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Jokes and cats are the real fuel of the internet. Think of what a bland place it’d be if we didn’t get a daily fix of funny cat jokes gift-wrapped in mysterious feline logic. Think of how many quips wouldn’t have even been born without these pictures. Grumpy Cat, Cat Jam, Smudge the Cat, Coughing Cat… anyone?!
So when combining these two of people’s favorite things, you get the most powerful cattitude jokes that explain all that words cannot explain. Like all those weird, goofy, and plain ‘seriously?!’ feline behaviors.
Why do cats eat like they've got 2 seconds to finish the bowl, only to puke in the middle of the carpet a minute later? And how do they decide that wreaking havoc on the house at 3 am is an excellent idea? Those cucumbers, what’s up with them?
We may never find the answers, but with the help of cat-approved visual language, we at least can get a glimpse into the weird and wonderful world of felines. It’s where everything you think you know is wrong, and everything you know to be wrong is also wrong. Funny cat jokes for adults compiled by Bored Panda, the stage is yours.
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It’s no secret that cats sometimes, or rather most often, do things that make no sense to humans. To help decipher the internet-famous and genuinely odd feline behavior so often used for funny cat jokes and images, Bored Panda reached out to Molly DeVoss, a certified feline training and behavior specialist who runs Cat Behavior Solutions agency.
Molly said that each cat’s motivation to act as if they’re aiming to turn into funny cat jokes is a very individual thing. “Some cats do silly things to get our attention; we run and get our cameras, cooing and paying attention to them.” This attention that we shower our felines with is precisely what reinforces their seemingly odd behavior.
Meanwhile, “other cats are bored and are trying to find outlets for pent-up energy,” Molly said. Being both prey and predator animals, most cats’ instincts are still pretty powerful. As your house is their new jungle, you see the behavior that makes them jumpy, goofy, silly, yet absolutely adorable.
In fact, this precise feature that we don’t really know what to expect from them is what makes our felines the perfect material for cat funny jokes. “Whatever the motivation for the strange behaviors, it’s always good to pay attention to your cat and tell it how much you appreciate the laugh,” Molly concluded.
However, even if the odd behavior of our beloved felines can be explained, that does not mean that these funny cat jokes on the list are less hilarious! So, why not scroll through the rest of them and have a hearty laugh?
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Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago (edited)
Yeah, that would be me. My husband too, though he’ll never admit it. It’s why we now have four cats and a dog—-all rescues, out of a barn, off the street, dumped in our yard or the neighbor’s (when she was out of town for an extended period and my husband was doing a regular check on her house for her). Yeah. Big softies.
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Vic 3 years ago
I heard this one: Q: Is it bad luck to have a cat cross your path? A: Depends if you are a man or mouse.
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Zoe Snyder 3 years ago
Someone: Black cats are bad luck, not to mention cats in general are just plain assholes. Me, who has four cats, half of them all black: I would like to challenge that theory...
Merrill N. Munro 3 years ago
My black cats disagree. They're very lucky. They're lucky I let them live with me, especially when they wipe their butts on the hardwood floors when a poop gets stuck to their fur.
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Chantel LaPere 3 years ago
I want to squeeze all cats! My cats hate it when i suffocate them with love. They are like, "come on mom, leave us alone, we get it!" lol
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StrangerOfTheDark 3 years ago
Silly superstitions... black cats aren't real bad luck... its any cat that is bad luck. but their so cute how can one stay away
Viola Yarrow 2 years ago
Black cats are associated with luck good and bad (for example my cat is usually lucky cuz you get snuggled but sometimes unlucky cuz she pees on random things)
Karl Baxter 3 years ago
Not in the UK they’re not. A cat crossing your path is really a witch transformed into his/her familiar. Given that they are crossing your path they are not going in your direction and hence are off to do witchcraft upon someone else
Sandra Amazing Star 2 years ago
TOO.. CUTEEEEE... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah Hader [STUDENT] 2 years ago
BLACK CATS RAE NOT BAD LUCK BECAUSE WICTHES ARE NOT EVEN REAL
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
Had several black cats, never had bad luck from any of them. Had lots of purrs but no bad luck.
Curtis issac polain 3 years ago
Lol no. Oneder i lot my winning lotto tiket it was winning i saw one than it fell dow drain
CharliAnn Olney 3 years ago
Black cats are only bad luck if you trip over one while walking under a ladder on the thirteenth hour of the thirteenth day of the thirteenth month!
Barbara Vandewalle 3 years ago
I have had three black cats, and each one was / is a sweetheart
Christine Packard Didier 3 years ago
Black cascade awesome, I have one black and one black with white.
Lisa Chambers 3 years ago
I will never live long enough to understand whatever made up logic had to happen for this to be a thing.
Liz Jackson 3 years ago
Aww little void babies. I have one named Wednesday. We call her vicious razor baby.
Robert Robi Z 3 years ago
Black cats are bad luck only if they cross the street and a car comes...
Iris_the_kilr 3 years ago
AWWWW i love black cats i used to have one named brie brie and i loved her
Iris_the_kilr 3 years ago
she died last year though, and i didnt even get to say goodbye bc quarentine. i hate that sheh died.
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Shinomi Chan 3 years ago
Amen. I had a black cat, she was the sweetest thing. Always so curious, very silent too. Total ninja.
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Kirsten Kerkhof 3 years ago
Ruler: "Paint me a powerful warrior, taming a fearsome lion in scale armour!" Artist: "Say no more, my lord!"
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troufaki13 3 years ago
I do that all the time, not because of spiders but because she meows non stop as she wants to sniff the ceiling for some reason
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Ty Stratton-Quirk 3 years ago
The really impressive part is that he did it with a hammer and chisel.
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Rhea 3 years ago (edited)
Is there a function for me to vote up every post at once? RSI and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome pose serious risks in these circumstances :P
VolkswagenPanda 3 years ago
bro i love that none of these are negative or 0 points like at the end of most BP posts
Fidgets McGee 3 years ago
...and thusly proves cats are the glue holding the nation together
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Susan Mcdonald-Timms 5 months ago
All i can say is thanks so much. And -yes— as a person who has just finished her seventh cat —(she got to almost 20 years old)— i can substantially agree: these were all done by people who actually have cats
Laura Langford 3 years ago
We put together this little video to show how we feel about our furry friends. https://youtu.be/E1Y-kLFCApg
Rhea 3 years ago (edited)
Is there a function for me to vote up every post at once? RSI and Carpal Tunnel Syndrome pose serious risks in these circumstances :P
VolkswagenPanda 3 years ago
bro i love that none of these are negative or 0 points like at the end of most BP posts
Fidgets McGee 3 years ago
...and thusly proves cats are the glue holding the nation together
Load More Replies... Susan Mcdonald-Timms 5 months ago
All i can say is thanks so much. And -yes— as a person who has just finished her seventh cat —(she got to almost 20 years old)— i can substantially agree: these were all done by people who actually have cats
Laura Langford 3 years ago
We put together this little video to show how we feel about our furry friends. https://youtu.be/E1Y-kLFCApg
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