WET is bad.

It was the pineapple!

Our soft can-opener plays with the paper whenever she uses the porcelain litter box. The fan blows the paper all over. Audi is super nice and kills the paper. The soft can-opener always says to leave it, but who listens to the soft can-opener? Not even the fan leaves the paper alone. I just lay in the sink and watch all the shenanigans.

Never understood why scaring the cat was OK to start with..!

They had better keep their eyes peeled.

"What are your dollies named?" "Shark and Jet, why?"

Just like any billionaire?

Nice lipstick.

We’ll take it!

If Mitch McConnell and Kellyanne Conway had an abomination.

Both make more sense than when humans do it.

I wonder if a dog ever took a job as a food taster for a monarch...

Fair enough.

This got dark.

It's Very Dry!

xD

I'm not surprised. That's how you get ants.

The butt hole is the best part

"You'll shall not pass the front door!"

Give it time - you're not really expecting high-speed travel, are you?

Priorities

I've always wondered how Dentists knew when we are not flossing regularly. I recently found out, It's the blood. When you floss like you're suppose to, your gums will not bleed. When you don't, they will bleed.

I don't really understand this one

William Tell's descendants have unusual ways of recounting his story.

Did he think it would be a romantic gesture?

🚩🚩🚩

What an icehole.

Little People, Big Vengeance

How terribly sad

Oh no.... 😅

That's what you get for trying to get ahead of everyone else.

This hurts my eyes, whales are too cute :(

Me too!

Took me some time to realise that he had landed on the wrong floor.

I hope no real parents would be so cruel as to punish a child for not doing well enough