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The average U.S. wedding cake costs around $350, according to Thumbtack. What does it tell us? Well, apparently not much.

Because no matter how much we adore those beautiful pieces of confectionary art we see in Instagram pics, family photos, and window displays, the reality is sometimes different. Not all cakes are worthy of compliments. Some look barely edible. Others send the wrong message. And the rest… are something you wouldn't feed your dog.

This hilarious Facebook group is a safe place to share these sweet food monstrosities and it’s called “Cake Shaming.” Below we wrapped up some of the funniest examples people shared there, so enjoy!

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Hmmm

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JoMeBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The eyes! The teeth! The noodle mane! This is definitely a " don't quit your day job" cake.

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No matter what the occasion, cakes have always been a staple of celebrations. From birthday cakes to wedding cakes, cakes have been enjoyed by people of all ages and cultures for centuries. From traditional favorites like chocolate cake and vanilla cake to modern creations like red velvet cake and rainbow cake, there’s something for everyone’s palate.

Cakes can be made from a variety of ingredients, from classic white, yellow, and devil’s food cake to fruit-flavored cake and gluten-free cake. Decorations for cakes range from simple frosting and sprinkles to more intricate fondant designs.

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Mickysixxx
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes things need to be shared for the greater joy, you're not horrible lol

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Bored Panda reached out to Lily Jones, the owner of Lily Vanilli, the creative East London bakery creating customizable dream cakes and bespoke wedding cakes, who shared some insights into the current cake trends, as well as shared the most unusual cake she created.

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“We're seeing a huge trend for more artistic, asymmetrical, imperfect cakes, often with deliberately messy piping, misshapen and with fresh flowers artfully positioned/stuck into the cake,” Lily told us.

“This has been cool and strange to see in equal measure as they're very reminiscent of the cakes I was making for the first 5 years of Lily Vanilli (scroll right back on my Instagram to see). I had my first commission for one the other day and it was a really nostalgic experience."

Lily also said that it's been interesting seeing this go full circle: “In 2008 I was making messy cakes in response to the perfectly piped cakes that were around forever, it was all fresh flowers and rough around the edges, then since 2018, we got hugely into retro piping, and now we're seeing the response to that again!”

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When it comes to ordering cakes for a special occasion, Lily said that the cake is such a statement that it's important to people that it reflects their unique tastes. “So they will consider the style and colors, all the way down to the tiny details that make it bespoke.”

“Beyond that, the flavor is hugely important, and multiple tiers allow people to cater to all their guests' tastes,” she added.

#10

Found In The Wild... Someone Even Commented, "Nice...but Please Don't Quit Your Day Job"

Found In The Wild... Someone Even Commented, "Nice...but Please Don't Quit Your Day Job"

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#11

Posted In A Book Group Not Sure If They Made It Or Found It As Well

Posted In A Book Group Not Sure If They Made It Or Found It As Well

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#12

This Feels Like The Fake Things Mortuary Students Practice On

This Feels Like The Fake Things Mortuary Students Practice On

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It's also important to consider how the cake will look in photos, Lily explained. “So positioning in the venue can be really crucial - it's always sad to see a spectacular cake with loads of story and thought behind it get placed in front of a speaker or worse, or somewhere it won't photograph well. Lighting is important too!”

When asked what was the most unusual cake Lily has ever created, she recounted her first book. “It was a zombie-themed, B-movie inspired, a comic book illustrated guide to cake decorating, so as you can imagine, for a while I was getting a lot of fabulously weird commissions. I've made a life-sized replica of someone's boyfriend's head, multiple heart and brain cakes, a cow heart cake for a music video, a dead pigeon... it's a long list!”

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#15

In My Local Sell Group. She Owns Her Own Company And Does Custom Designer Cakes For All Occasions

In My Local Sell Group. She Owns Her Own Company And Does Custom Designer Cakes For All Occasions

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Lyyyy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks so cute and pretty! It is actually quite small, like look at those crackers. Salty cakes are a thing, all right.

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#18

Op Said They Were Going For The “Cartoony” Look What Do Y’all Think?

Op Said They Were Going For The “Cartoony” Look What Do Y’all Think?

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#19

My Wedding Cake. 🫠 2016

My Wedding Cake. 🫠 2016

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RafCo (he/him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww. This happened to us. It was a super hot day, and the venue's refrigerator stopped working. The cake melted into itself and looked awful. It still tasted great. The poor caterer was more upset then my wife or I (she was a guest and baked the cake as our wedding gift).

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#20

I Just Feel Like Somethings Off About That Cow

I Just Feel Like Somethings Off About That Cow

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JoMeBee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like a cow and Davey Jones' (Pirates of the Caribbean) love child...

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#23

I Love A Good Frog Cake But What In The Weekend At Bernie's Is This

I Love A Good Frog Cake But What In The Weekend At Bernie's Is This

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#25

Now The Cupcakes Were Described As Blister Cakes

Now The Cupcakes Were Described As Blister Cakes

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#27

Its Meant To Be Gold

Its Meant To Be Gold

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Erin Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? Baby poop green is is very in for weddings right now, it's what all the celebrities use.

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#28

Am I Trippin? Cuz It’s Horrible To Me But She’s Very Proud Of It & Only Getting “Amazing Work” Type Comments In A Cake Decorating Group I’m In Lmao. Reminds Me Of Open Wounds, Like Gashes & Why Are The Roses So Thick & Wet

Am I Trippin? Cuz It’s Horrible To Me But She’s Very Proud Of It & Only Getting “Amazing Work” Type Comments In A Cake Decorating Group I’m In Lmao. Reminds Me Of Open Wounds, Like Gashes & Why Are The Roses So Thick & Wet

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#30

The Caption Read ‘We Could Not Get Green Grapes So We Used Olives’ They Were Supposed To Be Tiny Yodas Surrounding The Border

The Caption Read ‘We Could Not Get Green Grapes So We Used Olives’ They Were Supposed To Be Tiny Yodas Surrounding The Border

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#31

Can Anyone Guess What The Strawberries Are Meant To Be?! Hint: It’s Related To The Most Successful Fantasy Series!

Can Anyone Guess What The Strawberries Are Meant To Be?! Hint: It’s Related To The Most Successful Fantasy Series!

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Domi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Screaming strawberries are new Mandragora from Harry Potter?

Okiedokie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Strawberry spa day :) Chocolate is very good for the skin, so they say

Cassi Lyris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nah, not that bad. And yes, even I know these are supposed to be mandrakes. I would like to take this opportunity to point out that they were not thought up by J.K. Rowling, either.

Clifford Holt
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is actually really good. Mandrakes were ugly and lived in dirt. Excellent execution!

Vanessa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yah so...idk why my first thought at popular series was 50 shades and I definitely saw those strawberries differently lol HP makes much more sense and they are indeed a cute interpretation

Timbob
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it’s a fantasy, know, I know ! It’s the Republican Party!

Reenzy Bennington
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought they were yawning carrots or zombie carrots. Either way, looking at this made me yawn. Twice.

Jenna Logan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The most successful fantasy series you mean game of thrones cause Harry Potter can't hold a candle to GoT

Iliana Hiruluk
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're meant to be mandrakes. The most successful fantasy series will always be LOTR.

Jasmine Gross
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me of when princess bubblegum made the zombie serum and brought the dead Candy Kingdom people back to life

Adilicious
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Walking dead...? Never seen zombie stawberries. Quite the privilege.

Parmeisan
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think "most successful fantasy series" is a disputable claim. It's most successful in some ways (I imagine top grossing, for example - although LotR might compete there, I'm not going to look it up) but not others (we don't know how it will withstand the test of time, and I'm sure there are several that have won more awards). Just.. it can be your favourite, that's cool, but "most successful" is a rather broad claim.

Chris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to Final Fantasy until I saw the other comments XD

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#36

This Is The Cake Of A Killer Bella

This Is The Cake Of A Killer Bella

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Kensi
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What or who is killer Bella? It's the second cake with caption like this and I honestly have no idea

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#39

I'm Feeling So Bad For The Wedding Couple... That's Is So Fkn Ugly!

I'm Feeling So Bad For The Wedding Couple... That's Is So Fkn Ugly!

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#41

What The [frick] Is Going On Here

What The [frick] Is Going On Here

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Erin Fish
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What, you don't remember the famous Star Wars sombrero? The one Luke wore in episode 5?

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#42

Stumbled Upon This Gem Today…

Stumbled Upon This Gem Today…

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#43

My Mum Got This Cake For My Brothers Birthday. £150 For This Monstrosity 😂🤦‍♀️why Does Micky Look So Angry?

My Mum Got This Cake For My Brothers Birthday. £150 For This Monstrosity 😂🤦‍♀️why Does Micky Look So Angry?

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#49

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

These Are All Cakes Advertised By The Same Baker On Facebook Marketplace, Yes They Are Charging For These Sad Creations

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#50

A Lady Was Looking For A LEGO Cake And Another Lady Chimed In To Recommend Where She Got This LEGO Cake For Her Son's Birthday

A Lady Was Looking For A LEGO Cake And Another Lady Chimed In To Recommend Where She Got This LEGO Cake For Her Son's Birthday

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