simmer down, this is supposed to be a fun post, and surely these people don’t want to be lectured about their parenting based on one photo!
Jo Choto 2 years ago
These are not naughty kids. These are either a) normal kids or b) kids whose parents have apparently never learned the basic requirements of child supervision.
Joybug 2 years ago
Oh, what about me? As a toddler I ate massive chunks of my wood crib.
Load More Replies... Black Pearl 🇺🇦 2 years ago
Once as a kid I tried to fake being sick to go home early from school. I was caught almost immediately by my mother, not because I was horrible at lying, but because as soon as she left my room when she brought me home I started loudly celebrating and saying "I got home from school early!" She had barely even left my doorway.
martin734 2 years ago
Thank you, Bored Panda. Another 133 examples of why I really, really don't want children.
Mary Jeffries 2 years ago
I love how watching kids in action really shows us how much we learn in our early years. They take so much literally and feel so passionately about just about everything. Much of their work in the early years is to explore and figure out how their world works. I find it fascinating.
Remy 2 years ago
I laughed so hard at these! I have one very distinct dumb memory from my childhood. I believed in "Mr. Pumpkin". For those of you who don't know, he who was this giant pumpkin that came alive on Halloween and handed out candy to the kids who finished their dinner (and vegetables). He was also letting you know you could start your trick-or-treating. It was literally just one of my parents ringing the doorbell, but since I wasn't allowed to open the door for strangers I never made it in time to see him before he made it back onto the roof! Also yes, it was a giant pumpkin decoration that the neighbors put up every year that my parents used to inspire the Mr. Pumpkin tale.
Remy 2 years ago
What makes this dumb... is that I also thought everyone believed in Mr. Pumpkin, almost like Santa Claus.
Load More Replies... Thalia Lovering 2 years ago
When I was around 3 I thought that my dad, who was working for the British embassy in Athens, was going to London to work every day.
Jackie Lulu 2 years ago
My sister was ironing clothes for school and burnt her hand she yelled to our mom, "I burned my hand on the iron!" Mom yelled back, "Put butter on it!" She put butter on the iron.
Ashlyn Kearney 2 years ago
SO my sister.....when she was a kid loved people. She would hug people she didn't know and one day she went up to a MAN and said ¨I love you can we get married.¨ The guy was standing next to his wife and 3 kids.
Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 2 years ago
Here's a magical shiny gold star for you! Do you want a trophy as well?
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