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50 Of The Most Brilliant Comebacks Ever Screenshotted, As Shared On The ‘Clever Comebacks’ Twitter Page (New Pics)
Comeback refers to a quick reply to a critical remark which basically shuts down the critic immediately. The best comebacks are always a step ahead in restoring karma, defending the accused ones, and making that snap which is entertaining to anyone who witnesses it.
And since experiencing a real-life clapback which is both fun and witty is somewhat rare, we turn to the internet, or this Twitter page, to be precise, to give ourselves a masterclass in savage comebacks.
Named “Clever Comebacks,” the page is busy sharing exactly what it promises in the title and from 75.5k followers, it seems like it’s doing a pretty good job. More masterclass comebacks from the same account can be found in our previous feature right here!
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#1
Paulo Freitas 2 years ago
Call the fire department, thats is not a burn, thats a frikking forest fire....
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In a previous interview, Bored Panda spoke with Abigail Paul, an actress, standup comedian and improviser who has been giving seminars on incorporating theatre techniques for purposes beyond the stage to schools, businesses and organizations.
Abigail argues that the secret to any comeback is connection. “If you are really listening to (and connecting with) another person, you are taking them in fully, aware of who they are, the context in which you are dealing with this person,” she said.
#5
The lesbian knitting panda 2 years ago
if the shoes are long enough that takes care of social distancing
Moreover, according to the comedian, people do this assessment unconsciously. In fact, we aren't even always aware that we are always sizing up other people. “This is too often because we are so focused on ourselves.” A great comeback feels great because it was earned, Abigail argues. “It was spontaneous. The commenter was probably really listening. It was unique to that moment, set of people, situation,” she told us some time ago.
#7
Hotdogking 2 years ago
Yeah, that’s because we’re so.... I can’t be bothered to finish that sentence 🥱😴
One of the biggest challenges in saying a comeback is making sure it doesn’t sound mean. But Abigail reminds us that a comeback is not a clapback. The latter one “is generally sarcastic, but a clapback might be fun among friends.”
At the same time, the context of a situation always matters. “In working on status exercises in improv, we try to get people to see that the easiest way to raise another person's status is to lower their own. We see that in standup comedy too. Usually it works best if the comic is the butt of the joke, not the audience. (There are plenty of exceptions.)”
#10
girlsrock4ever 2 years ago
And also, expecting them to be happy is first of all sexist, and also dumb because how would they be happy when so many problems plague femalekind, like pink tax, groping, jerks like this guy, etc. Today in my bus some guy apparently pulled up the shirt of & touched this girl in her private parts. That girl is a 4th grader, and that guy is that age or younger! (my school goes from Nursery to 12th grade).
#11
Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago (edited)
Haters gonna hate. Potatoes gonna potate. Karens gonna talk to a lawyer about suing an underage child. Something tells me there's more than just hairstyle why kids call that karen, karen.
While you don’t need to be too self-effacing for a good comeback, if it can lift other people up, the job is done. “When it works well and gains the speaker a laugh and cements the bond that says, we are in this together,” Abigail explained.
While comebacks can be used as an excellent communication tool, listening skills are the most important thing. “Paying attention, making accurate observations about the people in the room, and how they feel—these are the tools that will make a comeback really shine,” Abigail explained.
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#15
Hotdogking 2 years ago
My granddad died of Parkinson’s so it would be a slap in the face for me if a cure is discovered now
#18
The lesbian knitting panda 2 years ago
certainly played a part in my communism love story comrade
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#25
Marleinah Smith 2 years ago
True beauty comes from the inside. This new gf must be a better person than the ex.
#27
The lesbian knitting panda 2 years ago
and PASSPORTS! EVERY COUNTRY YOU'VE BEEN TO HAD THOSE!! THE HORRORR
#31
The lesbian knitting panda 2 years ago
well it involves a time machine, some ballpoint pens and a whole lot of dumplings. Who's with me?
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#42
Autistic apricot 2 years ago (edited)
I get so mad at this, if the rest of the clothes turned back, why didn’t the shoe? And also if the shoe didn’t turn back when it fell off, why didn’t she take off other things so they would stay?
GirlFriday 2 years ago
If Cinderella would have just stripped naked, say around 11:45, she could have stayed with the Prince and avoided all of that trouble.
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Zedrapazia 2 years ago
As far as I remember Grims original, it didn't fall off, but the prince tried to catch her in a human sized glue trap on a stair on the floor and it got stuck
Abby da great 2 years ago
And if you think about it the prince was a creep who stalked her through the entire kingdom
Violet Jensen 2 years ago (edited)
I wrote a retelling where Cinderella was a trans girl at her senior prom and the “prince” was like “well, there’s probably only one girl in town with size 14 in men’s.”
Michelle C 2 years ago
Well duh...it's a glass slipper, and glass isn't breathable so her foot got sweaty and it slipped off...imagine the smell
MarchingBanda786 2 years ago
Hmmmm I wonder what the censored words say, they blurred them out soooo well
tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa 2 years ago
Book recommendation: Cinderella is dead. It's awesome and there's lesbians
Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago
Yes I've heard about that one. Hopefully will read it soon
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NekoNonsense 2 years ago
It honestly kills me that nobody seems to know that in the Grimm's fairytale the prince put pitch on the steps of the stairs outside the palace in the hopes of stopping Cinderella from running away on that last night of the dances (there were three nights of dances, first one she wore all silver, the second she wore all gold, the third night, diamonds and glass slippers). But Cinderella ran down the steps covered in pitch, and that's why the glass slipper fell off her foot and got left behind. Disney has f'd up so many of the Grimm's Fairytales... and other fairytales and stories too.
K.A. Hansen 2 years ago
The prince shouldn't have needed the dang shoe to fit, he should've remembered her FACE.
Daniel-Teodor Circa 2 years ago
Disney are trying to wash their sins of portraying the girl like week persons who's jurny is to get a prince with introducing lesbians in their stories and this is a good thing because if before the girl stayed with a person for their status and then for the others thing now the love is the most important
the laughing koala 2 years ago
in the original story he saw what house she went into also the clothes did not change back
Marcus Rantala 2 years ago
I recall a version of the original story did not speak of a "shoe", but a fur slipper (sp?). That's old folk tales for you.
Ashley Schriber 2 years ago
What about the fact that this prince was supposedly in love with her, but couldn't recognize her by sight? Could he not be bothered to leave his home to identify her? Did he suffer from prosopagnosia?
#43
The lesbian knitting panda 2 years ago
do. not. put. the. salmon. in. the. wet. towels. and. then. the. microwave.
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Kevin J. Henning 2 years ago
Frank Zappa once said when you reduce a concept to a bumper sticker mentality you are in deep s**t. Lots of snappy comebacks though.
Pink kitty 2 years ago
Yeah I feel like I saw all these before. Here. On BP.
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hi myself, gay weirdo🇺🇦️ 2 years ago
Lol once in class my teacher said the name of some show that I forgot it’s name, and one kid was like,” lemme guess, an old person show,” and the teacher just stopped in her tracks but she is a nice teacher so she didn’t take it too seriously and later she was talking about discounts, and said that there are discounts for people like senior discounts and she said specifically to the one kid that no, she isn’t old enough for it not expecting anything, and he said “really?” It was hilarious lol
Squee She 2 years ago (edited)
Including all the religious posts, seems you just wanted to start a thread on bulling 😂 man, this comment section was harsh! edit: why the down votes? I never said I didn't agree with it, only stated the bullying.
Jameson Lechner 2 years ago
Your consideration is greatly appreciated. Thank you.
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Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
Likely because, sadly, they are presenting themselves often as the most ridiculous figures in our modern society today. When you spout fully ignorant rhetoric about atheists or women or groups of people in general, why would you be surprised you're going to get owned?
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Kevin J. Henning 2 years ago
Frank Zappa once said when you reduce a concept to a bumper sticker mentality you are in deep s**t. Lots of snappy comebacks though.
Pink kitty 2 years ago
Yeah I feel like I saw all these before. Here. On BP.
Load More Replies... hi myself, gay weirdo🇺🇦️ 2 years ago
Lol once in class my teacher said the name of some show that I forgot it’s name, and one kid was like,” lemme guess, an old person show,” and the teacher just stopped in her tracks but she is a nice teacher so she didn’t take it too seriously and later she was talking about discounts, and said that there are discounts for people like senior discounts and she said specifically to the one kid that no, she isn’t old enough for it not expecting anything, and he said “really?” It was hilarious lol
Squee She 2 years ago (edited)
Including all the religious posts, seems you just wanted to start a thread on bulling 😂 man, this comment section was harsh! edit: why the down votes? I never said I didn't agree with it, only stated the bullying.
Jameson Lechner 2 years ago
Your consideration is greatly appreciated. Thank you.
Load More Replies... Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
Likely because, sadly, they are presenting themselves often as the most ridiculous figures in our modern society today. When you spout fully ignorant rhetoric about atheists or women or groups of people in general, why would you be surprised you're going to get owned?
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