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Church signs are a staple of small-community life. They’re one of the first things you see when you drive through a cute town center and often give you an idea of what kind of neighborhood you’ve just entered.
But most of the time, they’re more than a way for religious institutions to reach out to people, share the gospel, and resonate with their town’s sense of community. These roadside signs can be a valuable and unexpected source of… entertainment. You know what we’re talking about. Those short, extra clever, and sometimes quite ambiguous church sign sayings you can’t help but look at, hoping to find a rib-tickling pun or joke.
After all, you know what they say: if you’ve got it, flaunt it. And if your church has also got a funny bone, consider yourself lucky — making people laugh is an art form.
Now, thanks to the internet’s insatiable appetite for all things strange and humorous, we can look at some of the most hilarious church signs from around the country! Can you imagine the days before the internet when you couldn’t just search for clever church sign ideas for your church’s outdoor panel? Crazy how they could come up with them with no help.
These funny church signs will have you cracking up, whether it’s a clever play on words or a pun-tastic double meaning. Only one thing is sure — these people knew exactly what they were doing!
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#1
Don't Hold Guns
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#2
Love Thy Neighbor
#3
Sign In Front Of Oregon Church
Basic White B1tch 2 years ago (edited)
THIS! I always say that Christians are the judgiest ppl ever. And I grew up in a Christian home, so I should know Edit: this has gotten a couple comments, so I'm editing to say that a lot of Christians are super judgey and use religion to justify that, didnt mean to offend anyone
#5
An Incontrovertible Truth On My Church’s Sign Today
#6
Christian Oxymoron
Waddling Land Fish 2 years ago
When other Christians are being homophobic, I ask “When Jesus comes again, will he accept those who loved despite the hate or those who hated?”
#7
Pick One
#8
Refugee Jesus
#9
Two Dads
#10
Terms & Conditions
#11
Let God Sort 'Em Out
#12
Church Sign Of The Week With Traffic Report
#13
Advice From God
#14
The Best Version Of Yourself
#15
Noah And Mosquitoes
Moex-I010. 2 years ago
For all those animals you think never needed to be in this world... think about the ecosystem and biodiversity (Religion/Science). 😌
#16
Damn You Obama
Lianna Bolt 2 years ago
Is the skull octopus real? Or is it a joke ? Looks like the Hydra icon from Marvel.
#17
Details Inside
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
So hot it’s a preview of coming attractions if you don’t straighten up?
#18
Yolo
Lizzy Abbey (she/they) 2 years ago
yolo stands for you only live once... OHHH THATS WHY IT SAYS JK
#19
This Church That Doesn't Want To Lie To Your Friends And Family At Your Funeral
Marykae Cameron 2 years ago
"No one fact-checks obituaries or funeral speakers." After a recent funeral. "The guy they were talking about sounded great, but that wasn't the guy I knew!"
#21
Fruit vs. Nuts
ellenmcdowell142 2 years ago
Unfortunately, I know too many that are the nuts. We need more fruit.
#23
Life Goals
#24
This Church Needs You To Stop Praying For More Snow
#25
The Preferences Of God
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
Basically, don’t be a hypocrite, or you’re NOT going to get the result you think you’re going to get.
#28
This Sign That Understands Who Holds All The Power In The Pew
#29
This Sign That Is Trying To Make Meghan Trainor's "All About That Bass" A Bit Holier
#30
Dad Joke Marquee
#31
This Sign That Promises God Loves You More Than Kanye Loves Kanye
#33
No Parking
#34
The Irony Is Lost On This Church
#35
This Sign Knows You're Spending Time At Church Instead Of The Gym, But Don't Fear Because You'll Have A "Smoking Hot Body" When You're Dead!
#36
This Church Sign That Wants To Know How Often You Come
#37
This Church That Embraced "Christian Girl Autumn" With A Pumpkin Spice Communion Joke
#38
This Church Has Straight Up Given Up On Their Sign
#39
This Sign That Simply Cannot Be Real
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What do you think ?
ellenmcdowell142 2 years ago
But DP, Jesus said " love your neighbor as you would yourself. ( Paraphrase). So, regardless of their life choices, love them anyway.
ellenmcdowell142 2 years ago
But DP, Jesus said " love your neighbor as you would yourself. ( Paraphrase). So, regardless of their life choices, love them anyway.
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