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There are very few ways to start a fiery discussion as quickly as asking someone if they like cats or dogs more. We have no horse in the game and think that all pets are awesome. But today, we’d love to pay homage to how awesome and derpy cats are.

Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest and wittiest tweets ever written by cat owners—and these are beyond relatable! They’re a reminder of why it’s so wonderful to have a pet who’s always happy to see you (and then ignore you) when you come back home. Don’t forget to upvote your fave tweets, Pandas!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't there a medieval manuscript (hand written by monks) that a monastery cat peed on only for the monk to annotate it with something like "it was the damn cat". I swear I read something like this.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats meow in the same range as babies cry because that's what get us to react the fastest and the best. They have been manipulating us since the dawn of time and we think they are less intelligent than dogs because they don't 'sit, beg, roll'.

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    Look, we’d love to rave about dogs all day long, but the Global Cat Council recently informed us that if we give our beloved feline floofs more attention, they might (maybe!) let us pet them more often. There might have also been some talks about being ignored less by the citizens of the Kingdom of Cats, but it’s all hush-hush at the moment, really!

    The truth is that there are very few decisions that you can make in life that are better than bringing a pet into your home. If you’re able to provide it with the care and attention that it needs, you’ve got a best friend in life. Congratulations, your family now has a new member.

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    SobyKay
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally! My husband doesnt understand how I always know. 😆

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    Just remember that having a pet in your life is not an easy decision to make. You have to take into account the financial costs (shelter, food, toys, medical bills), as well as how much quality attention you’d be able to give the cat.

    Don’t just get a pet to ignore it because you’re burning the midnight oil at the office every single day, for months on end. Your pet deserves far, far more!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Approach the unfamiliar very slowly and, no matter what you do, remain cautious and quiet.

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    A while ago, Bored Panda spoke to cat behavior consultant Ingrid Johnson, the founder of Fundamentally Feline, about the dynamic between owners and their pet cats. She explained to us that cats tend to prefer having options available to then, rather than having to deal with forced change.

    “Whenever we do things like abruptly change brands of cat litter or change their diet it is always best to offer choices rather than forcing them into things," she told us how much these animals value their freedom.

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    "Cats also prefer humans that allow the cats to dictate the interactions. They do not like to be smothered. Allow the cat to approach and ask for petting rather than forcing it on them," the cat behaviorist explained.

    She noted that cats can sense our moods through the tone of voice that we use. "Animals are very perceptive, not to mention they can smell the chemical changes in our bodies when we are hormonal, sad, angry, sick, etc.," she pointed out.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat: "And what did we learn from this? Correct! Don't do it again."

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    Edda Kamphues
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to brag, but none of my four cats has ever scratched me. The do use theirs claws when making their nest, but never, ever had a go at me.

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    "Many cats learn that a loud raised voice means bad news and they run to hide. It is ideal to try to minimize such tones in the home as we can be doing a lot to stress out all of our pets even if the discussion is not directed towards them in any way, it can still affect them."

    Think about the type of internet content that you love the most, Pandas. No matter your niche individual likes and dislikes, the odds are that many of you think that cat memes and pics are absolutely awesome. You’re not alone.

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    Content creator and comedian Trev Lewis, from LA, explained to Bored Panda earlier that the two types of content that have the biggest potential to go viral on the internet are animals and food.

    "The two most common types of content that go viral are animals and food. This is what the data shows. No matter how many times algorithms get tweaked, or which platform we're discussing, people remain fixated on nourishment and other creatures. We are quite animalistic in that way," he said.

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    Adding a bit of humor into the mix is always a plus. However, it isn’t necessary. What’s far more important is making your posts and tweets relatable. Your audience needs something to reel them in.

    "Relatability is a more crucial component because this is the factor that often inspires people to share the content with others. Sharing is the highest form of engagement and the one true path to viral content. All the other forms of engagement will follow it," the content creator said

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just can't let a cat be an outdoor cat anymore. Tooooooo sad when they vanish and we never know what happened.

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    It’s why cat tweets get the amount of attention that they do: they’re relatable, they’re often humorous, and they’re full of cuteness. Like it or not, people enjoy reading and looking at things that they agree with. We enjoy having others confirm our opinions and life choices.

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    Which of these cat tweets did you find to be the most relatable, dear Pandas? Which ones made you laugh way harder than you’d care to admit? What’s the pet situation like at home? We’d love to hear all about your cats, so drop by the comment section and tell us all about how wonderful and quirky they are!

    Meanwhile, if you'd love to see some more hilariously relatable cat tweets, take a peek at Bored Panda's previous lists right here and over here.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drunken cat mistook it for catnip. Wanted to order more kitty drugs. Is probably disappointed now.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cats come when I call them but then both of them have tried to kill me on the stairs so there’s that…

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is almost deadly allergic to cats, but always had them. Her love for cats takes a LOT of allergy medication, I can tell you.

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's clearly a sign from the universe that this person is not your true love, because a true love would not make you choose between them and your cat.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat used to be my daughter's (I got it for her when she was 15). When she moved out to live with her boyfriend I became the cat's Mom as the boyfriend is allergic. They plan to eventually get a hairless breed. CatCat loves when his other Mom comes for visits. She knows she is truly missed.

    Synsepalum
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm allergic to cats and I have a cat. You just take allergy medicine.

    Cavern Gill-Vernon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. My wife wanted a cat. I'm allergic to cats. So we got a cat. Then another, and so on and so on. At one point, we had 6! I can snuggle up to them now. I'm also allergic to dogs.... Guess where this is going....

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    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is, now I have dogs. Very different experience, and way too much licking.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your true love *is* allergic to your cat, and knows it, but he/she lives with you anyway. Now, *that* is true love!

    Karly Marx
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100000% my husband is my best friend. I'd kill for him. I'd die for him. But I would not give up my cats or any of my pets for him. Luckily he loves our animals just as much as I do. But if he ever like... develops allergies or bumps his head & has amnesia & forgets he loves cats but still remembers me.... I'll convince him that I'm a stranger & he's nuts & needs to leave my house. Cause ain't no man/woman gunna ever come before my animals.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This ultimatum between an SO and an animal companion comes up frequently on Reddit. The human is always left on the side of the road. Gives me a bit of faith in some humans.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a client who is allergic to everything, she has no houseplants, a dehumidifier, the cleanest house ever.... she takes allergy meds so she can have a cat : )

    Mary Ballard-Johansson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is allergic to cats. My cats slept on his head the first time he slept over.

    Ruth Harper
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. My cat and I are a package deal. Also, I'm allergic to cats. You can be allergic and still have a cat.

    Ally Joy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good air purifier and allergy medication allows the best of all worlds.

    Liv
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd never abandon an animal. Why not living separately (without terminating the relationship)?

    Stephanie Cunningham
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my true love to take allergy medicine, he fell in love with my cat, and now he has one of his own.

    BeepBeepBoopBoop
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay but I'm allergic to cats and I'd rather have a cat than a marriage

    Shifty McFlea
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom was allergic to cats but didn’t care and eventually stopped getting symptoms.

    Chris
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody: --- Me: Thinks of the scene in Kanon (VN) where Yuuichi imagines Nayuki finding out about Piro

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat talks all of the time. Most of the time it’s because he wants something or is complaining about being removed from the counter, but sometimes he just sits there and talks. He even sleep talks

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he/she is anything like our cat, you later find the fry discarded on the floor in the next room, with just a nibble taken from one end.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move along please, nothing to see here. Not a secret conference at all.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol mine runs towards me, not because hes happy to see me, but because he hás an unhealthy attraction to my shoe laces....

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